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Thread: What famous hottie would you like to sleep with?

  1. 01-24-2007, 07:30 PM #176
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    What famous hottie would you like to sleep with?

    Yeah, I tried that once... Here's a lil' song I wrote about my experience:


    I went downtown and bought me some wine
    Oh, I drank it down under the table
    I said: "Watch me now, I'm gonna eat the label!"
    Well I'm a wino man
    Don't you know I am?

    36, 24, hips about 30
    I seen a fine lady and I started talkin' dirty
    Boy, she looked over at me and she raised the thumb
    She said: "Jam down the road, you fun-ba-bum-bum"
    I'm a wino man
    Don't you know I am?

    I went to the country
    And while I was gone
    I lost control of my body functions
    On a roller-headed lady's front lawn
    I'm so ashamed, but I'm a wino man
    I can't help myself

    I've been drinkin' all night till my eyes got red
    Stumbled on the gutter and busted my head
    Bugs in my zoot suit, been scratchin' like a dog
    I can't stand no water, and I stink like a hog
    Give me a five dollar bill
    And an overcoat too
    Give me a five dollar bill
    And an overcoat too
    A five dollar bill and an overcoat too
    A five dollar bill and a Florsheim shoe



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  2. 01-24-2007, 07:51 PM #177
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    Alba




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    Repeatedly.
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  3. 01-24-2007, 08:11 PM #178
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    wow,
    maybe this should be in the padded room.
    getting a little naked in herre.
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  4. 01-24-2007, 11:05 PM #179
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    Quote Originally Posted by bklyn View Post
    With glutes like that, I bet she could rip on the planks.
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  5. 01-24-2007, 11:06 PM #180
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    latest obsession (soo hot right now.... and all the time)




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  6. 01-24-2007, 11:13 PM #181
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    How could we forget...





    Makes me want to be reincarnated as a chair.
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  7. 01-24-2007, 11:18 PM #182
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    [QUOTE=0BernhardFranz;1099907]
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    I just bought a pound bag of condoms - does that answer the question ???
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    First 0Bernhardht Franz Post That Made Complete Sense.
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  8. 01-24-2007, 11:21 PM #183
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    Quote Originally Posted by Downhill Derelict View Post


    Makes me want to be reincarnated as a chair.
    or a bush

    ....The only time I like bush
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  9. 01-26-2007, 01:01 AM #184
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    catch them and sent them all over i willi try them out then i can say ...
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  10. 01-26-2007, 10:59 AM #185
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    The A List (In No Particular Order) : Sarah Burke
    Elizabeth Hasselbeck
    Selma Hayek
    Heidi Klum
    Jenny McCarthy
    Dido
    Elin Grindemyr
    Brooke Burke
    Vanessa Marcil
    The other Vanessa that Nick Lashea? dates (Manillo?)
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    Lohan before she lost weight/blew lines
    Fergie
    Joanne Krupa
    Latiscia Costa
    ....I'd have to take Elin Grindemyr as the #1 draft pick
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  11. 01-26-2007, 11:38 AM #186
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    She can hate ten things about me, all day!


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  12. 01-26-2007, 11:52 AM #187
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    Keira in her blue period.
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  13. 01-26-2007, 12:46 PM #188
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    I put this in the "hot skier chick" thread instead of here.

    Mmmm.....Tyra


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  14. 01-26-2007, 01:17 PM #189
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    in the mountain theme category:

    ramona pringle - heidi costume and all



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  15. 01-26-2007, 01:46 PM #190
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    Julia stiles....hell yeah.

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  16. 01-26-2007, 05:28 PM #191
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    These chicks are all pretty hot, but nothing beats fucking a fat whale at 4AM in your hotel room in interior BC in front of 3 or 4 of your buddies
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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  17. 01-26-2007, 06:23 PM #192
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    A few more...depending upon the mood:







    and of course:


    When considering body only, I'll stop right here:
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  19. 01-26-2007, 06:53 PM #194
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    The expression in that last picture....
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  20. 01-26-2007, 07:03 PM #195
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    Page 8 is just so cold hearted. I have'nt fogotten you Anna!!

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  21. 01-26-2007, 07:30 PM #196
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    [QUOTE=Jim S;1100803]
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    Still number one in my book for ultimate raw, carnal sexiness.
    i agree with vicious. also her friend that got cupcake tattoos would be on the list as well
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  22. 01-26-2007, 11:42 PM #197
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    About time some adriana! I was worried it took so many pages...



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