You Utards are some sick puppies

The latest example.

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Six People—including one man named Tracy Jordan—were arrested in Utah after torturing their newest roommate over a disturbingly long period of time. Around 9 p.m. on Friday, the sixsome forced 41-year-old Thomas Chapman into the basement at gunpoint after accusing him of a set-up. (One of the roommates had apparently been held at gunpoint several times earlier in the week and blamed Chapman). Shit proceeded to hit the fan.

According to reports, the victims lips were stapled shut, his chest and ears were stapled, he was brutally slashed with a knife, drilled with a power tool, and repeatedly hit with objects from around the house.

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Where was Liz Lemon when this all went down?

Was he doused in gasoline and have his ear cut off with Super Sounds of the Seventies playing in the background?

The repressive religious nature of Utah produces a ton of crime and even more weirdos.

Such a fucking backwater.

Sounds like a fun house

One has to wonder where they took a wrong turn to end up in that environment.

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Originally Posted by Blurred

The repressive religious nature of Utah produces a ton of crime and even more weirdos.

Such a fucking backwater.

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I'm not sure its anything about religion. The pnw seems to have a higher than average percentage of wierdos and crazies and its fairly liberal.




If someone did that shit to me I'd probably kill them and hope the jury would empathize with me. I wonder if they will be charged with attempted murder, it seems pretty unlikely to me they weren't going to kill him after all that.

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Originally Posted by leroy jenkins

I'm not sure its anything about religion. The pnw seems to have a higher than average percentage of wierdos and crazies and its fairly liberal.
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Well, either way, SLC is a fucking weird, weird town full of weird, weird people.

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Originally Posted by Blurred

The repressive religious nature of Utah produces a ton of crime and even more weirdos.

Such a fucking backwater.

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This has nothing to do with Utah and Mormons. This kinda shit goes on all over the western US in depressed rual areas.

This stroy could haver come out of Sandy Valley NV. Sierraville CA or Greeley CO. Same shit oll over.

But yea Salt Lake City has some of the most OUT THERE freaks I have ever seen

There's a bit of controversy in the comment section about wether or not his "roommates" are meth heads. That was my first thought, but, I don't know, they look too healthy. Except for bottom right.

In my defense, I thought he stole my oneie.

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Originally Posted by Benny Profane

There's a bit of controversy in the comment section about wether or not his "roommates" are meth heads. That was my first thought, but, I don't know, they look too healthy. Except for bottom right.

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Top left has done meth, but maybe not in a while. Top right has maybe not done tons but has used more recently, probably with bottom right. I bet all except possibly bottom left have done lots of coke.

One might add that a situation where you have 6 roommates (at least three of which appear to be over 40?) might be a little sketch regardless?

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Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Was he doused in gasoline and have his ear cut off with Super Sounds of the Seventies playing in the background?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0poqlbcGxs

Who would move in with that crowd? Bottom R will sue the blog writer for defamation.Top center looks friendly.Was this a marriage made from craigslist?

Here's the kicker - He worked at Staples.

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Originally Posted by splat

Here's the kicker - He worked at Staples.

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Cymbal crash, bass drum hits.

I hate it when they get all butthurt after forgetting the safe word.

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Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Cymbal crash, bass drum hits.

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Benny, this is the second time I've had to fix your post in this thread....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIWjqrqp2vw

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Originally Posted by Blurred

Well, either way, SLC is a fucking weird, weird town full of weird, weird people.

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Better than boring.

How does one beg for his life when his lips are stapled together?

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Originally Posted by Big Steve

How does one beg for his life when his lips are stapled together?

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http://www.flarerecord.com/wp-conten...lic-friend.jpg

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Originally Posted by Blurred

Well, either way, SLC is a fucking weird, weird town full of weird, weird people.

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I concur. I lived there for 6 yrs and the greatest snow on earth just ain't worth dealing with the daily shit show of retardedness going on there. People living in Utah can justify it any way they want, but it doesn't change the fact that there's more than their fair share of disturbing things happening which most folks living there don't even bat an eye at.

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Originally Posted by Big Steve

How does one beg for his life when his lips are stapled together?

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That crossed my mind, too.

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Originally Posted by Parvo

In my defense, I thought he stole my oneie.

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Lulz... been sitting on that joke for a while.

This confirms Jim Rome's theory that you should never have roommates when you are over the age of 35.

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Originally Posted by Blurred

Well, either way, SLC is a fucking weird, weird town full of weird, weird people.

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And trust me on this one, it's getting weirder by the fvcking minute.