If I asked this in the ski/snowboard forum I figured I would be publically castrated. Jong = Barney?
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If I asked this in the ski/snowboard forum I figured I would be publically castrated. Jong = Barney?
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Originally Posted by northshoreboy
http://www.trowbridgegallery.com.au/...images/114.jpg
for now, northshoreboy = JONG.
seek, my friend, and ye shall find.
Ask in the ski/snowboard forum. wait....I'll help.
How do I know Parko got a perfect ten yesterday...I was sitting in the channel waiting for the bell to sound so i could go kill it.
So for now Barney = all you bitch asses!
nice to hear from the North shore.
wow...YOU SUCK!
You my friend are a JONG. It is an acronym. Now go to your dictionary and look up the definition of acronym.
Ok. J=?, O=?, N=?, G=? G=Gaper. Gaper=barney or kook or both rolled into one. J=Jerk or Jack depending on who you talk too. Jerk or Jack should lead you to what the O stands for. The N I will leave up to you to figure out you fucking JONG.
Edit: Where are Vince and SuPu when we need them?
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Originally Posted by northshoreboy
EH! SPLIT KOOK! Get da fuck outta here haoleboy befo' I brok yo face!!!! I t'ink you no can handle Sunset ovah 2 foot. Bettah you go back inside Haleiwa harbor where kooks like you belong!
webster dictionary defines jong as:
YOU,NorthShoreBoy
NorthShoreBoy....:nonono2: :nonono2:....:nonono2:
Here's me surfing last year...
http://travel.lanfear.com/trips/surf...g0206-107b.jpg
http://www.surfinside.com/Pic's%20Li.../faceplant.jpg
What, you mean this:Quote:
Originally Posted by D(C)
"4. jong
A korean boy who has a deformed toe and has small eyes."
Man have I been totally off in my understanding this whole time.
Jing Jang JONG
What board is that in the second pic? Not a RAugust is it?
Who cares, everyone knows then whole point of surfing is made clear in the first picture
..........soaking wet punani.
3. jong
15 thumbs down
a frozen pizza that is cooked then topped w/ chikin strips, eggo waffles, bacon, eggs,and turkey
jong special, delicious bodacious pizza
who fucking put that in there ??
not even close to funny:nonono2:
JONG 101 !
SuperJONG
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Originally Posted by willywhit
Looks like SuperJONG got a nice fresh pow landing!
nice to hear from the North shore.
Northshoreboy may actually be referencing his home in Lutsen, Minnesota.
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Originally Posted by Rusty Nails
you don't hear about that place very often, how do you know about Lutsen?
Cuz it is on the North Shore... and I grew up in the area (albeit a bit of a drive). Also spent New Year there two years ago for my cousin's wedding. You spend time there?
Never heard of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty Nails
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Originally Posted by Rusty Nails
yeah, my family has had a cabin up there since the 60's so I go up there every every once in a while
It very Simple,Quote:
Originally Posted by northshoreboy
JONG defined,
Denim thong - natural evolution of jorts. Typical jongs maintain the belt loops, front/rear pockets, and zipper or button fly to create a versatile yet stylish thong that is also rugged enough to withstand the rigors of the day-to-day urban lifestyle. Male versions require addition of a sown-in banana hammock for comfort and the protection of small children. Caution: Expect irritation in normal chaffing areas followed by calluses after repeated use.
JONG. JONG-JONG-JONG....JONNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!