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  1. 02-21-2007, 04:26 PM #1
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    You'd hit it wouldn't you?





































    Members of Thai ladyboy band "Venus Flytrap" pose in Bangkok February 7, 2007. (From L-R) Amy, Taya, Bobo, Nok and Gina are Thai ladyboys brought together by record company Sony BMG to create a girl group with a twist. Five beauties, questionable singing abilities, great dance moves and the skimpiest of outfits: "Venus Flytrap" fits the girl band cliche in every respect but one. These Thai girls used to be boys. [Reuters]
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    That's either some faaaabulous retouching or the best set of reassignment surgeries I've ever seen.
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    I'm changing my name.
    Since I lost hope, I feel much better.
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    Imagine sitting in a dark, loud Bangkok bar with a few in you and one of those, um, whatever, gets friendly with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Venus Flytrap View Post
    I'm changing my name.
    To Free Range Fly Trap?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Free Range Lobster View Post




































    Members of Thai ladyboy band "Venus Flytrap" pose in Bangkok February 7, 2007. (From L-R) Amy, Taya, Bobo, Nok and Gina are Thai ladyboys brought together by record company Sony BMG to create a girl group with a twist. Five beauties, questionable singing abilities, great dance moves and the skimpiest of outfits: "Venus Flytrap" fits the girl band cliche in every respect but one. These Thai girls used to be boys. [Reuters]
    You don't have to be Kreskin to know that you'd hit this. Fagg.
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    so?

    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Imagine sitting in a dark, loud Bangkok bar with a few in you and one of those, um, whatever, gets friendly with you.
    is there something you would like to share with the class, benny?
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  9. 02-21-2007, 11:02 PM #9
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    "One night in Bankok and the worlds's your oyster
    The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
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    And if you're lucky then the god's a she
    I can feel an angel sliding up to me"
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    That's somewhat disturbing. Looks pretty tough to tell from that pic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pow4Brains View Post
    "One night in Bankok and the worlds's your oyster
    The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
    You'll find a god in every golden cloister
    And if you're lucky then the god's a she
    I can feel an angel sliding up to me"
    My god, those lyrics never made sense until now.
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  12. 02-23-2007, 07:04 AM #12
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    holy shit that's frightening.

    it's times like this when i'm glad i'm married and i don't have to worry about such matters anymore.
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    I had a roommate that I witnessed go home with something like that in Honalulu. He/she gave him head before he/she disclosed he/she was a he/she...We didn't ask him about the encounter til about 6 months later when the 4 roomies all had 2 40s of Steel Reserve in us. He started crying when he told us that he recieved dome from a man.
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    two 40's of steel reserve, and I might not actually care, because I probably wouldn't remember, anyway.

    Actually, It would be pretty fucking funny.
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  16. 02-26-2007, 08:25 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    He started crying when he told us that he recieved dome from a man.
    There's no CRYING in knobgobbling!!
    Since I lost hope, I feel much better.
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  17. 02-26-2007, 09:18 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by steve View Post
    holy shit that's frightening.

    it's times like this when i'm glad i'm married and i don't have to worry about such matters anymore.
    Unless of coarse your wife is a transgender.

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  18. 02-27-2007, 12:10 AM #18
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    Shit, you meet those sorts all the time in Asia. Here is a conversation I had with a friend who is now a prominent head of a sales desk at an investment bank, after finding out that he probably had sex with a former man. Lets call him "Chris".

    Chris: You know what the worst part about last night was?
    Me: errr, that you screwed a ladyboy?
    Chris: No, that I screwed a ladyboy and I can't even remember it.
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  19. 02-27-2007, 01:29 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Venus Flytrap View Post
    There's no CRYING in knobgobbling!!
    Aren't you female? Can I quote you?
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  20. 02-27-2007, 01:38 PM #20
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    Looks like just another ladies night in Trinidad Colorado.
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