I HAVE FAITH...

**FartBag Commando** · 02-05-2007, 12:57 AM

...in the mountains I can see from the kitchen; in the dog that must paticipate in ping-pong; in the mags who raid the freezer for ice cream to cool the mouths in jalapeno eating contests; in the maggettes who persue male stripping in the basement; in all the mags (ettes) who live, visit or otherwise decide to drop in and utterly gulp down a keg of Fat Tire like it was nothing; in all those who visited from outside of UTAR to party at a pad in Sandy on Sunday

; friends old and new who know that football is merely an excuse to bond with bros and sis's off the interweb to simply have an awesome time...

Thanks for all who participated in the mini this weekend. It will not soon be forgotten. Fuck the weather, all we need is alcohol....

Good night!!!

**JTrue** · 02-05-2007, 01:04 AM

Fyuvck ya, we love hookers and blow, with jalapenos on the side

**twodogs** · 02-05-2007, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by FartBag Commando

Thanks for all who participated in the mini this weekend. It will not soon be forgotten. Fuck the weather, all we need is alcohol....

Good night!!!

Yess!!

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**FartBag Commando** · 02-05-2007, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by JTrue

Fyuvck ya, we love hookers and blow, with jalapenos on the side

Spoken like a true pepper-head. Stand by for ring of fire in three... two... one... dropping.

**tradygirl** · 02-05-2007, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by FartBag Commando

Spoken like a true pepper-head. Stand by for ring of fire in three... two... one... dropping.

OK, that's just nasty. Glad I had nothing to do with that business.

So much fun! Great to meet some new mags. Thanks a bunch to Fartbag and his lovely wife Princess Grunty Pants. I hope I didn't miss too much more of the ass-grab show after I left. BklynTrayc and skiguide = TROUBLE.

**altachic** · 02-05-2007, 10:47 AM

Thanks again for a good party...and good food everyone!

**FartBag Commando** · 02-05-2007, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by altachic

Thanks again for a good party...and good food everyone!

Isn't there usually some food left over? Who knew that KFC wings could bring the heat? That mexican/taco lasagna that Chriscam's wife made was fuggin' awesome. I do have a few jello shooters left...

**daPig** · 02-05-2007, 10:54 AM

My head hurts....

**skiguide** · 02-05-2007, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by daPig

My head hurts....

poor baby

i feel damn good actually...

great party, great peeps, great times - more to come, utards!

**bklyn** · 02-05-2007, 12:14 PM

Heh. Jalapenos are not hot peppers. They are barely a spice. However, Scotch Bonnets are the real deal. I would pay money to see shmoesmith eat one raw.

**FartBag Commando** · 02-05-2007, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by bklyn

Heh. Jalapenos are not hot peppers. They are barely a spice. However, Scotch Bonnets are the real deal. I would pay money to see shmoesmith eat one raw.

I'll pay YOU to eat one raw. 10,000 on the Scoville Scale isn't enough for you? http://www.chemsoc.org/exemplarchem/...r/scoville.htm

**bklyn** · 02-05-2007, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by FartBag Commando

I'll pay YOU to eat one raw. 10,000 on the Scoville Scale isn't enough for you? http://www.chemsoc.org/exemplarchem/...r/scoville.htm

If I knew you were paying, I wouldn't have eaten any of them in your place for free. Repeat performances available for $20.

**criscam** · 02-05-2007, 01:01 PM

we're bringin some rotel filled crack cupcakes covered with kfc hot sauce and topped w/ a jalapeno for the soon to be "Host Off". thanks a bunch to fartbag and pgp for a friggin sweet partay.

**tradygirl** · 02-05-2007, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by daPig

My head hurts....

How's about the butt cheeks? I figured they might be a little tender after all the grabbage.

**mavrick** · 02-05-2007, 01:55 PM

i missed out on ass grabbage??!!?

**PrincessGruntyPuffs** · 02-05-2007, 09:43 PM

Yes you did. But I'm sure that skiguide, bklyntrayc, and daPig's wife (gotta get her on the board) would be happy to repeat it next time.

And who knew that MILK was going to be in such high demand????

love to you all.......

**SkiingBear** · 02-05-2007, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by PrincessGruntyPuffs

Yes you did. But I'm sure that skiguide, bklyntrayc, and daPig's wife (gotta get her on the board) would be happy to repeat it next time.

And who knew that MILK was going to be in such high demand????

love to you all.......

PGP...hostess with the mostess

...and Fartbag did some good work too.

Thanks y'all. Lookin' forward to more parties in the future.

**skiguide** · 02-05-2007, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by PrincessGruntyPuffs

And who knew that MILK was going to be in such high demand????

oh honey.. i feel so bad about that one... especially since the ice cream did the trick..

I owe you a big fat milkshake... it brings all the boys to the yard

thicky mcthickshake

thanks everyone for a fantastic weekend of partying, but my best night by far was at the superbowl party... even if my buddy didn't propose on during a commercial break -

he's gonna do it tomorrow during veronica mars instead

**PrincessGruntyPuffs** · 02-05-2007, 11:46 PM

No worries! Went to Smith's and replenished the supply. Although you can bring your milkshake to my yard anytime!!

**FartBag Commando** · 02-05-2007, 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by SkiingBear

PGP...hostess with the mostess

...and Fartbag did some good work too.

Thanks y'all. Lookin' forward to more parties in the future.

Thursday nights are shaping up to be rowdy. You maggettes can enjoy the schlock that is Grey's Anatomy and the maggots will either do poker night or dart tournaments.

**twodogs** · 02-06-2007, 12:07 AM

Dart tournaments should be seriously considered.

**shmoesmith** · 02-06-2007, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by bklyn

Heh. Jalapenos are not hot peppers. They are barely a spice. However, Scotch Bonnets are the real deal. I would pay money to see shmoesmith eat one raw.

what? Huh? There were peppers being eaten? I knew nothing of this! Tracy, for you, I woulda done it for free

One of my harmless, yet evil little party tricks is to give habaneros to drunken party members. The only way I can ever convince them to eat them is to take one myself though. Its quite entertaining to watch the results of someone who has never eaten one before. I've had people demand I take them to the emergency room because they thought they were having an allergic reaction

**criscam** · 02-06-2007, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by FartBag Commando

Thursday nights are shaping up to be rowdy. You maggettes can enjoy the schlock that is Grey's Anatomy and the maggots will either do poker night or dart tournaments.

huh? what? did domeone say poker and darts. (yea fbc, i know i haven't represented in darts yet

)
if this happens i got dibs on the guest room thursday nights

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