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  1. 01-13-2006, 11:40 AM #1
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    I like to call it "the ole...

    slap and tickle."

    You?

    hump and bump?
    stoke and poke?
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  3. 01-13-2006, 11:47 AM #3
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    the ole fogg and gogg?
    the ole tease and squeeze?
    bump and grind?
    hit and spit?
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    Well...there is making love, having sex, and just plain old fucking. There is a time and a place for all. If that place is the pool at the Peruvian, it's the later.

    More importantly - Don't ignore me, get an earlier flight, and rally to the Tetons.

    Do it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by adam
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  23. 01-13-2006, 01:19 PM #23
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    we are talking about skiing here, right?

    Foggy, I'll listen to my messages in a bit, phone's off for now, actually working today (shocking). Plus, i'm in Chicago till the end of the weekend, so if you're trying to lure me on some ill-advised adventure...we'll, I'm all ears and I'll get back to you soon.
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  24. 01-13-2006, 01:19 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian
    we are talking about skiing here, right?
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