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  1. 10-12-2007, 07:27 AM #1
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    Hotbox Photo TR

    NO!!! Not that kind of Hotbox!
    From yesterday.... I was bustin' on IndyGS about his high priced (albeit sweet!) hotbox he's selling, and I wrote this....

    I was gonna buy one of those hotboxes, then I realized that I can build a full size sauna for the same amount of money. The nice thing about hotboxing in a sauna is:

    1. you get to bond with your skis pre-season.
    2. you can drink beer while watching the wax absorb.
    3. you can fit chicks in the the hotbox with you (and your skis)
    4. It has a nice aromatic cedar smell.
    5. It cleanses your pores.

    (photo TR to follow.)


    Well.... Here you go!




    The kicker is.... It worked PERFECT! Softened the wax right up. I could sense them getting faster. I really feel like I am more "one with my skis" now...

    Before anyone says "where are the chicks you were talking about?" I can't post those pictures because all the chicks were naked. I promised. Sorry.
    "Shit, I'll choke her while she's cleaning, and I'll do it wearing a helmet cam mounted on a full-face helmet.
    I'll have meatdrink9 do the lighting for the shot. He'll make it artsy as fuck."     - Phunk
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  2. 10-12-2007, 08:42 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by yooper
    Before anyone says "where are the chicks you were talking about?" I can't post those pictures because all the chicks were naked. I promised. Sorry.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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  3. 10-12-2007, 09:41 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSapp View Post
    GAYEST

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    Actually, regretfully... I probably have to agree with you.
    "Shit, I'll choke her while she's cleaning, and I'll do it wearing a helmet cam mounted on a full-face helmet.
    I'll have meatdrink9 do the lighting for the shot. He'll make it artsy as fuck."     - Phunk
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  4. 10-12-2007, 10:09 AM #4
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    It's good to know another option for hot boxing but...


    ...two dudes topless in a sauna on a Friday. I hope someone posted something good in the padded room to redeem my morning.
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    Well, I'm not allowed to delete this post, but, I can say, go fuck yourselves, everybody!
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  5. 10-12-2007, 10:43 AM #5
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    VIBES +++ to your parents for finding out about this.




    pretty funny though.
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  6. 10-12-2007, 02:43 PM #6
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    Aren;t saunas pretty humid/moist? Might not be to good for your planks? I wouldn't risk it myself.
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  7. 10-12-2007, 03:07 PM #7
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    Please post this in Ski/Board forum. It is slightly ski related, uber ghey, and the potential responses will make my weekend.


    CAW
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  8. 10-12-2007, 04:28 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by BamBam_540 View Post
    Aren;t saunas pretty humid/moist? Might not be to good for your planks? I wouldn't risk it myself.
    Skis get wet all the time, dont think a little humidity is going to hurt em.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BamBam_540 View Post
    Aren;t saunas pretty humid/moist? Might not be to good for your planks? I wouldn't risk it myself.
    Quote Originally Posted by TyeStick
    Skis get wet all the time, dont think a little humidity is going to hurt em.
    Exactly, you aren't storing them in a humidor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conundrum View Post
    It's good to know another option for hot boxing but...


    ...two dudes topless in a sauna on a Friday. I hope someone posted something good in the padded room to redeem my morning.
    Traditionally a sauna is a topless activity.





    and it was Thursday.
    We actually had a showing of Lost and Found. Damn good movie. There were actually chicks there, but none went in the sauna... In fact, I'll confess... I was only in long enough for the photo op.
    "Shit, I'll choke her while she's cleaning, and I'll do it wearing a helmet cam mounted on a full-face helmet.
    I'll have meatdrink9 do the lighting for the shot. He'll make it artsy as fuck."     - Phunk
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    Quote Originally Posted by BamBam_540 View Post
    Aren;t saunas pretty humid/moist? Might not be to good for your planks? I wouldn't risk it myself.
    Yeah, that's a good comment!!! Nice contribution, JONG!
    "Shit, I'll choke her while she's cleaning, and I'll do it wearing a helmet cam mounted on a full-face helmet.
    I'll have meatdrink9 do the lighting for the shot. He'll make it artsy as fuck."     - Phunk
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  12. 10-13-2007, 02:02 AM #12
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    I might have to use my pop's sauna, give this a try. Oh and sauna's are only humid if you add water to the rocks, otherwise they are completely dry.
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