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  1. 06-12-2007, 12:34 PM #1
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    Question Who wants to touch me?

    Picked up a couple of $5 Colorado scratch lottery tix on my way to work this morning and guess what I won?



    $500!

    fuckin Eh!

    So, what should I spend the money on?

    A. New sled parts
    B. Hookers and blow
    C. Put it away in a savings account
    D. Gamble in vegas this weekend
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  2. 06-12-2007, 12:36 PM #2
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    You and this guy need to go shopping together:

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  3. 06-12-2007, 12:38 PM #3
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    ^^^^ Who the fuck is that? I know its the wizard of oz, but i have never seen the movie.
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  4. 06-12-2007, 12:41 PM #4
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    That's Merl Haggard.
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  5. 06-12-2007, 12:42 PM #5
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    Or, he could go shopping with this guy...
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  6. 06-12-2007, 01:32 PM #6
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    500 bucks will only get you a new hood or maybe a racing can and a chain. So, That being the case I vote.



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  7. 06-12-2007, 01:49 PM #7
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    Piano lessons.
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    ^^^
    oooooooooooo, now that's a low blow.
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  9. 06-12-2007, 03:21 PM #9
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    Seriously though, who's alias are you?
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  10. 06-12-2007, 03:23 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-smear View Post
    Piano lessons.

    Not likely. My mom forced me to take piano lessons when I was 5 years old and I hated it. Went to motor sports instead.
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  11. 06-12-2007, 03:25 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by alto View Post
    Seriously though, who's alias are you?

    Dude, for the last time why do you think i am an alias? What part of me says "alias"?

    My name is Jamie, I live in Kremmling, Colorado, have a place in Utah, travel a bunch riding sleds, and I enjoy skiing.
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  12. 06-12-2007, 03:32 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    You and this guy need to go shopping together:

    so fucking funny....

    even more so since sledneckripper doesnt get it.
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    Hey Phill, why don't you post your tax returns, here on TGR, asshole. And your birth certificate.
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  13. 06-12-2007, 03:38 PM #13
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    sledneck - how old are you?
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  14. 06-12-2007, 03:42 PM #14
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    sledneck, if that is your real name, what did you do with the monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sledneckripper View Post
    Dude, for the last time why do you think i am an alias? What part of me says "alias"?

    My name is Jamie, I live in Kremmling, Colorado, have a place in Utah, travel a bunch riding sleds, and I enjoy skiing.
    No seriously: Who are you really? Tyrone Shoelaces? Bagtagley? That fucking fartknocker jayfrizzo?
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  16. 06-12-2007, 04:01 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ireallyliketoski View Post
    sledneck, if that is your real name, what did you do with the monies.

    What monies? I have no clue what the hell you are talking about!
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  17. 06-12-2007, 04:02 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by alto View Post
    sledneck - how old are you?
    Why, you want a date or something?
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  18. 06-12-2007, 04:13 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by sledneckripper View Post
    What monies? I have no clue what the hell you are talking about!
    Did you not just win 500 dollars? That is the monies to which I refer.
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  19. 06-12-2007, 04:21 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ireallyliketoski View Post
    Did you not just win 500 dollars? That is the monies to which I refer.
    Oh, money! Gotcha. I thought you meant monie, as in the song "monie monie" by Billy Idol.

    Ahh, now I get you. Sorry.

    I haven't spent the money yet. Leaning towards buying the gf some new lingerie or possibly a weekend trip of some sorts.
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    "give us the money or we'll kill za girl"
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  21. 06-12-2007, 04:38 PM #21
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    I second El Chupacabra's motion. This kid needs immediate help.
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  22. 06-12-2007, 04:49 PM #22
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    Your threads and posts are so much more enjoyable these days

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  23. 06-12-2007, 05:05 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by powstash View Post
    Your threads and posts are so much more enjoyable these days
    he actually posted some somewhat redeaming stoke in the thread entitled "if this doesnt get you stoked...." incase you missed it
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    Hey Phill, why don't you post your tax returns, here on TGR, asshole. And your birth certificate.
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  24. 06-12-2007, 05:24 PM #24
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    Yes, I want to fuck you. How old are you?
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  25. 06-12-2007, 05:25 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phill View Post
    he actually posted some somewhat redeaming stoke in the thread entitled "if this doesnt get you stoked...." incase you missed it
    Kid, when was the last time you posted stoke?

    I'm not a complete dick all the time. Its certain people on here that bring the asshole out in me.

    Now the important question is: "Do you wanna touch me"?!
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