Get Drunk, Post as much as you Can

[BeanDip4All]

fun summer day, hangin at the park with the dog and then wings abd beers at the abr

nice

[asandygal]

I LOVE this thread!!! I rarely think I am drunk until I am too drunk to know (which is definitely my achilles-heel).

I wanted to say something about scotch, but I don't remember why. I'm not even drinking scotch. I was just the "designated driver" for a party we attended across the lake, but now that we are home I am the only one in the house who is not passed out (cats included) and I have been trying to catch up alone. I don't remember what that had to do with scotch though.

Anyway, some of you get drunk way too early in the day...

[asandygal]

Shit... I remember now (although I probably should just go to bed)...

I was going to ask when we were going to move to a "system" where I didn't need to drive anymore, and thus no "designated drivers"...

Just a "Beam me up, Scotty" thing... which made me think about "scotch". I don't even like scotch... so I don't know WTF I am typing... which makes me eligible to post here!

Thank you, Bodhi!!! (just 'cause I like that emoticon)...

and btw, post mid-night weekend television sucks... I gotta just go to bed.

Peace, out...

[whitesmoke]

I work night audit at a hotel thing. I often come in shitfaced. On nights like tonight (shitfaced) where the other person on duty calls in and leaves me here all alone I try to wrassssle with the idea of drinking all the beer in the bar (draft stella).

Part of me says, "No Mike you are part of this company and stealing beer is like stealing from myself."

Part of me says, "Yeahneajisdoe you sdurnk fucker!!!!" (interpretation of speech not typing. Have you really not learned to drunk and type.....?)

The alcoholic angle on my sholder just wispered, "It's not stealing if you make less then $20 per hour...."

Shall I rape and pillage? (rhetorical)

[whitesmoke]

^^^^ Hey there stud nice use of parenthesis

[TWINS]

Back at it again...........Oh fuck.Life is good anyways.Sunday night football and work on tHE house Monday.
Man I miss the Stump lot at Mammoth.Bring on the snow.pLEASES..........

[Hong Jong Fuey]

So I just came back from a victorious hockey game using my new Nike Bauer XXXX composite with 102 flex. Pretty sure its the naslund blade and its absolutely $. Went top shelf 2x playing defense and ripped 3 slappers that were low and hard. In celebration, I split about 10 pitchers. Bed time now. Buy my endorphins on gearswap.

[Rasputin]

as much as you can

[AsheanMT]

as much as you can

I bet you are already in bed.

Ticket to Snowbowl....
I know you're a gambling man

[brice618]

gin and tonic. open bars. wedding. blonde.

dgodoontight

[Donkey Punch]

Here is to Wednesday night beers amd Whiskey.

[scawtt]

Here is to Wednesday night beers amd Whiskey.

[Gripen]

Here is a big fuck you to this entire fucking town.



Eat a dick G-town

[Liveezy]

Ill fight ya and its only 1244 here.. Just as long as the winner buys a couple beers.

Seriously summer sucks. Bring the POW!!!

[waltonhockey05]

bump....

Oh and I saw some people (more drunk than me mind you) walk tino the college pliocae sation , and a cop car came up so i bolted. no way am i getting a code 1.

[Hong Jong Fuey]

Yup. Im here. Thursday night and we won our hockey game. Why must 30+ yo old guys get chippy on the ice in a f'in beer league? I wear no sholder pads and some dumbfuck crossed checked me in front of the net with his stick in the back of the neck. Oh yeah - scientologists can lick my hairy beanbag after a hockey game (without a shower). Out.

[GimpToo]

Hey Bohdi - you need to change the thread title to "Drunk" not "get" - it's easier to find - who knows how to use "search" when looking for this thread . . . I'm not there, but I'm getting there . . .

[adam]

Well tonight was a let down. Drank a bit in my buddies place then went out and cruised for a party. Finally found one, wanted $5 for a cup. WTF? Competition is stiff here for the womens, and I jsut don't have the moves to score with so many others competing.

Don't ya need somebody to love?

[Hong Jong Fuey]

U2 was awesome and the beer flowed like wine. That is all.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

chhhhhhhecking in!!!!

going over the last few monthss of posts here, checking up on the degenerats, good laughs

[My Pet Powder Goat]

try this:

sweet tea Vodka W/ lemonde

or

Arizona's Arnold Palmer 1/2&1/2 W/ rasberry Stoli

best drinks ever, trust me , im in the biz

[dynodonkeyaltabird]

why does every hotel i stay in make the cliff lodge at the bird look like its built out of dog shit? even the holiday inn in downtown detroit is nicer...

[Steven S. Dallas]

Finally found one, wanted $5 for a cup. WTF?

Five dollars? Wait 'til you're legal, brother. It's amazing how much more expensive every meal gets once you spend $15 on beverages before even eaten a bite. Also, if you don't spend the $5, you have no shot at even meeting the girls, so- you know. Small price of admission.

Also also- moves are way overrated. Just talk and talk and talk. Remove all awkward moments and you'll eventually get to a point where she'll want to make out with you, because she's feeling awkward too and your bullshit takes the pressure off. No matter how stupid your conversation is, it's better than painful silence. Also, continuous blather makes girls think you're confident, which they like. Granted, your friends will think you're an idiot, but only until you let them in on this secret somewhere around the end of sophomore year.

edit: this is not good advice for girls you actually like, but if you're looking to get laid you can do worse than by being the loudmouthed center of attention. Unless it's just on the internet.

double edit: I am drunk, but misspelling is gay.

[whitesmoke]

At work. Drunk. Waiting to go home. Is it 7am yet?











Oh yeah.....

.... have you ever looked into the eyes of a panther and thought, "Hmm I wish I was a bird."

[carvedog]

Hanagovesr still maybe a little drunk.

Seems like just a couple of hours ago I was hitting up some 1899 that someone gave me and after drinkiing some good tequila that Cuervo is rotgut tasting.

Not sure hjow I ended up in there but I think chemicals were involved somehow.

I think this is tipping more towards the hangover side now.

Yeti - I was invisible for a while too. Nice when you can turn it off and on.

Just wait till you approach 50 and turn completely inviisble all the time to the younger ladies. Not chasing. Just noticinng. Fuck typing is hard this morning. I did kind of get hit on by a stunning Milf the other day though.

So I got that going fo rme. Even htough fudckc fuck fuck the keys aren't working.

OK I m' back. Huge sunflower catching the sun so bright in the window makes me wish for sun glasses which are way too fuckikng far form my eyes so that I can barely ssee the screen.

hope i gat a short nap todya. ouw. that hurt.