If it makes you crappy...

**horizon** · 04-25-2007, 03:37 AM

It CAN be that bad!

(Sheryl Crow gets on a roll saving the environment)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

**Dug** · 04-25-2007, 06:41 AM

Actually, I have a pet peeve about people who come over, roll up several paper MITTs just to wipe their dirty asses, proceed to clog up the toilet and act all innocent and silent about it when someone else goes in to find the joint completely slayed.

I mean, come on, you're not gonna get shit on the back of your hand unless you're doing it wrong.

**ulty_guy** · 04-25-2007, 06:58 AM

get ready for a cholera epidemic!

**Vets** · 04-25-2007, 07:05 AM

WTF?

Get ready for a dingleberry epidemic!

How would this be enforced and who would want to be the paper monitor?

**Rideski** · 04-25-2007, 07:27 AM

What a terrible career move.

And on a related note, I was in the LL bathroom yesterday drying out my gloves. Some dude gets done with a growler and walks out the door without washing. WTF is that? Fucking disgusting human trash.

**Obstruction** · 04-25-2007, 07:34 AM

Originally Posted by Rideski

What a terrible career move.

And on a related note, I was in the LL bathroom yesterday drying out my gloves. Some dude gets done with a growler and walks out the door without washing. WTF is that? Fucking disgusting human trash.

Used the bidet?

**Ripzalot** · 04-25-2007, 07:43 AM

i always thought she was kinda nasty. now doubly so.

all i wanna do
is wipe my bum
i got the feeling
i'm not the only one...

**MadMatt** · 04-25-2007, 07:44 AM

One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit!

**Tippster** · 04-25-2007, 07:56 AM

I'm never shaking her hand.

**Mofro261** · 04-25-2007, 08:05 AM

She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining sleeve".

The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.

Okay, now that is some funny shit.

**Jumper Bones** · 04-25-2007, 11:50 AM

no wonder Rove got all pissed off!

**Sinecure** · 04-25-2007, 12:28 PM

If you get all the hair in your ass crack waxed off, you won't get dingleberries any more. Don't ask me how I know.

Dining sleeve?!? Bwahahaha

**flatlander#2** · 04-25-2007, 01:01 PM

At an agency I used to work at an art director is scrubbing his hands like he's prepping for surgery instead of working on some shitty layouts while I'm peeing I finish and am walking out, see him smirk, ask wtf, he says, meh heterosexuals never wash their hands.

**The AD** · 04-25-2007, 02:06 PM

I think you pretty much need as much TP as necessary to get the job done.

She's right, though, about napkins. I see people grab a giant stack of napkins all the time and wonder what the hell they are going to do with them all. Throw away 80%, most likely.

**Tristano** · 04-25-2007, 03:34 PM

SO what are we supposed to do!? go out and buy a beday!? or however you spell those waterfountains for the BOOTAY... but then someone would complain about waste water.... We can't win people!

www.sportskool.com

**Pura Vida** · 04-25-2007, 03:49 PM

Apparently no one has let her know that trees are a renewable resource.

**cultvo** · 04-25-2007, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by Tristano

SO what are we supposed to do!? go out and buy a beday!? or however you spell those waterfountains for the BOOTAY...

bidet, JONG

**FrankZappa** · 04-25-2007, 04:06 PM

I actually think snow works best.

Just a few highlights:

*The coolness puts that extra pucker factor on that lets the butthole know it's definately done
*The grain factor works better than scrubing bubbles
*The melt portion makes for a bath where you need it most (especially if you've been out in the woods for a few days)

Stocking snowballs in freezor now for the coming summer months.

**StuntCok** · 04-25-2007, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by FrankZappa

I actually think snow works best.

Just a few highlights:

*The coolness puts that extra pucker factor on that lets the butthole know it's definately done
*The grain factor works better than scrubing bubbles
*The melt portion makes for a bath where you need it most (especially if you've been out in the woods for a few days)

Stocking snowballs in freezor now for the coming summer months.

Depends on the snow. I once used icy corn snow from the side of the road in AK and it was a painful experience. I will admit that the gravel in the snow did help with the cleaning, however.