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  1. 12-29-2005, 12:18 AM #1
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    I am so fucking enraged

    Fuckballscockshitfuckasslampstomponmyface
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  2. 12-29-2005, 12:55 AM #2
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    whats up?
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  3. 12-29-2005, 12:56 AM #3
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    dude, I just sat near someone at work playing System of a Down for 2 hours, and didn't kill him. learn from me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stump832
    Fuckballscockshitfuckasslampstomponmyface
    Unusual expletive.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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    Quote Originally Posted by stump832
    Fuckballscockshitfuckasslampstomponmyface
    You know, they have medication for that...
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  6. 12-29-2005, 01:20 AM #6
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    dont take it out on the lamp. thats the easy way out.
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  7. 12-29-2005, 06:40 AM #7
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    Congratulations!!

    ...wait, scratch that, I thought the thread was "I'm so fucking enGaged"
    ...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.
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  8. 12-29-2005, 07:17 AM #8
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    It didn't snow nearly as much as predicted anyway.
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  9. 12-29-2005, 08:47 AM #9
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    Does this mean you've finally busted out of your glass case of emotion?
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    Heading to vegas tomorrow for NY's baby! lamp!!
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  11. 12-29-2005, 01:45 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
    Does this mean you've finally busted out of your glass case of emotion?
    Still in here, and it certainly isn't helping the situmucation.
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    well can u at least stop wanting to be on me?
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    SIMMAH DAH NAH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mushmouth
    Congratulations!!

    ...wait, scratch that, I thought the thread was "I'm so fucking enGaged"
    as oppossed to slightly engaged
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  15. 12-29-2005, 10:10 PM #15
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    if it makes you feel any better i went to the doctor instead of skiing and paid him 30 bucks to tell me i dont have strep throat and there is nothing he can do to help me.
    .:the womens, getting after it:.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx
    if it makes you feel any better i went to the doctor instead of skiing and paid him 30 bucks to tell me i dont have strep throat and there is nothing he can do to help me.
    Drink lots of whiskey. Trust me.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
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    Do not operate the lamp after drinking a lot of whiskey, trust me on this.


    Seriously.
    "People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the
    water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then?
    WOULD IT!?!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx
    if it makes you feel any better i went to the doctor instead of skiing and paid him 30 bucks to tell me i dont have strep throat and there is nothing he can do to help me.

    Yeah, I did that once too. Sux.
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  19. 12-30-2005, 12:09 AM #19
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    Still angry.

    Can't wait to get back to UT and ski bumps!

    Fuck you.
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  20. 12-30-2005, 08:55 AM #20
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    You should be angry. Skiing bumps with all the lemmings while on Explosives is a bitch. To avoid such nastiness, might I suggest heli-boarding in the Sundance area. Apparently, it is all the rage this year due to the sweet ice covering the entire Wasatch.

    Please don't litter though.

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  21. 12-30-2005, 09:33 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Altagirl
    Do not operate the lamp after drinking a lot of whiskey, trust me on this.


    Seriously.
    IWI (Illuminating while Intoxicated) can cause permanent damage to your Appendix I hear.
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  22. 12-30-2005, 10:38 PM #22
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    Today we drove to NYC. When we reached the isle of Manhattan, we didn't leave the car. In fact, every fucking parking garage in the vicinity of our destination was full, so we picked up 2 passengers (not stabby-hobos, but rather future bro-in-law and his lady) without pulling out of traffic, and drove to Hoboken. Did manage to eat a really good italian meal, so that was a +. Drove back to CT. about 10 hours in the car, and 2.5 outside of it. Of the 10, 2 were spent on 48th street. Fuck you!!

    Really though, its cool. I'm very cool. Like the Fonz. And I have a sweet new wallet.
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  23. 12-30-2005, 11:35 PM #23
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    When I drove a cab in NYC a long time ago, I would sometimes have a wonderful member of NYC's somewhat middle class from the upper east side jump into the back at 7:35 pm on a Friday or Saturday night and expect me to get them to their Broadway show on time. And they couldn't understand why I wanted to kill them when they left me stranded on 48th St. for a half hour while they ran to see Cats for the third time.
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  24. 12-30-2005, 11:42 PM #24
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    In the interest of full disclosure:

    I'd rather sit on 48th street that see Cats, period.
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  25. 12-30-2005, 11:49 PM #25
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    And I'd rather have them flee to see Cats than puke in the back of my cab after one of their holiday parties. Talk about enraged.
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