am i a bad person because i...

[wyeaster]

posted another summer thread?

i already know why i'm a bad person but we all wonder, right? let us submit to the collective's brutal judgment the failings that may or may not end us up in hell should imaginary dad in the sky turn out to be real!

let's hear your questions!

so the format is:

"am i bad because i X?"

we want to have a nice mix of questions and flippant, hilarious answers mixed in with bitter, random verbal assaults by moneyed assholes with nothing better to do!

[wyeaster]

am i bad because i implied that there may be some moneyed assholes here?

[BmillsSkier]

Lately indiscretions seem to find me.

And then I feel shame.

[wyeaster]

that's not a question! hopefully, the teachers will pitch in to help the lawyers follow instructions!

[digitaldeath]

what a lazy and boring thread

fuck off

[wyeaster]

that's not a question and this thread is perfect for you.

[digitaldeath]

good and bad are constructs created by the ruling class to control serfs

this is just a digital avatar

not a person

[ill-advised strategy]

am i bad because: I'm in ur constructz, controllin ur serfz?

[riser4]

...because I wonder how many pounds of feces the average person is carrying around inside them?

[wyeaster]

good and bad are constructs created by the ruling class to control serfs

this is just a digital avatar

not a person

yes but you're my digital avatar for my entertainment. hop to it, digidrew.

[wyeaster]

...because I wonder how many pounds of feces the average person is carrying around inside them?

i know the answer to that! do you want meat products or everything else?

[digitaldeath]

at least spook posted some interesting words...

[MagnificentUnicorn]

...because I wonder how many pounds of feces the average person is carrying around inside them?

The answer is almost none if they're healthy.

[zartagen]

The answer is almost none if they're healthy.

So do healthy people carry their feces on the outside of them? How big is a healthy colostomy bag?

[old goat]

Am I bad because--when I was about 10, playing dodgeball at school, when a girl would catch a ball she would give it to a boy she liked. As one of the class nerds I was never the recipient--except once when the ugliest girl in the class caught the ball and very excitedly ran up and gave it to me. I was so embarrassed I gave the ball to someone else. And felt bad about it for 50+ years. Unfortunately not the only time I've judged a girl or a woman by her looks.

[BmillsSkier]

Lately indiscretions seem to find me.

And then I feel shame.

that's not a question! hopefully, the teachers will pitch in to help the lawyers follow instructions!

Ok then.

Why do indiscretions keep finding me?

And if they do, why do I feel shame?

Follow up, should I?

[AK47bp]

....used to get boners at church?

[BmillsSkier]

....used to get boners at church?

That's one indiscretion that has never been a problem, or even a thought.

Take that one off the list.

[digitaldeath]

Spook is a bad person

[AK47bp]

That's one indiscretion that has never been a problem, or even a thought.

Take that one off the list.

If havin a boner fer Jesus is wrong, I don't wanna be right....

[BmillsSkier]

If havin a boner fer Jesus is wrong, I don't wanna be right....

If there's one thing I've learned from TGR forums, it's this.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

So do healthy people carry their feces on the outside of them? How big is a healthy colostomy bag?

Most healthy people shit it out daily.

[riser4]

Most healthy people shit it out daily.

If that were true then colonoscopy prep wouldn't be a thing.

[tom tuttle from tacoma washington]

....used to get boners at church?

Back when people cared about such things, most men wore hats and used em to hide the evidence.

Now adays no one give a fuck, and very few men wear hats or bother to take em off. I say you are just fine.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

If that were true then colonoscopy prep wouldn't be a thing.

There is always a little residual. Not pounds of feces. Unless you're constipated or have a large bowel obstruction there isn't large quantities of stool in your colon. How many colon surgeries have you witnessed?