Just thought I'd start another random pointless thread and say that, holy shit I actully got a chicks phone number (I'm sorta shy, when not on the internet of course)
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Just thought I'd start another random pointless thread and say that, holy shit I actully got a chicks phone number (I'm sorta shy, when not on the internet of course)
jeezus goddamned christ!!
maybe if you were a little more shy on the internet you'd be less shy off it -- and you'd actually get laid. i don't want to put you on ignore, cuz you're not trying to be obnoxious... but this board is starting to read like your fukkin diary. :mad:
You don't have to start a new thread for EVERYTHING that ever happens to you. :cussing:
now get off your computer and go call the bitch! ;)
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Originally Posted by focus
No way - gotta wait 2 day minimum, or else you seem desperate.
Aw hell, you are desperate, and she can probably smell it on ya.
She must be desperate too, so hurry up and finger bang that bitch so you can wander around AK smelling your finger like this :fmicon:
P.S. Focus is right - TGR is not your personal diary. start a blog if you have to.
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Originally Posted by ScottG
everything you just said is mint 100% pure gold
i nominate you for best use of the fm ever
Damn some people never change. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by focus
Nah nobody would read my blog, people for some reason read and bump all of this shit :confused:
Stop reading the phone book.
Nice going, AKPM! You know, if you really feel like talking to her, go ahead and call. Fuck all that 2-day minimum (or any other dating "rule" for that matter) wait before calling crap. Call her and talk.
Also, no pics until you've actually gone out a couple of times and maybe even kissed her. I don't want any premature jinxing (or premature anything) happening here.
Good luck!
I second this notion BITCHES!Quote:
Originally Posted by lax
Hate to be the one to break this to ya, but "867-5309" isn't a real phone number.
AKPM's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
AKPM's good conscience: For shame! AKPM, I'm surprised at you!
AKPM's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
AKPM's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever. ...I'm proud of you, AKPM.
AKPM's evil conscience: You homo.
When the Governor speaks, you listen.
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Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
You mean Jenny isn't there anymore???
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Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
Yes it is, it got sold on ebay recently (to a pizza parlor).
Way to go Cuz!
Just remember, when you get to 3rd base. It's the 1st hole, not the 2nd!
And don't worry, it's human nature to do this :fm: after.
Here's another tip: If and when you decide to to go down and taste the chum bucket, make sure you get a sample via the :fm: before you go down. Cause once your down, your obligated to finish.
God damn, you got me all worked up. I think I'm going to go get a bologne sandwich. I'm outa here!
Fuck her brains out so we can stop hearing about your angst.
Bwaaaa haaaa.Quote:
Originally Posted by bc powder hog
Listen to your cuz. He speaks the truth.
Taste testing is always a good idea.
Just be real real subtle in that sniff. Dont let her catch you doing it.
fucking.awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by ScottG
All good suggestions.
Remember, if it starts with 1-900, it is probably a fake. Just FYI.
that's cute how you guys have matching avatars.
And if you end up with one in each all you have to remember is .... how do you hold a chicken wing? Or a sixer for that matter?Quote:
Originally Posted by bc powder hog
FOLLOW UP!!!
True brofessionals get both when rounding third with "THE SHOCKER":Quote:
Originally Posted by bc powder hog
http://sepwww.stanford.edu/sep/bill/...-Images/50.jpg
Two in the pink, one in the stink, and a thumb for courtesy.
I called today she called back WTF???
Oh yes, the crusty bowling ball grip. Two in the pink, thumb in the stink.Quote:
Originally Posted by FNG
You're on roll! Today was a good day, huh? So how'd the conversation go?Quote:
Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
Her: Hey this is (Name here)Quote:
Originally Posted by flabango
Me: Hey I called to see if you wanted to go hiking but you weren't around so I went with nate, the snow rules
Nate (in background yelling at me): holy shit its actully her, holy shit patty
Her: Sweet
Me: I'm actully on a mountain right now.
Her: Sweet
Me: Anyhow I have to get off this mountain, so I'll see you tomorrow
Her: Definately
Hang up ski sick pow watch nate huck.
CLOSE THE DEAL!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
Make a firm date to do something with her.
Hiking can be good, but in winter you need to factor in cold shrinkage.
Plus if its gnar terrain, its harder to hold hands.
Maybe a movie or dinner something could work.
Once you are with her, if you cant sense when she wants to be kissed (this skill takes experience to learn), or if you dont have the balls to just kiss her like in the movies, then TELL her you wanna kiss her, or shes so beautiful you'd love to kiss here. Her response to that will be "why don't you"
Once your kissin, let it get hot and heavy and go for some titty.
Dude, she wants you. dont fuck it up like a bad TR.
so...was it a:Quote:
Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
"...sweet... :rolleyes: " or a "Sweet!"
FUCK THIS AKPM!Quote:
Originally Posted by ScottG
DO NOT DO THIS WHATEVER YOU DO! 1st of all ladies like a man to take charge. They do not want some guy who can not read their signals, they will think you are an iddiot if you ASK to kiss them.
Look for the signs like:
Looking you in the eye (If she no like AKPM, this won't happen)
Touching you ANYWHERE (I don't care if its your fingernail, if they touch you they like you).
Laughing at your lame jokes.
Good conversation (Try not to talk about yourself all the time and don't mention this board.)
If you get 2 of these its a good bet you can get some type of lovin, but nothing is a for sure, you could probably fuck up a wet dream.
Let her know alittle about you but always leave her lingering for more information. It's more about getter to know her. And set a FIRM date.
Definatley bring up this board. then time it to see how fast she leaves.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheDingleberry
Ask her is she knows what an ATM is. :FIREdevil
No offense AKPM but being a lady, I have to say that Dingleberry is right on with his advice.....
If we touch you anywhere, we are most definitely interested....
You have the name muleskinner and you're a female thats hot. :FIREdevilQuote:
Originally Posted by MuleSkinner
And if she punches or slaps you, she is still interested, and she might get a little rough later too .......Quote:
Originally Posted by MuleSkinner
So get the funk on.Quote:
Originally Posted by doofdoof
All y'all are right on. Women do want a take charge guy.
But, AKPM admitted he's "a little shy" and he is stoked about a phone number (not about a particular girl or a particular phone number, but it seems any phone number).
He may find it easier to ask for the kiss rather than waiting for "the right time" to kiss her (is it when you drop her off, in between the meal and desert, or when you first pick her up, or after she blows you?)
I was just trying to think back to junior high before I knew how to read girls signals well enough to dominate them, pin them down and fuck them silly.
If he's so shy that he might go the whole date without planting a peck, then far better to ask than to be such a dork that you blow the first date entirely, confuse the fuck out of her, make her think you are not interested, and end up in "The Friend Zone"
Going to the rock gym tomorrow :D seriously WTF is going on? THis must be an eloborate hoax
Uhh...not all women...Quote:
Originally Posted by ScottG
http://store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1836_183531725