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    Enron founder Kenneth Lay dies at 64

    I don't believe in heaven, or hell, but in this case I'm excepting.

    Burn in hell Ken.

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    good riddance.
    Old's Cool.

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    Potassium OD? Airbubble in the vein? Stress?

    Lotsa ways to have a heart-attack.

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    He got off way too easy. I hope he rots in hell.
    Because rich has nothing to do with money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    Lotsa ways to have a heart-attack.
    There should be a special place for him in hell if he pulled a Nelson Rockefellor
    Elvis has left the building

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    Of all the ways to go...

    I'm guessing that the entire West Coast and every ex-Enron employee who was heavily invested would have never picked "at his vacation home in Colorado" as the way they wanted that bastard to die. He didn't even have the decency to suffer behind bars and lose all his worldly posessions before going.

    Thanks for nothing Kenny-boy - rotting in hell is too good for you.

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    I just hope they make good and god damn sure it wasn't suicide before they pay off any insurance policies to his wife.

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    justice is slightly served.
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    Another example of how money buys you justice in this country. While the taxpayers spent ten's of millions on the trial, he posted a million dollar bail and spent his last days in a penthouse apartment.

    What a joke.

    I wonder how this effects his creditors? I am sure his wife is still liable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    I just hope they make good and god damn sure it wasn't suicide before they pay off any insurance policies to his wife.
    ...or maybe she offed him....

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    I just hope they make good and god damn sure it wasn't suicide before they pay off any insurance policies to his wife.
    agreed. interesting timing
    could he be partying it up in mehico?

    edit: probably not as it sounds like an in-hospital death...
    damn, the guy racked up $100 mil in personal debt too.
    Last edited by homi; 07-05-2006 at 09:58 AM.

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    so now that the devil is dead, can we get rid of sarbanes-oxley so I can take a vacation?? it's my fiscal year-end, so just hearing the word enron makes my blood boil... goddamn enron ruining it for us honest folk... can I dance on his grave or is that too mean?

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    Like Iceman said. I hope they do a thorough autopsy.

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    I guess he just ran out of energy.

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    I'ma slap the fuck outta you for that.

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    i bet the people whos money he lost and ruined there lives are happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gregb2212
    i bet the people whos money he lost and ruined there lives are happy.
    Your life is never 'ruined' by someone other person's actions, turn those lemons into lemonade.

    But he was a crook, no doubt. Think he committed suicide? The family is stalling about making a full comment, saying they have to notify everyone first.

    Too bad he never saw the inside of a jail, even if it would have been a country club one.

    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    I guess he just ran out of energy.
    You made me laugh.
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    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
    If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

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    How amusing that he, in addition to destroying hundres of people's dreams, claimed to have personal debt yet was relaxing at his home in Aspen and died at a resort which has a slope named "AMF".

    How fitting! Adios motherfucker!
    Every man dies. Not every man lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    I guess he just ran out of energy.
    Best post EVER!
    Every man dies. Not every man lives.
    You don’t stop playing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop playing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
    Your life is never 'ruined' by someone other person's actions, turn those lemons into lemonade.
    Unless that person's actions made your life savings go "poof" and you're too old to start over. Talk to anyone over 60 who is looking for a job. Unless "greeter at Wallyworld" fits your bill you're fucked.

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    Someone who shot you in the face could prolly fuck up your life pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
    Your life is never 'ruined' by someone other person's actions, turn those lemons into lemonade.
    But you have to admit, that's a tough lemon to squeeze.
    Balls Deep in the 'Ho

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    Ok, ok, so I'm an optimist. Guilty as charged.
    Metaphysical-mumbo jumbo-hippie-positive thinking, combined with kick ass action has always worked for me.
    I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
    If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

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    Turn that frown upside down little buckaroo! The sun will come up... tomorrow! Three little birds....

    Don't go changin', GF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJ.Brk
    Like Iceman said. I hope they do a thorough autopsy.
    Yea, I hope they make double sure that the body is really him. I could see this slimeball pulling the "switch-erru" and "retiring" to somewhere in the south Pacific..........
    "True love is much easier to find with a helicopter"

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