When will phUnk build his AS-X?

So phUnk has had his AS-X for almost a week now. Actually almost 2, but he was out of town the first week. The important thing is that it’s not yet built.

1) WTF?

2) Let’s start a pool on when he’ll finish and have his first ride. Winner gets, I don’t know, a picture of my dog.

If he can actually work on it in the evenings, I say he can have it built by Thursday, with the first official ride Saturday. Though I don’t think he’ll actually work on it every night.

So I say built by Saturday morning at 3am, causing him to sleep in and miss this Saturday’s Crest ride. Since by the time he gets up it’ll be too hot to do a “real” ride, first ride will be Sunday.

this should be a poll. But i say never if you continue to mock him. He won't build it just out of spite.

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So does phUnkster have all the parts for the build? Cuz I bought a frame like almost a month ago and have yet to by a single additional part to go on it (wuz I going to buy your thrice-busted fork jay?). I say he'll have the AS-X done way before I get my frame built. So probably Halloween shouldn't be a problem.

Crinkle has a point with the spite thing, though

"Thanks for shuttling us up to the Crest ride and then dropping my friend off at his house for me, phUnk. I can't wait to get home and make a thread about how you haven't had time to build your new bike. LOL!" -ZingMasta jayfrizzo

Poor guy's losing his touch. He must still be tired from walking up Puke Hill. :(

There is always the "take it to sportsden and let them build it" option since phunk knows people there and can get it built relatively cheap.

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Originally Posted by phUnk

"Thanks for shuttling us up to the Crest ride and then dropping my friend off at his house for me, phUnk. I can't wait to get home and make a thread about how you haven't had time to build your new bike. LOL!" -ZingMasta jayfrizzo

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Ooo, good comeback. On topic, too.

Though you forgot the part about driving halfway up Mill Creek Canyon following the wrong car because you're retarded, Mrs. Frizzo driving you back up to get your car, and me buying you lunch because you forgot your wallet (also because you're retarded).

Good one, though. Man, you cut me down so low that now I have to hold a sign that says "don't spit, I can't swim."

I say 3 weeks. I mean, he did promise pics ages ago. The least he could have done is post a pic of the frame, all the components lying on the ground, and him standing next to it scratching his head.

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Originally Posted by jayfrizzo

Ooo, good comeback. On topic, too.

Though you forgot the part about driving halfway up Mill Creek Canyon following the wrong car because you're retarded, Mrs. Frizzo driving you back up to get your car, and me buying you lunch because you forgot your wallet (also because you're retarded).

Good one, though. Man, you cut me down so low that now I have to hold a sign that says "don't spit, I can't swim."

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You fronting me money for lunch is on topic too.

This is a shitty thread that's not funny. It's just dumb. *shrug*

Why are you so cranky today?

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Originally Posted by phUnk

Why are you so cranky today?

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Because you didn't spoon me at the top of Puke Hill.

It was supposed to be a joke, ribbing you into building your bike, buddy. No harm meant.

Hey fucktards, I'm leaving work right now to go home and build my bike! :the_finge

Sheeze louise!

If you need help finishing (or starting) your bike, I'm home Wednesday from Seattle. Bring the parts, a 6er of PBR and you'll be ripping AS-X goodness by Thursday morning. (headset press, bottom bracket tool, facing, bleeding, etc..)

You and Jay are cute.... :tongue:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Altagirl

You and Jay are cute.... :tongue:

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I'm cute, phUnk is just soaking in my glow.

Update: I have his chain breaker :D

FUCKING MOTHERBITCH POODLEHUMPING COCK-KNOCKER CRUSADER!!! [/real-time update]

Update: I have a key to Jay's house. :D

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Originally Posted by phUnk

FUCKING MOTHERBITCH POODLEHUMPING COCK-KNOCKER CRUSADER!!! [/real-time update]

Update: I have a key to Jay's house. :D

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Phunky is having a hard day... and Frizzo is just permanently grumpy and mean ;)

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When will phUnk build his AS-X?

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A long time before I build mine.

phUnky,

i've got some unloved old purple anodized bar ends with your name on them if'n you need them to make your ride "all that".

Because I, unlike the others, care. Maybe we can go get a soda sometime?

your pal,

Tap

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Originally Posted by Tap

phUnky,

i've got some unloved old purple anodized bar ends with your name on them if'n you need them to make your ride "all that".

Because I, unlike the others, care. Maybe we can go get a soda sometime?

your pal,

Tap

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fuck you and the rest of you fucking fucks.

ps. my front derailleur doesn't fit wtf fucking shit fuck jayfrizzo cumguzzling bitchjerk.

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Originally Posted by phUnk

fuck you and the rest of you fucking fucks.

ps. my front derailleur doesn't fit wtf fucking shit fuck jayfrizzo cumguzzling bitchjerk.

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Did you try the hammer? That should make it fit.

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Originally Posted by Darkside

Did you try the hammer? That should make it fit.

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No. It is not yet hammer time.

SRAM front derailleur goes back. Stock LX one goes on the bike. No problem. I hate jayfrizzo. Shut up.

Get on that shiz phUnk! Don' be a hater GayJizzo!

'Ho

My build is going swimingly, thanks for asking.

old handlebar and hammer as headset removal device - check
5/8" threaded bar, 2 nuts and 4 washers as a headset press - check
Truvativ/Shimano BB tool that only works on one side of my multi-modal bottom bracket -check...wait, WTF! Who makes a BB that takes Truvativ style on one cup and RaceFace style on the other. Oooohhh, Shimano does, nevermind.

Apparently I have to compress the suspension to get the front mech on, which is pointless until I can install the cranks. Prolly gonna need some more chain too. Can you mix SRAM chain w/ Shimano chain? My wallet is getting thin.

Edit: Anybody got a BB tool like this I can borrow:
http://www.parktool.com/images/tools/BBT_2.jpg

Double edit: It's actually BBT-2 style on both sides and Truvativ style on only 1 side. Sup wit dat?

SRAM sucks folks ;) How long could it take to build a bike?

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Originally Posted by bagtagley

Can you mix SRAM chain w/ Shimano chain?

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Different pins, I think.

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Originally Posted by Tap

phUnky,

i've got some unloved old purple anodized bar ends with your name on them if'n you need them to make your ride "all that".

Because I, unlike the others, care. Maybe we can go get a soda sometime?

your pal,

Tap

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I'm hurt. Didn't you offer them to me to build up my bike??? Unless someone else had some anodized purple bar ends they offered.

Yup, right here, read it and weep. But I think the purple will clash with the pink furry seat cover from p-tex and the strawberry shortcake basket from biggins. The rainbow tassles might pull it all together, though.

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Originally Posted by powderwhore

Don' be a hater GayJizzo!

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I ain't hatin', I just want him to build that shizzle so he can shred even harder than he already does, which is quite hard.

Go phUnk Go! Zip boom bah!

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Originally Posted by phUnk

No. It is not yet hammer time.

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Does that mean you want us to touch you?

Update!

Busted on a technicality: My POS $2 chainbreaker keeps mangling the outer plates when it pops the chain pin out. Fucking fuck. Now I need a new pin and a new breaker (wikka wikka.) :mad:

^^Thats why you don't buy crappy tools!^^