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Thread: I'd really like a maggot to win this

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    I'd really like a maggot to win this

    So it's no secret where I work - but I wanted to post this in hopes that a maggot would win the trip to the Orage Masters and a day of skiing with JP Auclair. Besides the fact that the Orage Masters was a blast last year (not to mention the 12" Mammy got the night before) skiing with JP would be pretty cool.

    I REALLY want a maggot to win this


    Why you ask, would I want a maggot to win? Case in point. Our last contest was the following prizes:

    2 North Face jackets and pants - your choice
    4 days at the Bird
    3 nights at the Cliff Lodge
    TGR 10 DVD box set
    1 day of skiing with either Sage or Nobis - your choice

    I called the guy who won and this was how it went down:

    Powstash: "Sweet mang, you won the contest. How did you hear about it to enter?
    Winner: "I listen to the backcountry show on KSL radio on Saturday mornings" (said show is a huntin'/fishin'/kill it and skin it show with a dabling of skiing or snow mobiliin')
    P:
    P: "Oh, rrriiigggghhhht...So who do you want to ski with?
    W: "Oh, I'll probably ski with my wife"
    P: Wha? "No, I mean, which athlete do you want to ski with?
    W: "What are the choices?"
    P: "Sage or Nobis"
    W: "Uh who are those guys again? Is there anywhere I can learn about them?
    P: "Yea, their photos and bios are on the page where you entered the contest. Check it out and we'll be in touch...."

    I hope the guy has a good time, I really do, but it would have been so cool to have someone on the other end of the phone that was a little more STOKED about it.
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    Don't know if I rip well enough, but I'm entered.
    It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

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    Did I win yet?

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    I'm in it to win it. Heyyyyyyyl yeyeah!!
    The Griz

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    Um, who is this JP Auclair guy you speak of?

    And why would I want to Master an Orange?

    Do you mean Huntin' Orange? Does the North Face make jackets in Huntin' Orange? Or camo?

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    Talking

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    I've got a great camera ready to take some pictures, and I just entered. Sounds like I need to win.

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    Clicked in. Fingers crossed.
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    I WIN......JP time for school!

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    Fook Me ... what's with this?

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    That blows !!!

    Well, good Luck to all the US mags.
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    I, Stu Gotz, hereby let it be known that I am ready, willing and able to throw down.
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    I am all over it. Thanks mang for the info. And uh, can I have this past dude's prize? I'll ski with Nobis if that's ok.

    drC

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    I wiped a booger on my entry. So, if you feel something slimy, pull it and you're wish will be granted.
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    "Open Only to Legal Residents of the United States"

    I'm out.
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    I masterbaite in Oragegon, please let me win.
    another Handsome Boy graduate

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    im in it to win it
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    If I slip you a couple bucks will you pull my name out of the hat?
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    Win a trip to Mammoth? I'd feel stupid if I won. I'd be trying to sell the airfare, hotel, tickets, etc on the weekly drive up there. Good luck.

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    If I win I'll post about it here.

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    Thanks for the head's up

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    you should ask whoever wins if they have change for a nickel. if not, say "thanks anyways" and hang up.

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    Good luck to all of you who entered. I will win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatch
    you should ask whoever wins if they have change for a nickel. if not, say "thanks anyways" and hang up.
    But you have to ask before you let them know you're calling about the prize. That way, not only will you ensure a maggot wins, you will also ensure no one else is pissed off, and you will get a good laugh too.
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    In the rules, is "affiliates" defined as folks signed up on your web affiliate programs? Ie, can I win if I'm a affiliate member at Comission Junction?

    BobMc

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