I'd really like a maggot to win this

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02-02-2006, 05:09 PM
powstash

I'd really like a maggot to win this

So it's no secret where I work - but I wanted to post this in hopes that a maggot would win the trip to the Orage Masters and a day of skiing with JP Auclair. Besides the fact that the Orage Masters was a blast last year (not to mention the 12" Mammy got the night before) skiing with JP would be pretty cool.

I REALLY want a maggot to win this

Why you ask, would I want a maggot to win? Case in point. Our last contest was the following prizes:

2 North Face jackets and pants - your choice
4 days at the Bird
3 nights at the Cliff Lodge
TGR 10 DVD box set
1 day of skiing with either Sage or Nobis - your choice

I called the guy who won and this was how it went down:

Powstash: "Sweet mang, you won the contest. How did you hear about it to enter?
Winner: "I listen to the backcountry show on KSL radio on Saturday mornings" (said show is a huntin'/fishin'/kill it and skin it show with a dabling of skiing or snow mobiliin')
P: :rolleyes:
P: "Oh, rrriiigggghhhht...So who do you want to ski with?
W: "Oh, I'll probably ski with my wife"
P: Wha?:cussing: "No, I mean, which athlete do you want to ski with?
W: "What are the choices?"
P: "Sage or Nobis"
W: "Uh who are those guys again? Is there anywhere I can learn about them?
P: "Yea, their photos and bios are on the page where you entered the contest. Check it out and we'll be in touch...."

I hope the guy has a good time, I really do, but it would have been so cool to have someone on the other end of the phone that was a little more STOKED about it.
02-02-2006, 05:11 PM
Nohillsnearby

Don't know if I rip well enough, but I'm entered.
02-02-2006, 05:14 PM
Steven S. Dallas

Did I win yet?
02-02-2006, 05:15 PM
grizzle6

I'm in it to win it. Heyyyyyyyl yeyeah!!
02-02-2006, 05:17 PM
Tri-Ungulate

Um, who is this JP Auclair guy you speak of?

And why would I want to Master an Orange?

Do you mean Huntin' Orange? Does the North Face make jackets in Huntin' Orange? Or camo?
02-02-2006, 05:23 PM
Buzzworthy

I'll be happy to give you some super good stoke when you call me.
02-02-2006, 05:26 PM
smmokan

I've got a great camera ready to take some pictures, and I just entered. Sounds like I need to win.
02-02-2006, 05:27 PM
72Twenty

Clicked in. Fingers crossed.
02-02-2006, 05:33 PM
Lloyd Braun

I WIN......JP time for school!
02-02-2006, 05:38 PM
Johnny Gunn

Fook Me ... what's with this?

1. Open Only to Legal Residents of the United States

That blows !!!

Well, good Luck to all the US mags.
02-02-2006, 05:38 PM
Stu Gotz

I, Stu Gotz, hereby let it be known that I am ready, willing and able to throw down.
02-02-2006, 05:42 PM
Dr. Crash

I am all over it. Thanks mang for the info. And uh, can I have this past dude's prize? I'll ski with Nobis if that's ok.

drC
02-02-2006, 05:42 PM
Brocktoon

I wiped a booger on my entry. So, if you feel something slimy, pull it and you're wish will be granted.
02-02-2006, 05:47 PM
Beaver

"Open Only to Legal Residents of the United States"

I'm out.
02-02-2006, 06:34 PM
Platinum Pete

I masterbaite in Oragegon, please let me win.
02-02-2006, 06:35 PM
mrryde

im in it to win it
02-02-2006, 06:44 PM
Daywalker

If I slip you a couple bucks will you pull my name out of the hat?
02-02-2006, 06:45 PM
tarkman1

Win a trip to Mammoth? I'd feel stupid if I won. I'd be trying to sell the airfare, hotel, tickets, etc on the weekly drive up there. Good luck.
02-02-2006, 07:08 PM
truth

If I win I'll post about it here.
02-02-2006, 07:13 PM
TurxSki

Thanks for the head's up :yourock:
02-02-2006, 07:58 PM
XtrPickels

locked and loaded
02-02-2006, 08:25 PM

you should ask whoever wins if they have change for a nickel. if not, say "thanks anyways" and hang up.
02-02-2006, 08:33 PM
huck4bucks

Good luck to all of you who entered. I will win.
02-02-2006, 10:02 PM
leroy jenkins

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squatch

you should ask whoever wins if they have change for a nickel. if not, say "thanks anyways" and hang up.

But you have to ask before you let them know you're calling about the prize. That way, not only will you ensure a maggot wins, you will also ensure no one else is pissed off, and you will get a good laugh too.
02-02-2006, 10:14 PM
BobMc

In the rules, is "affiliates" defined as folks signed up on your web affiliate programs? Ie, can I win if I'm a affiliate member at Comission Junction?

BobMc
02-02-2006, 10:28 PM
InspectorGadget

I'm in and I'm feeling lucky.
02-16-2006, 05:59 PM
powstash

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobMc

In the rules, is "affiliates" defined as folks signed up on your web affiliate programs? Ie, can I win if I'm a affiliate member at Comission Junction?

BobMc

yea, affiliates through CJ can't win. Sorry mang. Get your wife to enter then have her "gift" the prize to you.
02-16-2006, 07:11 PM
Gebster

Quote:

Originally Posted by tarkman1

Win a trip to Mammoth? I'd feel stupid if I won. I'd be trying to sell the airfare, hotel, tickets, etc on the weekly drive up there. Good luck.

That would be to F'in funny!!! Win a free trip home. I guess they will include gas in Mojave and Bishop and a 12'er of Hamms Clear Blue Love from Giggle Springs.
02-16-2006, 08:00 PM
seanyob

thanks for bumping this....just signed up...
02-16-2006, 09:24 PM
frozenwater

same deal as always powstash? I let you win our grand prize, you hook me up with yours???:biggrin:
02-17-2006, 12:13 AM
iceman

I'm in, but it sucks the canadahovians can't be in too.

Fuck it, I'm out, I'm protesting.

Wait, I'm back in, what good would a protest do?

Well I'm in or out. One of those two.
02-17-2006, 12:16 AM
cj001f

Iceman has stamina to be in and out this many times.
02-17-2006, 12:36 AM
stompinlines

Katie Couric said she would love to shred with J.P. So I emailed her the link today. Hope you don't mind.

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_pho...de-couric2.jpg
02-17-2006, 02:02 AM
powstash

Quote:

Originally Posted by frozenwater

same deal as always powstash? I let you win our grand prize, you hook me up with yours???:biggrin:

So much for keeping it on the DL :rolleyes:

:biggrin:
02-17-2006, 02:15 AM
Blurred

Quote:

Originally Posted by cj001f

Iceman has stamina to be in and out this many times.

He just refilled his prescription of Viagra.
02-17-2006, 03:32 AM
FogHorn

Thanks powstash

Imitation is the highest form of flattery

A lot of people would like to be able to ski like me also!

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take but rather the moments that leave you breathless"
02-17-2006, 07:08 AM
Mcwop

I'm in. Maggot odds increasing. If a maggot does not win, then we should all show up and steal the winners lines.:FIREdevil
03-20-2006, 06:13 PM
iskipowder21

I just got an email today for tramdock telling me I was selected to be one of the finalists!!!!! I just had to fill out a few questions and send it back.. I am pretty giddy right now ahhaha:yourock: I dont know when I find out the finals results but I will def post when I do!!!!!!!
03-20-2006, 06:22 PM
Joey Bag O' Donuts

pretty sure the WCI/Orage maters is the same weekend as the mammoth mini
04-27-2006, 01:52 PM
bucbanzai

Damn...

I didn't post cause I didn't want to jinx myself but..................

Shit. I didn't win. I was one of the finalists but I got my e-mail the other day with the usual blah, blah, blah Unfortunatey we don't have space for another Banzai skier this year...blah blah blah.

Oh well, I am gonna get that scholarship to agronomy school to grow my cross between Kentucky bluegrass and Mexican sensimillia. So at least I have that going for me.

Flatlander steeze to all, and GO LIGHTNING.

Out.