I don't believe in heaven, or hell, but in this case I'm excepting.
Burn in hell Ken.
Printable View
I don't believe in heaven, or hell, but in this case I'm excepting.
Burn in hell Ken.
good riddance.:FIREdevil :FIREdevil
Potassium OD? Airbubble in the vein? Stress?
Lotsa ways to have a heart-attack.
He got off way too easy. I hope he rots in hell.
There should be a special place for him in hell if he pulled a Nelson RockefellorQuote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
I'm guessing that the entire West Coast and every ex-Enron employee who was heavily invested would have never picked "at his vacation home in Colorado" as the way they wanted that bastard to die. He didn't even have the decency to suffer behind bars and lose all his worldly posessions before going.
Thanks for nothing Kenny-boy - rotting in hell is too good for you.
I just hope they make good and god damn sure it wasn't suicide before they pay off any insurance policies to his wife.
justice is slightly served.
Another example of how money buys you justice in this country. While the taxpayers spent ten's of millions on the trial, he posted a million dollar bail and spent his last days in a penthouse apartment.
What a joke.
I wonder how this effects his creditors? I am sure his wife is still liable.
...or maybe she offed him....Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
agreed. interesting timingQuote:
Originally Posted by iceman
could he be partying it up in mehico?
edit: probably not as it sounds like an in-hospital death...
damn, the guy racked up $100 mil in personal debt too. :cussing:
so now that the devil is dead, can we get rid of sarbanes-oxley so I can take a vacation?? it's my fiscal year-end, so just hearing the word enron makes my blood boil... goddamn enron ruining it for us honest folk... can I dance on his grave or is that too mean?
Like Iceman said. I hope they do a thorough autopsy.
I guess he just ran out of energy.
I'ma slap the fuck outta you for that. :D
i bet the people whos money he lost and ruined there lives are happy.
Your life is never 'ruined' by someone other person's actions, turn those lemons into lemonade.Quote:
Originally Posted by gregb2212
But he was a crook, no doubt. Think he committed suicide? The family is stalling about making a full comment, saying they have to notify everyone first.
Too bad he never saw the inside of a jail, even if it would have been a country club one.
You made me laugh. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by splat
How amusing that he, in addition to destroying hundres of people's dreams, claimed to have personal debt yet was relaxing at his home in Aspen and died at a resort which has a slope named "AMF".
How fitting! Adios motherfucker!
Best post EVER!Quote:
Originally Posted by splat
Unless that person's actions made your life savings go "poof" and you're too old to start over. Talk to anyone over 60 who is looking for a job. Unless "greeter at Wallyworld" fits your bill you're fucked.Quote:
Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
Someone who shot you in the face could prolly fuck up your life pretty good.
But you have to admit, that's a tough lemon to squeeze.Quote:
Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
Ok, ok, so I'm an optimist. Guilty as charged.
Metaphysical-mumbo jumbo-hippie-positive thinking, combined with kick ass action has always worked for me.
Turn that frown upside down little buckaroo! The sun will come up... tomorrow! Three little birds....
Don't go changin', GF.
Yea, I hope they make double sure that the body is really him. I could see this slimeball pulling the "switch-erru" and "retiring" to somewhere in the south Pacific..........Quote:
Originally Posted by TJ.Brk
It's OK, his accountants just announced that he's in perfect health and he's expected to live to be 150.
Well SaidQuote:
Originally Posted by Hacksaw
Suicide, believe it or not, is covered by life insurance after the second year of the policy.
Either way, fuck that guy.
can someone explain when some one gets busted for suspicion of drug sales or manufacture they seize everything, but this fuck was proven to have made loads of dough illegally and he gets to keep his house in Aspen!?!?:cussing:
Little did he realize that in burning everyone in the futures markets, the stock in his own future bottomed out at minus six feet.
fuck him, but also fuck all the fucking fucks who spent all that time and effort promoting his way of doing business.
Every business magazine that had enron on the cover...fuck them. All the little shitwads doing his deals, fuck them.
I was guessing he would get a presidential pardon by Bush after the next election. These guys have a bad history of looking out for their friends at whatever cost to everyone else.
I especially liked the part where Bush ordered the CIA to intercept satellite carried phone and fax transmissions of ENRON's competitors in hopes of giving them an edge and staving off the eventual demise of the company.
Oh, the little things that stolen pensions used for campaign contributions can buy. :FIREdevil
So......where's all the fucking money? And what's the chance Bush had him whacked?
Actually, the government had already begun seizing his assets, including various properties. Aspen will probably be taken as well. Of course, the attorneys will get their cut before any former Enron employees/shareholders.Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodsy
That is elegant in its simplicity and funny on so many different levels. :biggrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by splat
I call bullshit. This is the US and you just need to open your eyes to see opportunity instead of wallowing in self pity. They could start a geriatric porn empire and even employ you in the off season. Call them the enron episodes, kind of like Willie Nelson's IRS album. The possibilities are endless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
edit: upon further review, I guess they're still fucked
Well, it saves taxpayers some money.
I'm changing this post. I recall that Fastow and Skilling had more to do with the Enron debacle than did Lay. Fastow turned witness, but isn't Skilling still up for sentencing?
And dont forget these hacks.Quote:
Originally Posted by YetiMan
Merrill Lynch & Co. Inc., Deutsche Bank AG, J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. Inc., Credit Suisse First Boston, Citigroup Inc., Barclays Bank Plc, Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce, Bank of America Corp. and Lehman Bros. Holdings Inc.
Edit:
How could I forget the worst one?
Arthur Anderson
come on man. where do you get this shit?Quote:
Originally Posted by splat