I got a phone number today

[ak_powder_monkey]

Just thought I'd start another random pointless thread and say that, holy shit I actully got a chicks phone number (I'm sorta shy, when not on the internet of course)

[focus]

jeezus goddamned christ!!

maybe if you were a little more shy on the internet you'd be less shy off it -- and you'd actually get laid. i don't want to put you on ignore, cuz you're not trying to be obnoxious... but this board is starting to read like your fukkin diary.

You don't have to start a new thread for EVERYTHING that ever happens to you.

now get off your computer and go call the bitch!

[ScottG]

jeezus goddamned christ!!

maybe if you were a little more shy on the internet you'd be less shy off it -- and you'd actually get laid. i don't want to put you on ignore, cuz you're not trying to be obnoxious... but this board is starting to read like your fukkin diary.

You don't have to start a new thread for EVERYTHING that ever happens to you.

now get off your computer and go call the bitch!

No way - gotta wait 2 day minimum, or else you seem desperate.
Aw hell, you are desperate, and she can probably smell it on ya.
She must be desperate too, so hurry up and finger bang that bitch so you can wander around AK smelling your finger like this

P.S. Focus is right - TGR is not your personal diary. start a blog if you have to.

[lax]

No way - gotta wait 2 day minimum, or else you seem desperate.
Aw hell, you are desperate, and she can probably smell it on ya.
She must be desperate too, so hurry up and finger bang that bitch so you can wander around AK smelling your finger like this

P.S. Focus is right - TGR is not your personal diary. start a blog if you have to.

everything you just said is mint 100% pure gold

i nominate you for best use of the fm ever

[Sublime]

jeezus goddamned christ!!

maybe if you were a little more shy on the internet you'd be less shy off it -- and you'd actually get laid. i don't want to put you on ignore, cuz you're not trying to be obnoxious... but this board is starting to read like your fukkin diary.

You don't have to start a new thread for EVERYTHING that ever happens to you.

now get off your computer and go call the bitch!

Damn some people never change.

[ak_powder_monkey]

Nah nobody would read my blog, people for some reason read and bump all of this shit

[FNG]

Stop reading the phone book.

[Viva]

Nice going, AKPM! You know, if you really feel like talking to her, go ahead and call. Fuck all that 2-day minimum (or any other dating "rule" for that matter) wait before calling crap. Call her and talk.

Also, no pics until you've actually gone out a couple of times and maybe even kissed her. I don't want any premature jinxing (or premature anything) happening here.

Good luck!

[TheDingleberry]

i nominate you for best use of the fm ever

I second this notion BITCHES!

[El Chupacabra]

Hate to be the one to break this to ya, but "867-5309" isn't a real phone number.

[Spicoli]

Just thought I'd start another random pointless thread and say that, holy shit I actully got a chicks phone number (I'm sorta shy, when not on the internet of course)

AKPM's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
AKPM's good conscience: For shame! AKPM, I'm surprised at you!
AKPM's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
AKPM's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever. ...I'm proud of you, AKPM.
AKPM's evil conscience: You homo.

[Superstar Punani]

When the Governor speaks, you listen.

[ScottG]

Hate to be the one to break this to ya, but "867-5309" isn't a real phone number.

You mean Jenny isn't there anymore???

[Telenater]

Hate to be the one to break this to ya, but "867-5309" isn't a real phone number.

Yes it is, it got sold on ebay recently (to a pizza parlor).

[bc powder hog]

Way to go Cuz!

Just remember, when you get to 3rd base. It's the 1st hole, not the 2nd!

And don't worry, it's human nature to do this after.

Here's another tip: If and when you decide to to go down and taste the chum bucket, make sure you get a sample via the before you go down. Cause once your down, your obligated to finish.

God damn, you got me all worked up. I think I'm going to go get a bologne sandwich. I'm outa here!

[AfroMullet]

Fuck her brains out so we can stop hearing about your angst.

[ScottG]

Here's another tip: If and when you decide to to go down and taste the chum bucket, make sure you get a sample via the before you go down. Cause once your down, your obligated to finish.

Bwaaaa haaaa.
Listen to your cuz. He speaks the truth.

Taste testing is always a good idea.

Just be real real subtle in that sniff. Dont let her catch you doing it.

[Z]

No way - gotta wait 2 day minimum, or else you seem desperate.
Aw hell, you are desperate, and she can probably smell it on ya.
She must be desperate too, so hurry up and finger bang that bitch so you can wander around AK smelling your finger like this

P.S. Focus is right - TGR is not your personal diary. start a blog if you have to.

fucking.awesome.

[warthog]

All good suggestions.


Remember, if it starts with 1-900, it is probably a fake. Just FYI.

[focus]

that's cute how you guys have matching avatars.

[doofdoof]

Just remember, when you get to 3rd base. It's the 1st hole, not the 2nd!

And if you end up with one in each all you have to remember is .... how do you hold a chicken wing? Or a sixer for that matter?

[Viva]

FOLLOW UP!!!

[TheDingleberry]

Just remember, when you get to 3rd base. It's the 1st hole, not the 2nd!

True brofessionals get both when rounding third with "THE SHOCKER":

[FNG]

Two in the pink, one in the stink, and a thumb for courtesy.

[ak_powder_monkey]

I called today she called back WTF???