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Thread: So, Jackson Hole locals like to wave their dicks around, eah?

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    So, Jackson Hole locals like to wave their dicks around, eah?

    "Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."

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    What's there to check out. Others don't waste your time.This guy BZ is talking about is a mental-furball.HE can't "rite" or"speel" for sh*t,not to mention there's little point to his purile, nonsensical BS.
    Calmer than you dude

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    Wait...

    Locals wave their dicks?

    NO WAY!

    Can't be true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freshie247
    What's there to check out. Others don't waste your time.This guy BZ is talking about is a mental-furball.HE can't "rite" or"speel" for sh*t,not to mention there's little point to his purile, nonsensical BS.
    That's the point freshie247. If your'e bored at work/home and want to read some stupid bullshit, then hell check out the thread.
    "Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."

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    Careful what you say about JH locals... Remember our Vice President lives there...

    Go against him and you risk black helicopters coming in the cover of night to make you go away...
    The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMC Freeride
    Careful what you say about JH locals... Remember our Vice President lives there...

    Go against him and you risk black helicopters coming in the cover of night to make you go away...
    Exactly, our president waves his dick around Jackson all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevinDineen
    Exactly, our president waves his dick around Jackson all the time.
    Short stack of dimes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo
    Before it could be edited, it would have to be converted to comprehensible English. Maybe run it through Babelfish.
    muhahahaahhahaha!!! Funny shit.

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    Hey BZ,

    nothing against you,but the only thing I'd like to see is this guy get eaten alive by Jackson & it's locals!

    Maybe he can start his own club there like the Jackson A-hole force.I'm sure he's a way better skier than Combs & those other poseurs that wave it.
    Calmer than you dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMC Freeride
    Careful what you say about JH locals... Remember our Vice President lives there...

    Go against him and you risk black helicopters coming in the cover of night to make you go away...
    He's actually from Casper.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by freshie247
    Hey BZ,

    nothing against you,but the only thing I'd like to see is this guy get eaten alive by Jackson & it's locals!
    Hey no worries. Of course I'm not taking offense - why would I be, I didn't write the thread. Yeah, I agree with you.
    "Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."

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    Quote Originally Posted by freshie247
    Hey BZ,

    nothing against you,but the only thing I'd like to see is this guy get eaten alive by Jackson & it's locals!

    Maybe he can start his own club there like the Jackson A-hole force.I'm sure he's a way better skier than Combs & those other poseurs that wave it.
    I'm pretty sure he meant the beaters who claim first chair is always theirs etc.

    Do you know where I can take the dick waving course?
    I'm interested in working my "local steeze" back here east.
    I'd prefer if it were a night course, also tuition reimbursement would be cool too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty
    He's actually from Casper.
    True - but he lists JH as his residence.. Dick likes to stand under the alntler arch and wave his dick around..
    The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMC Freeride
    Dick likes to stand under the alntler arch and wave his dick around..
    Its good to air out your dick every once in a while.
    Keeps it fresh and ready.

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    You want funny, enter that URL into the "Valley Girl Speak Translator"!

    http://www.80s.com/Entertainment/ValleyURL/

    http://forum.powdermag.com/forum/sho...b=5&o=&fpart=1

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    Quote Originally Posted by likwid
    Its good to air out your dick every once in a while.
    Keeps it fresh and ready.
    I really don't want to think about Chaney's dick being in any way "fresh and ready"

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    Quote Originally Posted by iggyskier
    I really don't want to think about Chaney's dick being in any way "fresh and ready"
    Little neocon's have little dicks...

    He couldnt get it through his snowsuit to wave anyway...
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    can i get an unzip?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty
    He's actually from Casper.
    true....but he currently resides at teton pines....just south of the village

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    doesnt this explain it all???

    Quote Originally Posted by denker
    Ya I am a Colorado native...

    jus kidding CO posse...I love you!
    so many mountains...so little time

    www.splitboard.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by bcrider
    doesnt this explain it all???




    jus kidding CO posse...I love you!
    hahahahahahaha!

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    I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
    And my penis was missing again.
    This happens all the time.
    It's detachable

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    Arrow Dude Bra, you should have seen me huck like 60 feet! Stomped it!

    Too funny...

    People spray, no matter where they are from. The egotism in JH is high but that's because of the altitude.

    Cali is by far the worst.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Suit
    I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
    And my penis was missing again.
    This happens all the time.
    It's detachable
    "Detachable Penis" Can't remember the name of the band that sang that song?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trackhead
    "Detachable Penis" Can't remember the name of the band that sang that song?
    King Missile

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