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10/22. I'm going to hell.
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10/22. I'm going to hell.
I'm going to hell for being a sports fan :eek: :eek: :eek: ?
that's not the only thing - 11/22
Oh that's awesome : Christians saying Hypocrites go to hell... (only 9). If any thread was screaming out for a poll, it's this one :-P
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As a church-going Christian, I just wanted to point out that I, and most people like me, hate stuff like that sign.
It gives everyone a bad name.
Carry on..
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Originally Posted by pube-in-my-taco
I think your just sensitive about scoring at least a 5 or 6 on their scale ;)
Hehe.. I'm still trying to figure out the sports fans thing.
Do gapers count as sports fans? If so I'm going to Dante's 9th level.
I do so much better (worse) on purity tests. 3/22
My whoremonger status has just bought me a ticket.....
B)
They left out the sanctimonius & self righteous who think they speak for God.
ok im gong to hell. 7/22
....so giving myself +2 for credit back on the sanctimonious/self righteous, I'm still in single digits.Quote:
Originally Posted by freshie247
Wait - masturbators?
ARRRRRRGH!
Well, here I am watching ESPN (on Sunday because I'm an atheist) because my psychic told me my team would cover the spread while I pull tubes, drink a 40, and read the escort personals looking for a "date" tonight, I'm on the phone I stole from work with my wicca-practicing lesbian-prostitute sister that I pimp on the block telling her that I'm broke when I really have tons of cash because I love money. I'm also masturbating to barely legal and I plan to tell my neighbors that they're living in sin next time I see them. Hey, it's just they way I've evolved.
Did I get 'em all?
its saturday you stoner and you better return the phone before I send the family after ya.Quote:
Originally Posted by YetiMan
No wonder So UT is on fire
Do I count pretending to be a lesbian on the internet?
Phew. Glad to hear that murderers are in the clear.
Hypothetical question. If I were an Atheist, wouldn't I be excluded from the list? If I don't believe in Hell, how can I go to Hell?
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Originally Posted by Blizzard7763
Are you looking for directions? You wanna go to hell? Head out to the Milli-Vanilli/Vanilla Ice comeback tour!
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Originally Posted by Woodsy
***sigh***the only part that was true was the masturbation.
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Your belief could be wrong, that's how. Your belief does not determine reality.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blizzard7763
To take it out of metaphysical terms, saying "If I don't believe in Hell, how can I go to Hell?" is like saying "I don't believe there is a cliff there, so how can I fall of the cliff?"
You can then say "I don't believe in gravity" all the way down.
Disclaimer: I DEFINITELY don't want to get into a "which belief is right" conversation, I'm just answering your hypothetical question.
Fair enough. I DEFINITELY don't want to get into that argument, either. That was a good answer, though. Thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by pube-in-my-taco
8/22. but if the right person wants to pay me to have sex with them, I'm not going to refuse the money.
I guess it all depends on which 3 you got. If you are a drunkard, whore-mongering child molester I would say you are doing pretty well (or badly).Quote:
Originally Posted by Dromond
But it is nice to know that Jesus approves of voilence, murder and all drugs other than alcohol and pot. :FIREdevil
Including tobacco..Quote:
Originally Posted by skea 457
I don't understand some of these fundamentalist Christians. Bringing people to Jesus without coercion, fearmongering, or pressure is a central point to nearly every church I've been to - I'm not sure what people who make signs like that intend to accomplish. Contrary to popular belief, hatred of others is definitely not a Christian value.
The opposite extreme are the empty promises: "Make Jesus your choice and you'll drive a Rolls Royce." I hate stuff like that. Neither extreme is well thought out or based on biblical principals.
Case in point: How many homosexuals has godhatesfags.com converted to being straight? "Zero" would be my guess. That guy has a personal agenda. I wish he would stop.
The truth about hell
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"As a communist I don’t believe in heaven or the Bible but as a scientist I now believe in hell," said Dr. Azzacove. "Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw and we know what we heard. And we are absolutely convinced that we drilled through the gates of hell!"
Dr. Azzacove continued, ". . .the drill suddenly began to rotate wildly, indicating that we had reached a large empty pocket or cavern. Temperature sensors showed a dramatic increase in heat to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit."
"We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements we heard a human voice screaming in pain! At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment."
"But when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren’t those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans!"
who can beat a 13...only someone who is both a homosexual and a lesbian i beleive..anyone?
I keep scoring 15 or 16!?WTF? and I thought I was a decent guy. :frown: Maybe I'd better call my X wife and tell her she was right. Screw it I'll just have another beer. :fuckyou: