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Thread: HEY ULLR YOU BITCH!!!!!!
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11-09-2005, 10:56 AM #1
"The Harmonizer"
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HEY ULLR YOU BITCH!!!!!!
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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11-09-2005, 11:03 AM #2
Unregistered user
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Uh oh...
This is very bad luck. apologize immediately !
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11-09-2005, 11:05 AM #3
Friendly Local
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Ullr can eat a dick for what he did to Utah this week.
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11-09-2005, 11:08 AM #4
"The Harmonizer"
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Fuck him. As soon as I get some snow, I will morph into Senor Obsequious. Until then.....
Originally Posted by Duke
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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11-09-2005, 11:09 AM #5
powdah head
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ummm... i think you all just need to relax. the snow will come....
in the meantime, i'll enjoy some good mtn biking while i still can....
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11-09-2005, 11:10 AM #6
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Do not taunt Ullr. The greatest of deities must be treated with respect.
Elvis has left the building
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11-09-2005, 11:18 AM #7
Arrrrr
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Ullr!!!! Ullr......all this time I thought we were supposed to pay homage to earl, the fat guy who lives down the street and beats his wife..I stand corrected.
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11-09-2005, 11:40 AM #8
Yes that is duct-tape
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Ullr please forgive this wayward soul for doubting you. He's just having a week moment. It's all good.
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11-09-2005, 11:51 AM #9
searching for downtime
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why oh why did i move here?!
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11-09-2005, 12:01 PM #10
The Book of Love
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People, it's still November. Calm down. Remember, last year was an abberation...and a very good one at that.
"I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
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11-09-2005, 12:04 PM #11
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karma- give thanks and praises Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller
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11-09-2005, 12:08 PM #12
Media Whore
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You're all fucking heathens. Moroni is pissed.
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11-09-2005, 12:52 PM #13
pillowpants
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Don't worry, I've taken care of it.
http://reno.craigslist.org/wan/109874366.html Originally Posted by powder11
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11-09-2005, 12:56 PM #14
Let's go, smokes.
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That's hillarious. My buddy is shaving his moustache while I type this as a sacraficial jesture. Common Ullr, don't make us road trip to Washington... Originally Posted by Tippster
You look like I need a drink.
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11-09-2005, 01:33 PM #15
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...and for what he's consistantly done to upstate New York practically my entire life. Originally Posted by Bud Green
Sorry Ullr, please puke on Adk's this year.
Who's mondo man?
Oh, he's just some dude.
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11-09-2005, 02:36 PM #16
Herb Warrior
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Me thinks Ullr is ease down outa da Arctic Circle and mess yo ass up proper like!
BOYAKASHA!!
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11-09-2005, 02:56 PM #17
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i can't believe the blatant taunting of ullr....his wrath will be mighty will no snow for you.....did you follow his rituals to the 't'? it will come...it IS only november...early november at that.
backcountry makes my wee wee tingle...
"What was once a mighty river. Now a ghost." Edward Abbey
My Adventures Originally Posted by rideit
"Feeling good is good enough."
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11-09-2005, 03:08 PM #18
happy
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Oh, shut up!!!!! Originally Posted by onehotchili
Edit, nice one, El C!!
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11-09-2005, 03:19 PM #19
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That's par for the course in Coloraddy. Originally Posted by irul&ublo
More gauze pads, please hurry!
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11-09-2005, 03:29 PM #20
I'm not a Pimp!!!
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Inignot: "Prepare yourself for a pride obliterating bitch slap." Seems appropriate. (ATHF reference)
"People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the
water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then?
WOULD IT!?!"
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Mayor of Washington, DC
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11-09-2005, 05:59 PM #21
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From the SF NOAA center:
ONE THINGS IS FOR SURE IS THAT THE PACNW IS IN FOR A MUCH WETTER WINTER COMPARED TO LAST YEAR AS IT STARTED RAINING THERE TWO WEEKS AGO AND DON'T SEE ANY LET UP IN SIGHT. IT WILL TAKE A VERY STRONG WAVE OVER THE TOP OF THIS RIDGE TO BE ABLE TO BRING ANY CHANGE IN THE WEATHER THIS FAR SOUTH. RIGHT NOW WE ARE GOOD THOUGH THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK SO ENJOY. MAYBE THANKSGIVING WEEK WE MIGHT SEE THE CHANGE. IF NOT WILL NOT SEE MUCH IN THE WAY OF SKIING OVER THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAYS.
..at least we seem to have chosen a good summit location this year.
"Great barbecue makes you want to slap your granny up the side of her head." - Southern Saying
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11-09-2005, 06:04 PM #22
who guards the guardians?
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irul must be sacrificed to appease ullr
the first to reach him and do the deed will secure blessings upon his local hillI'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.
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11-09-2005, 06:07 PM #23
Aging Badly
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Ullr would never grab mute like that.
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11-09-2005, 06:10 PM #24
Skiing = FUN
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Hail ULLR! Thank you for all the powder I have ever skied!
Hope that helps... This winter needs to be good because I probably won't see the light of day next winter...
Forgive this soul, please, o mighty deity of happy white flakes.Days on snow 06-07: 3
Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24
"Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.
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11-09-2005, 06:14 PM #25
is classy as fuck
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One time I asked my god to beat the crap out of Ullr, then we had a 3 foot dump. 3 o'clock high Ullr....
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