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whats up?
dude, I just sat near someone at work playing System of a Down for 2 hours, and didn't kill him. learn from me.
Unusual expletive.Quote:
Originally Posted by stump832
You know, they have medication for that...Quote:
Originally Posted by stump832
dont take it out on the lamp. thats the easy way out.
Congratulations!!
...wait, scratch that, I thought the thread was "I'm so fucking enGaged"
It didn't snow nearly as much as predicted anyway.
Does this mean you've finally busted out of your glass case of emotion?
Heading to vegas tomorrow for NY's baby! lamp!!
Still in here, and it certainly isn't helping the situmucation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
well can u at least stop wanting to be on me?
SIMMAH DAH NAH!
as oppossed to slightly engagedQuote:
Originally Posted by mushmouth
if it makes you feel any better i went to the doctor instead of skiing and paid him 30 bucks to tell me i dont have strep throat and there is nothing he can do to help me.
Drink lots of whiskey. Trust me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lynx
Do not operate the lamp after drinking a lot of whiskey, trust me on this.
Seriously.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lynx
Yeah, I did that once too. Sux.
Still angry.
Can't wait to get back to UT and ski bumps!
Fuck you.
You should be angry. Skiing bumps with all the lemmings while on Explosives is a bitch. To avoid such nastiness, might I suggest heli-boarding in the Sundance area. Apparently, it is all the rage this year due to the sweet ice covering the entire Wasatch.
Please don't litter though.
Thank you.
The Management
IWI (Illuminating while Intoxicated) can cause permanent damage to your Appendix I hear.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Altagirl
Today we drove to NYC. When we reached the isle of Manhattan, we didn't leave the car. In fact, every fucking parking garage in the vicinity of our destination was full, so we picked up 2 passengers (not stabby-hobos, but rather future bro-in-law and his lady) without pulling out of traffic, and drove to Hoboken. Did manage to eat a really good italian meal, so that was a +. Drove back to CT. about 10 hours in the car, and 2.5 outside of it. Of the 10, 2 were spent on 48th street. Fuck you!!
Really though, its cool. I'm very cool. Like the Fonz. And I have a sweet new wallet.
When I drove a cab in NYC a long time ago, I would sometimes have a wonderful member of NYC's somewhat middle class from the upper east side jump into the back at 7:35 pm on a Friday or Saturday night and expect me to get them to their Broadway show on time. And they couldn't understand why I wanted to kill them when they left me stranded on 48th St. for a half hour while they ran to see Cats for the third time.
In the interest of full disclosure:
I'd rather sit on 48th street that see Cats, period.
And I'd rather have them flee to see Cats than puke in the back of my cab after one of their holiday parties. Talk about enraged.
Pretty mellow right now. Of course, I'm one bottle of champagne deep. So....
yuppies are a bunch off Asslamps, for sure.
I'm returning to UT on Tuesday, and I'm bringing the high pressure with me!!! Who needs troughs, pulses, cold fronts, and precip when you can hammer bumps and rip groomers! Maybe I'll just go to sundance?
Who is up for some touring and hate?
Bumpity bump.
Let the good times roll.
t the good times roll
let them knock you around
let the good times roll
let them make you a clown
let them leave you up in the air
let them brush your rock and roll hair
let the good times roll
let the good times roll
let the good times roll
let the stories be told
let them say what they want
let the photos be BOLD
let them show what they want
let them leave you up in the air
let them brush your rock and roll hair
let the good times roll
let the good times roll-oll
won't you let the good times roll
good times roll
if the illusion is real
let them give you a ride
if they got thunder appeal
let them be on your side
let them leave you up in the air
let them brush your rock and roll hair
let the good times roll
won't you let the good times roll-oll
let the good times roll
let the good times roll
won't you let the good times roll
well let the good times roll
let 'em roll (good times roll)
let the good times roll
oo let the good times roll
oo let the good times roll
let 'em roll (good times roll)
well, let the good times roll
(let the good times roll)
well let the good times roll
good times roll
(let the good times roll)
let the good times roll
let 'em roll
good luck Stumpster, save me some cake...
mmmmmmm, cake
Damn dood...seems like only last fall when we were chatting about teh honeymoon trip. :D
Best of luck and congrats!
Lets not put the handcart before the pioneer.
Still have to get through a bunch of shit before I go back east. And its all pissing me off.
Good thing the breeze is blowing through my rock'n'roll hair.