Is Hacksaw a gaper?

[young ski-zee]

He said he's too old to jump off stuff. Who is this guy?

[sftc]

If you have to ask, and post something as dumb as this poll, you're obviously the gaper.
Or this week's most unoriginal troll.

[Jer]

... meh ... pretty weak troll ... the bubbly boyish enthusiasm is kinda cute, but there's not even a failed attempt at subtlety.

I give it a D. Lurk moar.

[Hacksaw]

He said he's too old to jump off stuff. Who is this guy?

Gezz, a whole poll on TGR about me??? I'm soo flatered Youngski-zee.......

No, I don't jump off much stuff around here.

But, I have skied a lot of things and in places, that are not rated "Gaperville."

[Crinkle]

hacksaw is gnar, I have seen him crushing blues at Loveland. He is the corduroy king

[Jer]

I hear the dude haz, like, rode helicopters 'n stuff, throwed bombs with his bear hands ... he just laughs at avalanches that destroy entire trees!

He's old, sure, and his eyesite's goin', yah - but he still playz football like a pro, he just puts a beacon in the ball.
I saw he caught a 52-yard pass and he was trackin' the ball just by the beeps of his old F1!

Dude is like, made of radiation.

[Bennett]

Show me your lightning bolt!

[~mikey b]

I hear the dude haz, like, rode helicopters 'n stuff, throwed bombs with his bear hands ... he just laughs at avalanches that destroy entire trees!

He's old, sure, and his eyesite's goin', yah - but he still playz football like a pro, he just puts a beacon in the ball.
I saw he caught a 52-yard pass and he was trackin' the ball just by the beeps of his old F1!

Dude is like, made of radiation.

fackin great Dave!

[telepariah]

And if you step out of line at Loveland, he just might bury you in the snow to teach you a lesson. He's done it before -- with the Sheriff's blessing, I might add.

[Buzzworthy]

Hacksaw is great peeps.

Don't diss.

[telepariah]

You know what else about Hacksaw that he was too modest to tell you?

He doesn't need to jump off shit because he can ski uphill the same way the rest of us go downhill.

[Hacksaw]

Actual, I should explain that photo. I'm actually skiing DOWN a chute above St. Mary's lake. What you see is the clouds reflected in the water surface. I still think its a cool looking photo. Sorry, Youngzee-ski I didn't huck into the lake. I stopped at the waters edge and then scrabled off to the left......

[Jer]

Sensei is too humble! Perhaps he fears growing head so large that no avalanche balloon will be needed when he again rides the white dragon ...?

Yong Zhee-Wei, I will tell you.

At the top of that run, Sensei did not huck, it is so.
Instead, he skiied smoothly onto the sky, ploughing great furrows through the powdery clouds.
Alas, we could not figure eight him.

Later, after scrabbling to the left at the water's edge, he removed his skis for the walk to his helicopter. You see, it was a breezy day, so the waves on the lake were choppy, and Sensei did not wish to mar the mirror-perfection of his bases as he walked over them.
(Even then, Sensei was a cautious man, so he regularly left his helicopter parked on the center of the nearest lake.)

I was privileged that day to carry his dog, Dea, to the 'copter.
(Have I said too much?!?)

[telepariah]

Well, the resemblances are remarkable--tall as a treetop, hard drinking, legendary renaisance men. Hacksaw and the sensei of whom you speak have never been seen in the same place at the same time. It could be.

I know but I ain't sayin'.

[Jer]

Ah, ojíisan, I forget myself.

Here among the young saplings and fresh reeds, it is easy to forget who shades us all -
That there stand among us still the ancient towering cedars,
who were there when Ullr first dropped a knee;
who drank with the Sensei when he himself was young;
who watched sadly as Hephaestus in his smoking forge wrought the first heel-chains;
who wept as the masses willingly bound their heels
and their minds.

[couloirman]

Is Hacksaw a gaper?

That depends. I guess you could say yes.

That is, if your definition of gaper is one of the most knowledgeable backcountry skiers out there, then yeah, huge fucking gaper. Gapetastic even.

[summit]

this alias is not entertaining and should go away

Is Hacksaw a gaper?

That depends. I guess you could say yes.

That is, if your definition of gaper is one of the most knowledgeable backcountry skiers out there, then yeah, huge fucking gaper. Gapetastic even.

exactly

[Squatch]

Is Hacksaw a gaper?

That depends. I guess you could say yes.

That is, if your definition of gaper is one of the most knowledgeable backcountry skiers out there, then yeah, huge fucking gaper. Gapetastic even.

this alias is not entertaining and should go away

exactly

I never thought I'd say this, but both of these responses are less interesting than DW's

[Hacksaw]

I have been gone for a few days and away from my computor.

I'd like to say thanks to all my friends on TGR for their kind words.

Cheers to you

HM