You better quit fucking teasing us or you're gonna get bitch slapped.
That is all.
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You better quit fucking teasing us or you're gonna get bitch slapped.
That is all.
Uh oh...
This is very bad luck. apologize immediately !
Ullr can eat a dick for what he did to Utah this week.
Fuck him. As soon as I get some snow, I will morph into Senor Obsequious. Until then.....:cussing: :cussing: :fuckyou: :fuckyou:Quote:
Originally Posted by Duke
ummm... i think you all just need to relax. the snow will come....
in the meantime, i'll enjoy some good mtn biking while i still can....
Do not taunt Ullr. The greatest of deities must be treated with respect.
Ullr!!!! Ullr......all this time I thought we were supposed to pay homage to earl, the fat guy who lives down the street and beats his wife..I stand corrected.
Ullr please forgive this wayward soul for doubting you. He's just having a week moment. It's all good. :D
why oh why did i move here?!
People, it's still November. Calm down. Remember, last year was an abberation...and a very good one at that.
karma- give thanks and praisesQuote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
You're all fucking heathens. Moroni is pissed.
Don't worry, I've taken care of it.
http://reno.craigslist.org/wan/109874366.html
That's hillarious. My buddy is shaving his moustache while I type this as a sacraficial jesture. Common Ullr, don't make us road trip to Washington...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
...and for what he's consistantly done to upstate New York practically my entire life.:nonono2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bud Green
Sorry Ullr, please puke on Adk's this year.:biggrin:
Me thinks Ullr is ease down outa da Arctic Circle and mess yo ass up proper like!
i can't believe the blatant taunting of ullr....his wrath will be mighty will no snow for you.....did you follow his rituals to the 't'? it will come...it IS only november...early november at that.
Oh, shut up!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by onehotchili
Edit, nice one, El C!!
That's par for the course in Coloraddy.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Inignot: "Prepare yourself for a pride obliterating bitch slap." Seems appropriate. (ATHF reference)
From the SF NOAA center:
ONE THINGS IS FOR SURE IS THAT THE PACNW IS IN FOR A MUCH WETTER WINTER COMPARED TO LAST YEAR AS IT STARTED RAINING THERE TWO WEEKS AGO AND DON'T SEE ANY LET UP IN SIGHT. IT WILL TAKE A VERY STRONG WAVE OVER THE TOP OF THIS RIDGE TO BE ABLE TO BRING ANY CHANGE IN THE WEATHER THIS FAR SOUTH. RIGHT NOW WE ARE GOOD THOUGH THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK SO ENJOY. MAYBE THANKSGIVING WEEK WE MIGHT SEE THE CHANGE. IF NOT WILL NOT SEE MUCH IN THE WAY OF SKIING OVER THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAYS.
:( ..at least we seem to have chosen a good summit location this year.
irul must be sacrificed to appease ullr
the first to reach him and do the deed will secure blessings upon his local hill
Ullr would never grab mute like that.
Hail ULLR! Thank you for all the powder I have ever skied!
Hope that helps... This winter needs to be good because I probably won't see the light of day next winter...
Forgive this soul, please, o mighty deity of happy white flakes.
One time I asked my god to beat the crap out of Ullr, then we had a 3 foot dump. 3 o'clock high Ullr....
First one to try gets a Scott (w/sharpened ice tip) enema and will be sent home UPS tied up in a teal Marker fart bag. That should make Ullr happy.Quote:
Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
we need old skis .... fuck it any skis ... and plenty of them. Ullr speaks to me, he says burn the skis and the snow will come!!
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Originally Posted by hucksquaw
http://www.killingtonzone.com/albums...2154.sized.jpg
done and done:FIREdevil
Mr. Baron, you broke a lot of hearts tonight with that "300+ hour forcast that I wouldn't take to Vegas" quote. The 23rd? At least keep the spirits up a bit.
I liked the storm focus of today's forcast though. At least we know where your heart is...
The Uller bitch slap/rant has not yet produced anything but the strongest high pressure ridge I have seen in years. Still no snow in sight for California. Is it time to worry yet?
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Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Hey Ruly - I think you need to head north young man....head north.
No need to fret yet peoples. As a personal sacrifice to the snow bro in the sky, I'll be spending the next two weeks in Mexico. Via con dios!
Does this guarantee snow for Tahoe?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik
As irony would have it, I'm in the Vegas airport, heading out to spend a week in glorious Chicago (where it's snowing), and then Kansas City (where it's just wet). I'm surrounded by large and loud midwesterners heading home.
This sucks. I want a re-run of Tahoe 2004-2005. (But then again, who doesn't...)
good for you mang... someone's got to take the hit. i was in Maui for 2 weeks over last Christmas/New Years... and in the Philippines for 2 weeks over the Christmast/New Years the year before. for all the maggots with short term memories... you guys *killed* it both times with lots of POW!Quote:
Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik
let's all take a deep breath, its only 11/14, we'll get some snow in time! Usually doesn't get good until mid-Dec, last few yrs have been abnormal (and we got spoiled w/the goods).....but then again, my grizzled Tahoe veteran bartender/skibum friend (who has shown an uncanny ability to call the snow ea. ski season ) says that it will be a slow start to the season vs the last few epic decembers, and that it won't get good until Jan....so who knows.
I just try and pretend that skiing doesn't exist and that I love my MTB and road riding....who needs skiing.
(i do, please bring us some snow soon!)