please stop it
it's worse than a high five
dumber than the dumbest shakabrah shake
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please stop it
it's worse than a high five
dumber than the dumbest shakabrah shake
Dude, bro, come on, I mean the fist bump?, shit, like dude come on.
I think I got knuckle warts from bumpin too much knuck with my redbull rep. He gets extreme, I get extreme, knuckles start bumpin, it's out of hand.
Fist bump! I was hoping this was going to be more interesting and you'd forgot to add the "ing" on the end of fist. Never mind
mee too, oh well:(
Racist code words?
What are your thoughts re: the chest bump?
Any room for an ironic fist bump? p#d
I wanna bring back the black power salute.
And Bell-bottoms.
You're just doing it wrong.
Who voted telemike TGR enforcer?
No hi-fives. No fist bump. What do you plan to do... suck their dick?
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Originally Posted by Tippster
sounds like that's working for you, Scott - and you don't even have to take yer board off in the lift line to do it. Just move outta the way a bit please. We're trying to load the lift here.Quote:
Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
The only way to properly greet telemike , is to slap him on the ass and call him Nancy .
telemike = cup the balls, stroke the shaft
what about the brofist?
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my kid likes the fist bump so I'll still keep doing it.
I respectfully disagree. I know what I do with my hands so I could only imagine what the rest of you filthy fuckers are doing with yours. Fist bump over a hand shake is just fine with me any time, keep your poop & semen to yourself.
Fist bump to that bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by telemike
THAT's your pet peeve? Seriously, drop the neuroses; you must have other if the fist bump is bothering you.
Besides, they're great if you or the other person might have a cold, or your hand is dirty or something.
hell yes, early morning lift line socializing is best done with gloved hands & ample fist bumping.Quote:
Originally Posted by PowerWhore7
for that matter selectively sharing my reefertransfer system has also been a healthy choice.
Fist bumps are so clean, though. Less germ swapping, never awkward, always a positive vibe.
ohh, so edgy, using my real name. Hey everybody, he knows my name is Scott! Anyone care to know my last name? Or my address? phone perhaps? I'm sure you can get all that from Todd since you continue to brag about how you're bed fellows.Quote:
Originally Posted by telemike
You're such a fag mike.
hey thanks!
I think there are more important things to worry about like is iceman wearing stretchy jeans post Turkeyday?
http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/u...imagesbump.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
Thanks Tipp.
Bump!
bump bump
Better or worse than the pole tap?
Listen,
I don't always like to shake hands.....I have either just taken a piss, or I suspect the guy who extends his hand at me has just taken a piss.... The fist bump covers my fears, and still gives, and gets, respect.
not from me
as I tell my 7 year old, you don't have to shake hands to get or give respect - eye contact and a proper greeting are enough for me - a high five or a fist bump is just silly
I don't want to shake everyone's hand either - you should see some of the dbags that come into the liquor store I work at - no fucking way I'm touching some of them
and the only reason I bump bumped this is because I saw it again and loved the gif of that man bumping that girl with his tummy
I don't really fucking care if you fist bump or fist fuck or whatever - just don't be surprised when I look at you like you're some sorta idiot and don't respond when you put your stupid fist out
I love it when someone scoffs at my fist bump-offer-rebuttal of a handshake, so I give them a hug.
I'm down with the hug. I especially like hugging uptight people I don't know.
and if some asshole tries to shake my hand, I like to put my thumb in my palm and give him a wet fish - that really makes people uncomfortable - I did that to the RE agent who sponsors my kid's soccer team the other day - I didn't even have to talk to him after that - he just sorta ran away
sorry - I just don't like it
I dunno man.
You show up for Front row at the powder day line up, And 4 other Maggots show up also, fuck Yea! Fist bump.!!
best when you are greeting multiple people acknowledging the shared experience of something cool
but it overdone on occasion
Just read other posts, I DO NOT LIKE the MAN HUG
Long lingering inappropriate man-hugs are a great way to drive away people you really do not want to talk to at parties. Add a wink and they'll avoid you all night.
MTT
I hope to meet you and hug you and make you feel uncomfortable in front of all your friends some day
I'm with Telemike on this one
A fist bump is like you're instantly friends with those
Douchenozzles from high school
I'll initiate the fist bump in an athletic environment, golf, skiing, etc... Not a social environment.
Had a group of super jock college chicks near us at the beach last week playing all kinds of beach games. They took bumping to another level, non stop fist bumps then they threw in a few jumping belly bumps for good measure, the kids were amazed by it.
Now my girls belly bump on the soccer field.
This thread needs a good set of cheek kisses.
Whatz amatter with a good old fashion sac tap. Keep it simple.