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Thread: TR: Cougar Hunting in ASSPEN: My First Night Experience....just call me T.J. Burke

  1. 04-23-2009, 07:08 AM #551
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    wow. 23 pages? first post was classic. didn't read anything after that. any photos or more hilarity take place? otherwise this is 23 pages of you ladies yapping.
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  2. 04-25-2009, 01:11 PM #552
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    Short summary from Raps is in order I believe.
    Pics as promised once relationship with cougar no longer in jepardy......Unless "serious relationship" is with said cougar.
    Last edited by jm2e; 04-25-2009 at 01:16 PM. Reason: spelling
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  3. 04-25-2009, 04:36 PM #553
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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    Short summary from Raps is in order I believe.
    Pics as promised once relationship with cougar no longer in jepardy......Unless "serious relationship" is with said cougar.
    Wouldn't that be ultimately Burke-ish.

    Get the caboose while the gettin is good!
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  4. 11-12-2010, 11:54 AM #554
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    bump for Raps
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  5. 11-12-2010, 12:08 PM #555
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    I think she ate him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by montanaskier View Post
    bump for Raps
    19 months since last bump, nicely done.
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  7. 11-13-2010, 08:42 PM #557
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    is he still around? poor little feller.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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    Oh, he's here. Just not Here here. I think he'd like to avoid the this here. You know, blog, new chick and all. Not exactly the high visibility he's looking for?
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  9. 11-14-2010, 12:21 PM #559
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    At least if he ends up marrying his gf, he can do so with absolutely no regrets. Cougars rock and play a very important role in our lives. Kudos, Raps.
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  10. 12-29-2010, 08:50 AM #560
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    Bump for truth about Aspen cougars. Raps is not making this stuff up.

    I literally had not been in Aspen for 1 hour last night when I was cougar attacked. (and no, nothing happened (my choice) and no, did not get any photos).
    And she wants to introduce me to all her cougar friends...
    Gimme five, I'm still alive!
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  11. 12-29-2010, 10:43 AM #561
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    Bagged one!

    So nasty scroll down for pic





















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  12. 12-29-2010, 01:42 PM #562
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    whipski,that cougar looks under-age for aspen
    picador
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    How is this thread not in the HOF?
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  14. 02-19-2013, 03:30 PM #564
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    hmnnnn I must pass you on a daily basis out here raps. who are you??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asspen View Post
    hmnnnn I must pass you on a daily basis out here raps. who are you??
    unleash your hounds and flush out that salacious rapscallion.
    what's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asspen View Post
    hmnnnn I must pass you on a daily basis out here raps. who are you??
    He won't be hard to spot

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    I met a cougar last summer (2012) at the Bocce court at the base of Aspen mountain and promptly banged her in the Gondola. Gnar points for Gondola sex?
    Terje was right.

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    ^^^^Pics of said cougar or it didn't happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whipski View Post

    weak sauce
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    Quote Originally Posted by DasBlunt View Post
    I met a cougar last summer (2012) at the Bocce court at the base of Aspen mountain and promptly banged her in the Gondola. Gnar points for Gondola sex?
    No points for gondola sex. Chair lifts, and for bonus points, a T-bar, or rope tow.

    Oh, and practice safe sex, always wear a helmet.
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  21. 10-25-2013, 02:07 PM #571
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    Quote Originally Posted by DasBlunt View Post
    I met a cougar last summer (2012) at the Bocce court at the base of Aspen mountain and promptly banged her in the Gondola. Gnar points for Gondola sex?
    Based upon dirrahea spewed forth by you on these forums I have to remain skeptical, but stranger occurrences have happened.

    Yes they would be gnar points, even if the gal's face could make an onion cry...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DasBlunt View Post
    I met a cougar last summer (2012) at the Bocce court...
    I think that once they're over 60, the term "cougar" doesn't apply. Hope you had a good time though, did she take her teeth out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1080Rider View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DasBlunt View Post
    I met a cougar last summer (2012) at the Bocce court at the base of Aspen mountain and promptly banged her in the Gondola. Gnar points for Gondola sex?
    I think that once they're over 60, the term "cougar" doesn't apply. Hope you had a good time though, did she take her teeth out?
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    after reading through 23 pages of which some of the contents could only be described as golden, i strongly suspect raps has a nose as long as pinocchios and call bullshit some 5 years later
    i dont kare i carnt spell or youse punktuation properlee, im on a skiing forum
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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    ^^^^Pics of said cougar or it didn't happen.
    Exactly! I've bagged a couple coug's in my day. We didnt have cell phones back then to snap a pic. Well we had them, but they came in a laptop bag sized carry around, lol. That and you couldnt take pics from them. This day and age, you gotta get a pic or we all call bullshit. Even if its one of them stupid shots where you hold the phone out in front of you. As the rest of TGR would confirm, naked ones always more welcomed.
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