need ideas for bachelor party

so a buddy of mine in denver is getting married in july, and a bunch of us are planning on throwing him a going away party. im not local, so i dont know what kind of options are out there, so i need some help.

naturally, strippers came to mind, but i dont know whats "allowed" and whats not. and i have no idea where the good places for that kind of entertainment are around denver. what are some other fun things to do for ~10 dudes out there? pretty much all of us are coming from the northeast, so a weekend bender in vegas is out of the question, unfortunately.

hookers and blow

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Originally Posted by mavrick

hookers and blow

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That was my first thought

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Originally Posted by refried

That was my first thought

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ditto. tgr slang has dominated al our minds.

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Originally Posted by AbsolutStoli

but i dont know whats "allowed" and whats not.

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This marriage is doomed.

I have always thought house boat on lake powel would be a good way to go for a bachelor party. of course its closer to vegas than denver.

ask your buddy what he wants to do.

Plenty of gambling in CO. Take him to Blackhawk, have some fun, then go flyfishing.

Edit; Duh - July.

strippers mechanical bull gambling hookers drugs booze. oh wait i mean vegas. MAKE VEGAS HAPPEN. everyone get a flight to vegas- theyre cheap. arrive fri night leave sunday. seriously sack up and do it. you and your friends will be sooo glad you did. until it starts to burn when you pee

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Originally Posted by lemon boy

ask your buddy what he wants to do.

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MISTAKE!!! Your buddy will tell you he doesn't want strippers. HE IS LYING. Trust me. The reason that he will lie is that if word gets out to his fiance that he wanted strippers, HE IS IN BIG TROUBLE.

It is your responsibility to bring him strippers, despite his objection, and then take any blame from his fiance or her mom or sisters the next day. THAT IS YOUR ROLE. That is how it works.

To find strippers type in 'strippers', 'bachelor party' and 'Denver' or some combo into google. You will be presented with some options. Try to find some with pictures. Pick the most attractive ones. Usually they go through an agency.

Get at least two strippers. You will set up a place and time, they will ask for a fee outright (make sure you agree to a fee beforehand, usually a few hundred bucks, and get everyone to chip in), and then they will take care of the rest. They have done it many times before; they should know what they are doing.

Pick a private place. If it is at a bar or restaurant make sure there is a private room. A large hotel suite works great (best a casino hotel). MAKE SURE EVERYONE BRINGS PLENTY OF CASH, especially $1 bills to throw at them. (do your buddies a favor and buy them lap dances, $20-40 a pop) Tip well.

There is a misconception that strippers at a bachelor party are prostitutes. They are not. Sometimes they work as escorts on the side, but they are professionals, and you should not expect any sex from them. (If you do, they will surely rip you off.) Expect it to be similar to what you might find at your average strip club, but just a tad more raunchy.

Or you could just go to a strip club as another option.

BE STRONG. BE BRAVE. BE A MAN. Take control. Proceed despite any objection. Your buddy will thank you for years!

hookers and blow +3

Denver or Vegas?? Go to Vegas...

hookers and blow +4

A couple questions to help:

Is this the night before the wedding? Hopefully most people are NOT doing that anymore as a hangover is a very bad way to spend hours in front of a crowd, pictures, meet and greet, etc.

What are his favorite activities?
Find something that the groom likes to do and build it around that. For my b-party my buds rented a 15 passenger van and we spent the weekend skiing, moonlight skiing, and partying at Loveland Pass. If he's a climber or mtn biker camping out and partying would be a good way to do the b-party. Hookers and Blow can be incorporated by making the location within a 30 minute drive of a strip club. Although personally I did not want any skanky ho's hangin on my jock.

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Originally Posted by smitchell333

Although personally I did not want any skanky ho's hangin on my jock.

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Is there something about your sexual orientation you would like to tell us about?

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Originally Posted by DisArray

Is there something about your sexual orientation you would like to tell us about?

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Yeah I like clean vagina from real women not dirty sluts who would shake their cootie in my face for $1.

Whitewater rafting. Strippers in cabin tents w/speakers & lights hooked up to generator.Turn up the Crue loud you won't hear the generator. I don't think you are "allowed" to bang them. Can't go wrong.

I didn't read a single word other than the thread title, but: hookers and blow?

so...you guys are saying hookers and blow?

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Originally Posted by smitchell333

A couple questions to help:

Is this the night before the wedding? Hopefully most people are NOT doing that anymore as a hangover is a very bad way to spend hours in front of a crowd, pictures, meet and greet, etc.

What are his favorite activities?
Find something that the groom likes to do and build it around that. For my b-party my buds rented a 15 passenger van and we spent the weekend skiing, moonlight skiing, and partying at Loveland Pass. If he's a climber or mtn biker camping out and partying would be a good way to do the b-party. Hookers and Blow can be incorporated by making the location within a 30 minute drive of a strip club. Although personally I did not want any skanky ho's hangin on my jock.

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it looks like they want to do it a couple of days before the wedding. i said what you said about being hungover at the wedding, so were shooting for a day buffer zone.

skiing would have been my top choice, but the wedding is in july. aside from hookers/strippers (father of the bride and groom might join so no blow) we are throwing around the idea of golf or whitewater or shooting something.

are there shooting ranges within a 2 hour drive of denver? something like one of those obstacle courses they do police training on? im not sure if actually hunting animals is such a good idea when were all ripped.

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Originally Posted by AbsolutStoli

so a buddy of mine in denver is getting married in july, and a bunch of us are planning on throwing him a going away party. im not local, so i dont know what kind of options are out there, so i need some help.

naturally, strippers came to mind, but i dont know whats "allowed" and whats not. and i have no idea where the good places for that kind of entertainment are around denver. what are some other fun things to do for ~10 dudes out there? pretty much all of us are coming from the northeast, so a weekend bender in vegas is out of the question, unfortunately.

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get as far from Denver as you can.

This is not a place for bachelor parties.

Blackhawk is not gambling.

edit: didn't realize you were trying to pull this off right before the wedding. eeesh. this is tough. I guess I'd suggest dinner at Capitol grill then hit the Diamond Cabaret. during the day your options are fairly limited, but rafting can be had in clear creek or on the Arkansas with relative ease.

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Originally Posted by mr_gyptian

hop flights to tahoe. it has everything you could want for a bachelor party.

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WRONG. Been there, done that. Tahoe does not have strip clubs within 40 miles. They only have gambling, drinking, skiing and the same 10 girls that the whole city has taken their turn with. For strippers have to go to Reno, and they're not much better than the Ta-Hoes. If it's snowing, you're screwed (as far as hookers and blow).

Vegas baby.

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Originally Posted by mavrick

hookers and blow

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Really...no further posts were necessary.

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Originally Posted by smitchell333

Yeah I like clean vagina from real women not dirty sluts who would shake their cootie in my face for $1.

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You're gay dude. Have you ever been to a strip club before? I personally find having a hot babe grind on me and rub her boobies in my face to be one of the finer pleasures in life. But hey, thats me.

Ill take a skanky clam from a hot hooker over a clean clam from some ugly ass .... besides... the only time a"real womans" clam is clean is when it doenst get used much.... makes u wonder why.. (ie fat and nasty)

^^interesting take on things

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Originally Posted by DisArray

You're gay dude. Have you ever been to a strip club before? I personally find having a hot babe grind on me and rub her boobies in my face to be one of the finer pleasures in life. But hey, thats me.

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You're a lucky guy.
You have so much left to discover.

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Originally Posted by mavrick

Ill take a skanky clam from a hot hooker over a clean clam from some ugly ass .... besides... the only time a"real womans" clam is clean is when it doenst get used much.... makes u wonder why.. (ie fat and nasty)

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You have your way with women, do you ?

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Originally Posted by DisArray

You're gay dude. Have you ever been to a strip club before? I personally find having a hot babe grind on me and rub her boobies in my face to be one of the finer pleasures in life. But hey, thats me.

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You're such a complete pathetic dumbass JONG!! I wouldnt know for sure but Disarry probably is an appropriate name for your emotional state of health.

I'm married to a lovely lady and we have 2 kids and I certainly have no attraction to men.

Yes I've been to a strip club with friends who are into that kind of shit and can appreciate the attractiveness of some of the ladies, but don't find it arousing to have some woman who shakes her shit for $ get on me and rub. I dated a girl in college for a short while who later became a stripper and can attest she was fucked in the head.

You on the other hand enjoy your fulfilling life - go pay some sleazy ho to rub up against your lonely loins so you can get all worked up and go home and spank it since you probably cant get an attractive and worthy woman to give you real lovin.

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Originally Posted by AbsolutStoli

it looks like they want to do it a couple of days before the wedding. i said what you said about being hungover at the wedding, so were shooting for a day buffer zone.

skiing would have been my top choice, but the wedding is in july. aside from hookers/strippers (father of the bride and groom might join so no blow) we are throwing around the idea of golf or whitewater or shooting something.

are there shooting ranges within a 2 hour drive of denver? something like one of those obstacle courses they do police training on? im not sure if actually hunting animals is such a good idea when were all ripped.

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Here are a few Gun Clubs listed in Denver metro - dont know if they have the courses - but you could call and ask:
Arvada Rifle & Pistol Club Inc - more info »
7307 W 56th Pl, Arvada, CO
(303) 422-1233 - close call
Berthoud Gun Club Inc - more info »
20498 County Road 1, Berthoud, CO
(970) 532-0568 - close call
Colorado Clays LLC - more info »
13600 Lanewood St # 3, Brighton, CO
(303) 659-7117 - close call
Golden Gun Club - more info »
1503 S Watkins Rd, Watkins, CO
(303) 366-6970 - close call

Skiing IS often possible in July - backcountry skiing, but camping out and getting a few turns could be a good time.

And there are plenty of strip clubs in Denver - although as above I can't attest to their quality - I've heard Diamond Cabaret in downtown Denver is one of the best.

Just back from 3 days and 2 nights in Vegas for a college buddies BP.
UGH......where di all my money go.......BTW..........Seamless is the shiznit!

I prefer going to Peeler Bars while on work trips. The stripclub part of my bachelor party was my least favorite part - more like an homage to some perceived Law than an actual desire to be there.

Go to a Rockies game, then flirt with non-pro females in the shitton of cool bars near the stadium.

strippers and go-carts.

then waste the rest of the money ;)

Bump...

throwing my college roommate a bachelor party this weekend in Denver. We are hitting abasin during the day and then coming back down to denver for dinner and partying. He is not a heavy drinker so anyone know of any cigar bars in denver? Do any of the strip clubs let you smoke? the rest of us will no doubt be shitfaced but obviously want to make sure he is having a good time. Any other after dinner suggestions welcome.