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06-25-2007, 03:26 PM
Below Zero

Attention Lurkers

It's June 25th, what the hell are you doing here?

4:04 PM MST - 411 viewing
06-25-2007, 03:33 PM
lurker

Lurking? How did you know?
06-25-2007, 04:03 PM
fonixmunkee

*Hiss*

Shut off the lights!

Actually, I don't lurk...I just kill threads.
06-25-2007, 04:50 PM

I'm in yur web forum

looking for cheep gear
06-25-2007, 09:48 PM
azzhat

I like to see you guys arguing about Global Warming and bashing Sledneckripper and Def Jef and SirJongalot and Dankhkr and post counts and stuff like that.
06-25-2007, 11:00 PM
Voice for the Animals

I am worried for the animals.Are there any vegans here?
06-25-2007, 11:02 PM
sledneckripper

Quote:

Originally Posted by azzhat

I like to see you guys arguing about Global Warming and bashing Sledneckripper and Def Jef and SirJongalot and Dankhkr and post counts and stuff like that.

Shut the fuck up you stupid JONG! Go back to lurking!
06-25-2007, 11:07 PM
azzhat

Go back to bed.
06-25-2007, 11:22 PM
rideit

Wow...SNR doesn't even realize that he is the biggest JONG out there.
'In denial' is NOT a state of bliss.

Sad, really.
06-25-2007, 11:31 PM
slaymore_sessions

It's the stoke, que no?

or pick one -

1) Don't have much to say.
2) Don't have anything to prove.
3) Trust this forum as a pulse of the industry and treat it as a news source and read accordingly.
4) Am amazed by how often some can physically post and still have a life. Is it really possible?
5) Enjoy seeing Sledneckripper make a complete ass of himself.
6) Blown away by human nature, self-righteous attitude, and how it is manifested on the internet.
7) It’s June. I ski. What the fuck else would I be doing?
06-26-2007, 07:52 AM
BeanDip4All

Quote:

Originally Posted by slaymore_sessions

It's the stoke, que no?

or pick one -

1) Don't have much to say.
2) Don't have anything to prove.
3) Trust this forum as a pulse of the industry and treat it as a news source and read accordingly.
4) Am amazed by how often some can physically post and still have a life. Is it really possible?
5) Enjoy seeing Sledneckripper make a complete ass of himself.
6) Blown away by human nature, self-righteous attitude, and how it is manifested on the internet.
7) It’s June. I ski. What the fuck else would I be doing?

This guy, I like.
06-26-2007, 11:36 AM
soylent green

Procrastinating.

6789
06-26-2007, 11:57 AM
sledneckriper

I'm just hanging around hoping that someone might post some SLED STOKE in a skier forum. And when they don't I'll just act like a moron.
06-26-2007, 12:02 PM
powdork

Quote:

'In denial' is NOT a state of bliss.

Yet, on Denali would be.
06-26-2007, 12:06 PM
majortom

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeanDip4All

This guy, I like.

Indeed, people like this should lurk less.

There are others who should perhaps spend more time lurking and less time posting.
06-26-2007, 01:31 PM
helmetcam

Quote:

Originally Posted by Below Zero

It's June 25th, what the hell are you doing here?

4:04 PM MST - 411 viewing

Well if I told you I wouldn't be lurking now, would I?
06-26-2007, 02:08 PM
morningdew

Quote:

Originally Posted by slaymore_sessions

4) Am amazed by how often some can physically post and still have a life. Is it really possible?

Sometimes I'm amazed by how much I can lurk and still have a life.
06-26-2007, 02:11 PM
rideit

I live more fully than most, I would wager.
06-26-2007, 02:19 PM
sledneckripper

Quote:

Originally Posted by rideit

Wow...SNR doesn't even realize that he is the biggest JONG out there.
'In denial' is NOT a state of bliss.

Sad, really.

I lost my JONG status a while ago. IMO, you are one of the biggest JONGs and losers on this board. When was the last time you posted some sick stoke?
06-26-2007, 02:19 PM
Below Zero

Quote:

Originally Posted by slaymore_sessions

4) Am amazed by how often some can physically post and still have a life. Is it really possible?

Sure it's possible. Just sit down at your office cubicle in front of the computer and become extremely bored. Work....it's a part of life.
06-26-2007, 02:22 PM
sledneckripper

Quote:

Originally Posted by slaymore_sessions

It's the stoke, que no?

or pick one -

5) Enjoy seeing Sledneckripper make a complete ass of himself.

See, people lurk on here to watch me! That is right FUCKERS and BLOWHARDS! Me!

Ok, just kidding. I try not to be an ass all the time. I'm working on it. 12 step plan my friends.
06-26-2007, 02:25 PM
skinny_kid

I'm wasting a post to say that SNR will never lose Jong status
06-26-2007, 02:32 PM
sledneckripper

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinny_kid

I'm wasting a post to say that SNR will never lose Jong status

I aint no JONG. I've been posting stoke and entertainment on this board since post #1. However, I will prove to you I am no JONG.
06-26-2007, 02:33 PM
neck beard

It came out of lurking to put SNR on its ignore list.
06-26-2007, 02:37 PM
snobound

I'm lurking because:

I can
I don't have anything to say
I don't have any stoke to post
It's June, I'm in Missouri for another 2 days (after 2 months) wishing I was home in Montana.
And no I'm not going to post nekked pics
06-26-2007, 02:42 PM
rideit

Quote:

Originally Posted by sledneckripper

I lost my JONG status a while ago.?

No you didn't, dipshit.

Go check out my Peru threads, Idiot.
06-26-2007, 03:02 PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sledneckripper

I aint no JONG. I've been posting stoke and entertainment on this board since post #1. However, I will prove to you I am no JONG.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SLEDSUCKING MORON!!!!!!
:cussing: :cussing: :cussing:
06-26-2007, 03:04 PM
sledneckripper

Quote:

Originally Posted by SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SLEDSUCKING MORON!!!!!!
:cussing: :cussing: :cussing:

Nice clone of STFUYFM!

Good one Rideit!
06-26-2007, 03:07 PM
sledneckripper

Quote:

Originally Posted by rideit

No you didn't, dipshit.

Go check out my Peru threads, Idiot.

10.65 posts per day Go see Geronimos post about post count.....

Now, what were we talking about?

Oh yeah, your peru trip was over a month ago. You havent posted anythign stoke worthy since.

I guess you could start by posting naked pics of Rachel:FIREdevil :fmicon:
06-26-2007, 03:10 PM
Jer

Quote:

Originally Posted by sledneckripper

I aint no JONG.

"I'm not a crook!"
- a crook.
Orlando, Fla, Nov. 17, 1973.
06-26-2007, 03:18 PM
neck beard

rock song for sledneck
06-26-2007, 04:41 PM
William Murderface

God damn SNR... tuck in your dick like Tootsie.
YOU=ASSHAT

so fucking obnoxious all the fucking time. We get it, you think you're awesome.
06-26-2007, 04:54 PM
varcels

Snr is what we would we here in the FLA would call a retarded inbred homo.
06-26-2007, 05:56 PM
rideit

I have some pregger ones of her, comin' up.
As it were.
BTW, I have been on the road for a few weeks..I have some good photos of the last cross country trip, riding with some other mags.
Here is wintermittent, schralping Mohican trail:
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...5118QbNWTVqzc-

Here is DFINN vamping his Enduro in Western Mass:
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...6108QbNWTVqzc-

Here are some SICK features in Syracuse..I hit a few, but I was solo, so no action shots:
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...6108QbNWTVqzc-

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...5118QbNWTVqzc-
Talk about cupped singletrack, Council Bluffs, Iowa:
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...5118QbNWTVqzc-

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...6108QbNWTVqzc-
06-26-2007, 06:41 PM
azzhat

Quote:

Originally Posted by William Murderface

YOU=ASSHAT

.

I believe I'm the azzhat around here.
06-26-2007, 07:57 PM
Grange

Quote:

Originally Posted by sledneckripper

I aint no JONG. I've been posting stoke and entertainment on this board since post #1. However, I will prove to you I am no JONG.

That's got to be one of the biggest JONG moves I've seen on this board. It would be like wearing your Artic Cat coat to the ski hill.
06-26-2007, 08:25 PM
bean

praying for snow
06-26-2007, 09:22 PM
sledneckripper

Quote:

Originally Posted by rideit

I have some pregger ones of her, comin' up.
As it were.

Sick, can't wait. I love pregnant naked women.

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