This picture sorely needs a new caption... And I know y'all can come up with some gems. :D
Original Caption: "Dv Ob" (As in Deer Valley Out-of-Bounds) -- http://forums.epicski.com/showpost.p...7&postcount=47
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This picture sorely needs a new caption... And I know y'all can come up with some gems. :D
Original Caption: "Dv Ob" (As in Deer Valley Out-of-Bounds) -- http://forums.epicski.com/showpost.p...7&postcount=47
"Powderflags are the new hanky symbols"
:confused: markers suck
I was thinking along these lines.
But I have to admit I have come out of my skis in powder. Do those things really work?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Catbert
Ciao Ladies-
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/a...1&d=1144122023
You will notice that I am a rich man, a man of means,
yet still, I am a man who skis the extremes.
I ski at Deer Valley and drink Cristal.
See those mountains over there? I've skied them all.
When the snow is fallin' and the hot tub is callin'
I just tie on my powder straps and just start haulin'
I hope you see that I am better than most guys you will meet in PC bars
If you need further proof, check out the host site- it proves I drive exotic cars.
^^^
I think that wins, but mine for good measure:
"you only think Im smiling about the powder"
Looks like he's a strong contender for the "Best Skier in Florida." ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by warthog
BobMc
Yes. It make it so easy to find a ski when it has submarined beneath the pow. Instead of stomping around for minutes and wasting energy and time that you could be skiing, with the pow straps you find your ski in one second.Quote:
Originally Posted by MTT
i am not feeling the effects of the funny here guys
Someone PLEASE post this on the relevant thread on epicski. that's hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by warthog
"My powder cords make it so easy to find my skis when I yardsale in ankle deep pow at Snow Summit!"
Is that really at Deer Valley? Grooming looks subpar, his skis are far too big, and he doesn't have a DV Sherpa carrying his shit for him. Weaksauce.
Abort, abort... this thread does not have the PhUnk Seal of Hilarity.Quote:
Originally Posted by phUnk
"I hope nobody can remember when I was a Cabbage Patch Kid"
Ha ha- somebody is paying attention.Quote:
Originally Posted by BobMc
Yeah- I don't know, my buddy who runs the 4x4 shop I go to is Level III Avy Certified. I think I mighta jumped the gun.
I think his signature sums it up nicely:
Quote:
Volkl AC4. The Porsche of Skis
"A slalom ski for the trees and powder"
Somehow I am guessing that guy doesn't tip very well.
Somehow I am guessing that guy doesn't tip very well.
Steep section.
Another happy graduate from the Stacy Hatch School of X-TREME Skiing.
"What? Me....worry?"
Tyronne just busted that thread to hell over there....
"At least I'll never have to say 'Do you want fries w/that?'"
I can't believe you guys are ripping on this dude. The guy is obviously hiking for turns and skiing pow, rather than wearing a Bogner and shouting on his cell Phone on a bench in Mid-Vail. I don't get the Epic-Hate at all costs.
I think much of the hilarity of the picture derives from the fact that it is posted in the thread entitled "Post your best pics of the season".Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
My younger brother, Harry Shearer doesn't have to carry his skis. ...but, while I'm out here skiing pow, he's doing the voice of Principal Skinner. [nelson]Haaaaah haah![/nelson]
"Yeah, they call 'em 'beater' cords. The woman in the pro - uh, I mean ski shop told me it is because they 'beat' the cost of buying a new ski. You should get some too Al, I personally won't ski off trail without my beater cords again."
You, sir, continue to drag this board down to new levels of pussification.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=48340
Fuck you, douchebag. Don't you have some gear maker's fart to catch? Some little girls to impress with your prowess? A wife to knock up?
(better?)
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/a...1&d=1144122023
"I love the cock."
You must be right....you guessed it twice.Quote:
Originally Posted by RootSkier
Dude drives some nice cars
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Hangs with some interesting people
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And has a hot wife
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and drives like Roo
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That's not bakerboy.Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
...and I'm available, now that Stein has taken my wife away.Quote:
Originally Posted by warthog
http://www.pcars.us/albums/6050
The only thing missin is an Alta sticker. You aint core less you got an Alta sticker:biggrin:
I think I might have worked w/ this guy he is a good person.
Damn Stein time for a new face.
If he would ride some fatter planks he'd be a cool dad.
I still like the poem... one of the best