If you could work for a fictional business, which one would it be, and what is your j

1) what fictional business would you want to work for? (TV, book, movie, etc)

2) what job would you have?

Dunder Mifflin. Creed's job.

Wonka Chocolate


Oompa loompa labor relations Mgr.

Tony Montana's private jet pilot.

WeWork, Adam Neumann's "job".

https://youtu.be/Ku1Xc6NT6m8

I want the job they turned down

Stark Industries - Senior Executive VP of Product Development and Testing.

Astronavigator for the Spacing Guild, duh

Roger Sterling. Or: Professor....Indiana Jones.

Staff photographer for a sorority.

Nasdaq.
Computer Systems

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Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

Nasdaq.
Computer Systems

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Nerd.

Whomever will hire me to ski first tracks, surf pr0n, and smoke weed all day. Without any other responsibilities.

Mowing the Judge's lawn is still available. Then maybe you can drop by the yacht club. Here's a quarter.

Elon Musk, Engineer

Fictional Businesses, people!

VetaVitaVegamin
Taste tester

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Originally Posted by dunfree

Elon Musk, Engineer

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reading comprehension is dead.

Columbia Coke Labs. Tester

Sassy Lassy Video Productions
Chief Assessor of Talent

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reading comprehension is dead.

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I understood the question completely

C'mon, it's dunfree's first joke I've ever seen on TGR, and it's not bad. Gotta give him credit on a rare moment.

But I get how it flies over peoples head...

You lost me at "work for". I would like to start a side gig as a golf instructor specializing giving putting lessons to trophy wives.

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Nasdaq.
Computer Systems

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I worked for NYSE data services and have visited NASDAQ computer centers. 24/7 stress is your thing? Everyone is hoping it all works.

Art Vanderlay, Latex sales.

Bull Mountain- manager

Dunder Mifflin: probably Ryan the temp.... no real responsibility, make it to executive, crash back down to temp


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You lost me at "work for". I would like to start a side gig as a golf instructor specializing giving putting lessons to trophy wives.

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So, basically: Roy McAvoy?


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I enjoyed being a stay at home mom to Andrew, but every time I watch Tommy Boy I think I could have done so much better selling car parts than those two idiots. I could have really grown that business.

I think Andrew got his love for cars from me.

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Originally Posted by 4matic

I worked for NYSE data services and have visited NASDAQ computer centers. 24/7 stress is your thing? Everyone is hoping it all works.

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So I read Buster's post the same way I read dunfree's.

Edward Poon, IRS and Commanche Indian

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Originally Posted by Toadman

Fictional Businesses, people!

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Sarcasm meter broke?

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Originally Posted by Bunion 2020

Art Vanderlay, Latex sales.

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Head of Sales for Sid Farkus Brassieres.


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Milf Island, Casting director

A business that sells sweet pickles that don’t taste like total ass.

Also buffalo mogwai limbs.

Google Foundation for Unwed Mothers.

Entry Qualification Support Supervisor.

Part of Neal McCauley's crew.

https://www.tvovermind.com/wp-conten...at-640x333.jpg

Warren Miller Productions. Director Of Filming People Falling Off Chairlifts

Vagina Surveys Inc.
Lead surveyor

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Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

Sarcasm meter broke?

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It has never worked properly