Check out this guys thread....
http://forum.powdermag.com/forum/sho...b=5&o=&fpart=1
Check out this guys thread....
http://forum.powdermag.com/forum/sho...b=5&o=&fpart=1
What's there to check out. Others don't waste your time.This guy BZ is talking about is a mental-furball.HE can't "rite" or"speel" for sh*t,not to mention there's little point to his purile, nonsensical BS.
Wait...
Locals wave their dicks?
NO WAY!
Can't be true.
That's the point freshie247. If your'e bored at work/home and want to read some stupid bullshit, then hell check out the thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by freshie247
Careful what you say about JH locals... Remember our Vice President lives there...
Go against him and you risk black helicopters coming in the cover of night to make you go away...
Exactly, our president waves his dick around Jackson all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by DMC Freeride
Short stack of dimes?Quote:
Originally Posted by KevinDineen
muhahahaahhahaha!!! Funny shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Hey BZ,
nothing against you,but the only thing I'd like to see is this guy get eaten alive by Jackson & it's locals!
Maybe he can start his own club there like the Jackson A-hole force.I'm sure he's a way better skier than Combs & those other poseurs that wave it.
He's actually from Casper.Quote:
Originally Posted by DMC Freeride
Hey no worries. Of course I'm not taking offense - why would I be, I didn't write the thread. Yeah, I agree with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by freshie247
I'm pretty sure he meant the beaters who claim first chair is always theirs etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by freshie247
Do you know where I can take the dick waving course?
I'm interested in working my "local steeze" back here east.
I'd prefer if it were a night course, also tuition reimbursement would be cool too.
True - but he lists JH as his residence.. Dick likes to stand under the alntler arch and wave his dick around..Quote:
Originally Posted by 72Twenty
Its good to air out your dick every once in a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by DMC Freeride
Keeps it fresh and ready.
You want funny, enter that URL into the "Valley Girl Speak Translator"! :eek:
http://www.80s.com/Entertainment/ValleyURL/
http://forum.powdermag.com/forum/sho...b=5&o=&fpart=1
I really don't want to think about Chaney's dick being in any way "fresh and ready" :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by likwid
Little neocon's have little dicks...Quote:
Originally Posted by iggyskier
He couldnt get it through his snowsuit to wave anyway...
can i get an unzip?
true....but he currently resides at teton pines....just south of the villageQuote:
Originally Posted by 72Twenty
doesnt this explain it all??? :FIREdevil
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Originally Posted by denker
jus kidding CO posse...I love you! :biggrin:
hahahahahahaha!Quote:
Originally Posted by bcrider
;)
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable
Too funny...
People spray, no matter where they are from. The egotism in JH is high but that's because of the altitude.
Cali is by far the worst. :rolleyes:
"Detachable Penis" Can't remember the name of the band that sang that song?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Suit
King MissileQuote:
Originally Posted by Trackhead
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trackhead
me niether but I call dibs!!! ;)
King Missile, my song this winter. Don't even think about stealing it!Quote:
Originally Posted by bcrider
Ha!
Can't wait to use it.
Artist: King Missile
Song: Detatchable Penis
Lyrics :
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]
Great song...
Rihgt up there with "Hello Dad... I'm In Jail"
I'm an Asshole
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Originally Posted by Trackhead
no way man! I'm rendering a special viddy to that song as we speak. suck balls!
kidding of course...on all accounts. I'm looking forward to seeing your vid this winter to this song. :D
Wristwatch...Quote:
Originally Posted by Baconzoo
as in the dennis leary song?Quote:
Originally Posted by Baconzoo
BHAFA - Zappa
Terry Bozzio on vocals.
Hmm... okay:Quote:
Originally Posted by DaveTV
Wow,
Tonight totally has top it. I motored to Jackson Hole like, you know, about 2 months ago and totally have enjoyed the country very much. But tonight I am posting this forum because it is totally one of the most respectful prints in skiing, and I wanted to vent on how shoppers in this town are so stuck up and stuck up on how bitchin' they used to beeeee in the skiing and snowboarding era it sickens me. Ya I am a Colorado native and totally have competed freestyle skiing as well as coached in freestyle for many years but what I wrighting like, you know, about tonight is totally me venting to the up in coming skiers. I totally have been to Jacson many times and loved the skiing in this area, but one thing that totally has always turned me off is totally the Jackson wanna-bees that think they can do anything in skiing. I totally have met some of the best skiers in this town and created totally awesome relationships with them (inculding TGR), but over half of the shoppers in this town are fake. Jackson Hole is totally a big name and every one who lives here thinks they totally have that big name as well (Like, duh! You will see it). I do not put down the shoppers that go out and push the envelope, I only say f___u to the ones who think that they can take credit for living in Spaz for the season and skiing that easy pow day. Tonight was like, you know, my breaking point. I as a completive skier totally have totally had enough of the BS in J Hole. Like, duh! You can never totally have a decent conversation with a stud Or Female in this town with out them telling you they are the best because they totally have lived in Jackson and the stuff they totally have done. Come on, the mountain totally has some of the best BC in the country, but that doesn’t make shoppers that ski the mountain the best in the in the country, you totally have to prove it. Every one here thinks they can take the credit for the shoppers that totally have made this place the way it is. Like, duh! Your wrong. Prove it. Anyway... So all you shoppers that are form J hole and haven't done something for skiing do it now to make up for all your bull ***** stories. I know there are plenty of you out there that can back this up, but I am sick of going to the bars and hearing how bitchin' you are since you totally have been in JH, for some time. Loose the attitude J Hole.
I wish this letter could be edited with others and put into the some powder mag, to see what responses come like, you know, about with this post.
Have a bitchin' season were ever you are.
And yet another version:
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(slow day at work)
And another!
WOW
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:the_fingeQuote:
Originally Posted by bcrider
:D
That thread was pretty retarded. The kid's prolly a great skier and wanted to go to JH to wave his own dick around. Yo!!! Colorado skier in the house! That kind of thing. And now he's crying in his wheaties because nobody's paying attention. He says everyone has to prove themselves. Sounds like he's the one that has something to prove.
And he definately needs to learn to spell/type.
There was a popup over there. And I'm using Mozilla. ??? Yuk.
Cornhole.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate
fistfuck...
I'm sorry, just because you move to JH doesn't make you a local. That makes
you a transplant. :rolleyes2