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This picture sorely needs a new caption... And I know y'all can come up with some gems.

Original Caption: "Dv Ob" (As in Deer Valley Out-of-Bounds) -- http://forums.epicski.com/showpost.p...7&postcount=47

[P_McPoser]

"Powderflags are the new hanky symbols"

[Catbert]

markers suck

[MTT]

I was thinking along these lines.

But I have to admit I have come out of my skis in powder. Do those things really work?

markers suck

[warthog]

Ciao Ladies-


You will notice that I am a rich man, a man of means,
yet still, I am a man who skis the extremes.

I ski at Deer Valley and drink Cristal.
See those mountains over there? I've skied them all.

When the snow is fallin' and the hot tub is callin'
I just tie on my powder straps and just start haulin'

I hope you see that I am better than most guys you will meet in PC bars
If you need further proof, check out the host site- it proves I drive exotic cars.

[Out_to_lunch]

^^^
I think that wins, but mine for good measure:

"you only think Im smiling about the powder"

[BobMc]

I'm jealous.

Looks like he's a strong contender for the "Best Skier in Florida."


BobMc

[Jim S]

I was thinking along these lines.

But I have to admit I have come out of my skis in powder. Do those things really work?

Yes. It make it so easy to find a ski when it has submarined beneath the pow. Instead of stomping around for minutes and wasting energy and time that you could be skiing, with the pow straps you find your ski in one second.

[phUnk]

i am not feeling the effects of the funny here guys

[Lone Star]

Ciao Ladies-
You will notice that I am a rich man, a man of means,
yet still, I am a man who skis the extremes.

I ski at Deer Valley and drink Cristal.
See those mountains over there? I've skied them all.

When the snow is fallin' and the hot tub is callin'
I just tie on my powder straps and just start haulin'

I hope you see that I am better than most guys you will meet in PC bars
If you need further proof, check out the host site- it proves I drive exotic cars.

Someone PLEASE post this on the relevant thread on epicski. that's hilarious.

[GheePup]

"My powder cords make it so easy to find my skis when I yardsale in ankle deep pow at Snow Summit!"

[BakerBoy]

Is that really at Deer Valley? Grooming looks subpar, his skis are far too big, and he doesn't have a DV Sherpa carrying his shit for him. Weaksauce.

[funkendrenchman]

i am not feeling the effects of the funny here guys

Abort, abort... this thread does not have the PhUnk Seal of Hilarity.

[Rasputin]

"I hope nobody can remember when I was a Cabbage Patch Kid"

[warthog]

Looks like he's a strong contender for the "Best Skier in Florida."


BobMc

Ha ha- somebody is paying attention.

Yeah- I don't know, my buddy who runs the 4x4 shop I go to is Level III Avy Certified. I think I mighta jumped the gun.

[mmcpheet]

I think his signature sums it up nicely:

Volkl AC4. The Porsche of Skis
"A slalom ski for the trees and powder"

[RootSkier]

Somehow I am guessing that guy doesn't tip very well.

[RootSkier]

Somehow I am guessing that guy doesn't tip very well.

[H-man]

Steep section.

[DJSapp]

Another happy graduate from the Stacy Hatch School of X-TREME Skiing.

[BLOODSWEATSTEEL]

"What? Me....worry?"

[AtomicTwinStix]

Tyronne just busted that thread to hell over there....

[Tippster]

"At least I'll never have to say 'Do you want fries w/that?'"

I can't believe you guys are ripping on this dude. The guy is obviously hiking for turns and skiing pow, rather than wearing a Bogner and shouting on his cell Phone on a bench in Mid-Vail. I don't get the Epic-Hate at all costs.

[Franz Klammer]

"At least I'll never have to say 'Do you want fries w/that?'"

I can't believe you guys are ripping on this dude. The guy is obviously hiking for turns and skiing pow, rather than wearing a Bogner and shouting on his cell Phone on a bench in Mid-Vail. I don't get the Epic-Hate at all costs.

I think much of the hilarity of the picture derives from the fact that it is posted in the thread entitled "Post your best pics of the season".

[shmerham]

My younger brother, Harry Shearer doesn't have to carry his skis. ...but, while I'm out here skiing pow, he's doing the voice of Principal Skinner. [nelson]Haaaaah haah![/nelson]