slap and tickle."
You?
hump and bump?
stoke and poke?
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slap and tickle."
You?
hump and bump?
stoke and poke?
check your messages bitch! You know you've got nothing better to do this weekend.
the ole fogg and gogg?
the ole tease and squeeze?
bump and grind?
hit and spit?
poke and hope
toke and choke
Yoss...getting the job done.
fidget for the digit
pole in the hole?
mud for the turtle.
this is how I do, just a little long winded, audibly NSFW.
foxtrot uniform charlie kilo
Well...there is making love, having sex, and just plain old fucking. There is a time and a place for all. If that place is the pool at the Peruvian, it's the later.
More importantly - Don't ignore me, get an earlier flight, and rally to the Tetons.
Do it!
lick and stick
call me biatch!
Bang the Gong
A little game called "penis and vagina."
just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels.
Ram the ham
I barely know whats your taking about.
Takin' the monkey into town for the evening.
+1 for the kid.Quote:
Originally Posted by adam
Get a little honey for the stinger...
going to fucky town
Bumpin' Uglies
putting the roast in the oven
we are talking about skiing here, right?
Foggy, I'll listen to my messages in a bit, phone's off for now, actually working today (shocking). Plus, i'm in Chicago till the end of the weekend, so if you're trying to lure me on some ill-advised adventure...we'll, I'm all ears and I'll get back to you soon. ;)
finger blast.
Makin' BaconQuote:
Originally Posted by Yossarian
This thread is funny.
sheep & salami
..wait, let me try this again....
"Takin ol' one-eye to the optometrist"
Taking the skin boat to tuna town?
Taking the sausage train to the Southern Canyon
It used to be "stick and move"
now its "damn, would I like to have that" or "that was nice honey"