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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

  1. 01-16-2009, 12:18 AM #226
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    dude is killin' it!!!!
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  2. 01-16-2009, 05:44 AM #227
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    Where is Marv Albert????

    "YEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!"

    Ullr should be very happy.
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    Wow, some of you have hot wives. Jim S, I am in awe, but tell her MT is suffering! (I don't have anyone hot I can take pics of )
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    Lego art for adults - ALMOST GONE BY REQUEST -

    Enjoy!

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    Lego art for adults - ALMOST GONE BY REQUEST -

    I didn't know there were so many fellow maggots who are lacking in creativity and missing their funny bones here.

    For those who do not need those vital parts implanted you may click on the safe link above!
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    ^ those are very cool, and extremely trippy.
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    can we please stick to original content in this thread? cross-posting random females does not do it for Ullr, and magettes would never get the kudos they deserve if we dilute this.
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    i really like this thread.
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  9. 01-19-2009, 01:28 PM #234
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed Harley View Post
    Enjoy!
    STFU JONG. You may fantasize about fucking little plastic blocks but this is not normal and no substitute for real, breathing and skiing women.

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    can we please stick to original content in this thread? cross-posting random females does not do it for Ullr, and magettes would never get the kudos they deserve if we dilute this.
    +1

    Ullr - he is new and a fucktard and knows not what he does.

    Here is an appeasement from some good friends. Taken a while back but I know they would support this.
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  10. 01-20-2009, 02:29 PM #235
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    Quote Originally Posted by northbynorthwest View Post
    Here's our contribution. Ullr please bring snow to the PNW.
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    . . . I love all of you, and your beautiful friends . . . for I may have just had the best day at Sugarloaf of my life . . . Ullr your mightiness humbles me, and I kneel at your great feet.
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    Artsy fartsy side-boob of a bitch of an ex



    Let's get some snow blowing already.
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    Ullr have mercy!

    I have a cat trip in Nelson, end of Jan. Snow is desperately needed.
    Surely this Laotian hottie is worthy of a few 10" storms between now and then?
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  14. 01-20-2009, 08:42 PM #239
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    Send her my way. I'll give her a 9" storm with an avalanche ending she'll choke on.
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    You are positively poetic splat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Send her my way. I'll give her a 9" storm with an avalanche ending she'll choke on.
    Now that is sig worthy!
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    Let's review because high pressure sucks.




























    Last edited by Pow4Brains; 01-22-2009 at 01:29 AM.
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    "Having been Baptized by uller his frosty air now burns my soul with confirmation. I am once again pure." - frozenwater

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pow4Brains View Post
    Let's review because high pressure sucks.
    i see what you did there.


    thank you!
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  19. 01-23-2009, 01:32 PM #244
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  20. 01-23-2009, 04:50 PM #245
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    bump, we be needing some snow in the north east!

    haha some chick just posted this on newschoolers(dont kill me!) i dont know the chick just thought it might please ullr.

    Last edited by tophusmaximus; 01-23-2009 at 11:38 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tophusmaximus View Post
    bump, we be needing some snow in the north east!

    haha some chick just posted this on newschoolers(dont kill me!) i dont know the chick just thought it might please ullr.
    Must have - dumping now. Took me a second, but she is doing a tittie plant in the snow.

    Maybe we need to up the ante maggots. If a NS chick can cause the dumpitude today, then......?

    Girls are you ready to get cold for the good of the collective?
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  22. 01-26-2009, 06:29 AM #247
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    Thanks for the snow!


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    I'm just going to re-post and hope for some snow...



































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  24. 01-27-2009, 09:22 AM #249
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    Ode to Splat,Ullr, and Andrew Wyeth
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  25. 01-27-2009, 03:00 PM #250
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim S View Post



    Ode to Splat and Ullr
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