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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

  1. 11-26-2009, 02:17 AM #451
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    How can I get pics of my girlfriend from my phone to this thread.?...I think ullr will like her.

    And I suck at the internets

    Edit for: seriously... someone pm a cell number and I'll send them to someone who doesn't suck as bad as I do.
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  3. 11-26-2009, 10:06 PM #453
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    Thanksgiving greetings from Hamtramck, MI

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  4. 11-27-2009, 09:36 PM #454
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  5. 11-29-2009, 12:26 AM #455
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    Goddamit meng

    Eventhought I have had it, and lost it, and had it, and lost it, and pathetically as of now I do not have it...but forworth and most majestically...If I HAD now a worthy candidate to post, my of fucking demi-god I would!! bUT, ALAS as I do not have worthy titties and pussy to post, I implore those of thee that, please and beggingly, do, show their wealth of blessings and extitudes to flail their extricarnicale lovlies on those sad sacks lost in a plethitude of patheticness and desperation, those of us hopping to see boobies and muffs in the snow...

    Show now not past but present deidications to ullr worthy of snow systems and dumpage to be hallowed and hailed upon meager sacrifices of flesh in photo....my god give me something sweet and beautiful of the here and now.
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  6. 11-29-2009, 01:33 AM #456
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  7. 11-30-2009, 02:59 PM #457
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    Very solid work on the last two contributions.
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    I heart this thread!!
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  9. 11-30-2009, 10:44 PM #459
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  10. 12-05-2009, 09:57 AM #460
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    bump! we need some snow in BC/ PNW
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  11. 12-05-2009, 08:44 PM #461
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    Jezzuz. I gotta go dig up some pics of the redhead. We need the snow...
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  12. 12-05-2009, 10:25 PM #462
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Jezzuz. I gotta go dig up some pics of the redhead.

    yes, yes you should

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  13. 12-06-2009, 06:28 AM #463
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Jezzuz. I gotta go dig up some pics of the redhead. We need the snow...
    What are you waiting for?

    I hit the old lady up for some pics the other night........it did not go well.

    I told her about the positive thoughts from thousands of snow lovers across the country, the intangible benefits, the doors that could be opened, but she was not buying what I was selling.
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    I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.
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  14. 12-09-2009, 01:01 PM #464
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    my first post

    this thread inspired me to join. my ex-gf and her offerings.

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  15. 12-09-2009, 01:06 PM #465
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    uhh.... ewwwww...
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  16. 12-09-2009, 01:10 PM #466
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    How is that a fail? I'd hit it switch to the road.

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  18. 12-09-2009, 02:06 PM #468
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    God you guys are harsh. At least he is in the right forum with an offering, however you feel about said offering. The spirit was in the right place.

    He could be in the Ski/Snowboard asking whether he should take rockered skis to Jackson next week.

    Really.
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  19. 12-09-2009, 02:11 PM #469
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    Agreed, I support that post.
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  20. 12-09-2009, 02:19 PM #470
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    agreed....right place, good spirit, naked pics of GF for first post, those fit all the first post requirements.
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  21. 12-09-2009, 02:22 PM #471
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    More guts than I! I also don't have any naked ex girlfriend pics.... sigh.
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  22. 12-09-2009, 03:17 PM #472
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    And the Lord said...I will smite down with great anger those who discourage nekkid girlfriend pics in the padded room!
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    Man, tough crowd. New guy posts naked ex-GF pics for his very first post ever and you fail him? Like her or not, that's the way all first posts should be IMHO!
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  24. 12-09-2009, 07:20 PM #474
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    Ahhh.... Fine. Chick I messed around with about 4 - 5 years ago. Turns out she ended up in Playboy...

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    uhh.... ewwwww... I'm gay


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