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posted another summer thread?
i already know why i'm a bad person but we all wonder, right? let us submit to the collective's brutal judgment the failings that may or may not end us up in hell should imaginary dad in the sky turn out to be real!
let's hear your questions!
so the format is:
"am i bad because i X?"
we want to have a nice mix of questions and flippant, hilarious answers mixed in with bitter, random verbal assaults by moneyed assholes with nothing better to do!
am i bad because i implied that there may be some moneyed assholes here?
Lately indiscretions seem to find me.
And then I feel shame.
that's not a question! hopefully, the teachers will pitch in to help the lawyers follow instructions! :)
what a lazy and boring thread
fuck off
that's not a question and this thread is perfect for you.
good and bad are constructs created by the ruling class to control serfs
this is just a digital avatar
not a person
am i bad because: I'm in ur constructz, controllin ur serfz?
...because I wonder how many pounds of feces the average person is carrying around inside them?
yes but you're my digital avatar for my entertainment. hop to it, digidrew.Quote:
Originally Posted by digitaldeath
i know the answer to that! do you want meat products or everything else?Quote:
Originally Posted by riser3
at least spook posted some interesting words...
The answer is almost none if they're healthy.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser3
So do healthy people carry their feces on the outside of them? How big is a healthy colostomy bag?Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronWright
Am I bad because--when I was about 10, playing dodgeball at school, when a girl would catch a ball she would give it to a boy she liked. As one of the class nerds I was never the recipient--except once when the ugliest girl in the class caught the ball and very excitedly ran up and gave it to me. I was so embarrassed I gave the ball to someone else. And felt bad about it for 50+ years. Unfortunately not the only time I've judged a girl or a woman by her looks.
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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Ok then.Quote:
Originally Posted by wyeaster
Why do indiscretions keep finding me?
And if they do, why do I feel shame?
Follow up, should I?
....used to get boners at church?
That's one indiscretion that has never been a problem, or even a thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Take that one off the list.
Spook is a bad person
If havin a boner fer Jesus is wrong, I don't wanna be right....Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
If there's one thing I've learned from TGR forums, it's this.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Most healthy people shit it out daily.Quote:
Originally Posted by zartagen
If that were true then colonoscopy prep wouldn't be a thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronWright
Back when people cared about such things, most men wore hats and used em to hide the evidence.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Now adays no one give a fuck, and very few men wear hats or bother to take em off. I say you are just fine.
There is always a little residual. Not pounds of feces. Unless you're constipated or have a large bowel obstruction there isn't large quantities of stool in your colon. How many colon surgeries have you witnessed?Quote:
Originally Posted by riser3
Aaron, are you saying that story of everyone walking around with 5 lbs of digesting meat in their guts isn't true?????
Oh yeah, it's true we find hot dogs, burgers and steaks all the time in peoples colons.Quote:
Originally Posted by tom tuttle from tacoma washington
As long as you have some buns and maybe a little corn on the cob....... BBQ!!!!!
No wonder you sometimes seem to be in a bad mood.Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronWright
:wink:
Ever lose your watch while your in there?Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronWright
She always knows what I want for Christmas.
i bet that pawn market in wenatchee is fat