"...but I come from no country, from no city, no tribe. I am the son of the road, my country is the caravan, my life the most unexpected of voyages".-Leo Africanus
Thanks for hijacking, assholes!![]()
I'll try to get us back on track...
Edit to add: +50 gnar points for photoshopping Demo Woman onto this unicorn. Onto its BACK, that is... Get your mind out of the phallic gutter!
(She's married, btw. Sorry, shmoe... Utmost respect. But the unicorn stays for now.)
Last edited by Deep Days; 12-07-2006 at 03:44 AM.
"I said flotation is groovy"
-Jimi Hendrix
"Just... ski down there and jump offa somethin' for cryin' out loud!!!"
-The Coolest Guy to have Ever Lived
Dont be a pussy.
Lately? Did you just get here?
It's fun.
ok.
Are you suggesting more than a few "Assholes" should partake in the newbie esteem distruction?
What's this "we" shit? This is your first post... And what is "baggering?" Sumbudy needz two esplane it two me, 'cause Mommuh said I ain't two SMRT.
Is that 100 posts per calendar year? Is that a rolling window? Fiscal year? I don't know if I have to pound in 60 posts by the end of the month...
... Now show your tits!
okbye
Last edited by RaccoonFace; 12-07-2006 at 03:17 AM.
I'm here just to post that Demolition Woman is hot.
You really need to stop knowing WTF you're talking about. (Tippster)
if you ask good questions you'll get respectful answers. pussy.
LET IT SNOW
FKNA, you go girl!
We are getting a lot more beautiful, ripping chicks around here.
While I love all you testosterone heads dearly (and especially my very own rockstar Brett), I gotta say that it was sweet to hang out with a lot of girl skiers last year at ski school. And my patrol and other Loveland girlfriends are the shizz as well. Hanging out with all guys all the time can get tiresome.
The Utah girls are blowing me away with their touring. That rocks and I want some.
As for you Nerder, are you often in the habit of coming into random people's homes and dictating their dinner conversation? Hmmmm?
Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.
Henry David Thoreau
Look, I swallow planets, and am cooler than Steve McQueen. So I don't have to answer to you.
"Steve McQueen's got nothing on me" - Clutch
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
Hmmm, how can I put this delicately? Oh wait, I think I know...
FUCK OFF!
Sorry, I'm still a little shaken from watching the screaming religious freak lady on You Tube posted in the padded room.
In fact, why don't you watch that little masterpiece? Then you'll realize that people here really are not so bad...
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Sprite
"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
Fucking Lurkers! Thanks for contributing fuckstick!
Oh and thanks for coming in here and telling us how we should run the show!This forum has always hazed JONGs. It seems you haven't been paying attention very well.
Now get the fuck out of here and go place nice over at epicski.![]()
wuh? You took my fucking beer santorum swallowing shitbag!
Elvis has left the building
I think she has proven it quite sufficientlyOriginally Posted by Demolition Woman
Yes, I am her husband, and no you are not going to see titties posted on TGR...I think it is a good rule of thumb not to post ANY of the magette's titties(when they show them..thinking of MD9's party) onto TGR cause then they will quit showing them to us.
Anyone that knows her, knows that not only is she hawt as hell, but that she is way cool, and totally rips on her snowboard.
AND SHE'S MINE...SUCKAS!!!!![]()
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Hey guy, thanks for lurking and enjoying the stoke and great info on here for years and contributing nothing. We love that! I've been here barely 6 months and it took me all of one day to figure out what this board was like. Go fuck-off to epic, the bears over there are real nice and won't even mind giving you a reach around.
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
Demolition Woman... if you ever get bored of that marraige thing, I think you should move to Colorado!![]()
All these people took time out of their busy schedules to answer your retarded question. Now, have you wised up or should we send someone over to your house to beat the point home? I hear GapersGoHome has a gunney sack full of marker toe pieces...Originally Posted by nieder
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Last edited by Summit; 12-07-2006 at 10:36 AM.
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