You Utards are some sick puppies

[frorider]

The latest example.

Six People—including one man named Tracy Jordan—were arrested in Utah after torturing their newest roommate over a disturbingly long period of time. Around 9 p.m. on Friday, the sixsome forced 41-year-old Thomas Chapman into the basement at gunpoint after accusing him of a set-up. (One of the roommates had apparently been held at gunpoint several times earlier in the week and blamed Chapman). Shit proceeded to hit the fan.

According to reports, the victims lips were stapled shut, his chest and ears were stapled, he was brutally slashed with a knife, drilled with a power tool, and repeatedly hit with objects from around the house.

[The AD]

Where was Liz Lemon when this all went down?

[Benny Profane]

Was he doused in gasoline and have his ear cut off with Super Sounds of the Seventies playing in the background?

[Blurred]

The repressive religious nature of Utah produces a ton of crime and even more weirdos.

Such a fucking backwater.

[gatorboy]

Sounds like a fun house

[systemoverblow'd]

One has to wonder where they took a wrong turn to end up in that environment.

[leroy jenkins]

The repressive religious nature of Utah produces a ton of crime and even more weirdos.

Such a fucking backwater.

I'm not sure its anything about religion. The pnw seems to have a higher than average percentage of wierdos and crazies and its fairly liberal.




If someone did that shit to me I'd probably kill them and hope the jury would empathize with me. I wonder if they will be charged with attempted murder, it seems pretty unlikely to me they weren't going to kill him after all that.

[Blurred]

I'm not sure its anything about religion. The pnw seems to have a higher than average percentage of wierdos and crazies and its fairly liberal.
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Well, either way, SLC is a fucking weird, weird town full of weird, weird people.

[MTT]

The repressive religious nature of Utah produces a ton of crime and even more weirdos.

Such a fucking backwater.

This has nothing to do with Utah and Mormons. This kinda shit goes on all over the western US in depressed rual areas.

This stroy could haver come out of Sandy Valley NV. Sierraville CA or Greeley CO. Same shit oll over.

But yea Salt Lake City has some of the most OUT THERE freaks I have ever seen

[Benny Profane]

There's a bit of controversy in the comment section about wether or not his "roommates" are meth heads. That was my first thought, but, I don't know, they look too healthy. Except for bottom right.

[Parvo]

In my defense, I thought he stole my oneie.

[leroy jenkins]

There's a bit of controversy in the comment section about wether or not his "roommates" are meth heads. That was my first thought, but, I don't know, they look too healthy. Except for bottom right.

Top left has done meth, but maybe not in a while. Top right has maybe not done tons but has used more recently, probably with bottom right. I bet all except possibly bottom left have done lots of coke.

[ACH]

One might add that a situation where you have 6 roommates (at least three of which appear to be over 40?) might be a little sketch regardless?

[Downbound Train]

Was he doused in gasoline and have his ear cut off with Super Sounds of the Seventies playing in the background?

[haydukelives]

Who would move in with that crowd? Bottom R will sue the blog writer for defamation.Top center looks friendly.Was this a marriage made from craigslist?

[splat]

Here's the kicker - He worked at Staples.

[Benny Profane]

Here's the kicker - He worked at Staples.

Cymbal crash, bass drum hits.

[Dickeymotto]

I hate it when they get all butthurt after forgetting the safe word.

[Downbound Train]

Cymbal crash, bass drum hits.

Benny, this is the second time I've had to fix your post in this thread....

[Lev]

Well, either way, SLC is a fucking weird, weird town full of weird, weird people.

Better than boring.

[GeezerSteve]

How does one beg for his life when his lips are stapled together?

[PNWbrit]

How does one beg for his life when his lips are stapled together?

[powder11]

Well, either way, SLC is a fucking weird, weird town full of weird, weird people.

I concur. I lived there for 6 yrs and the greatest snow on earth just ain't worth dealing with the daily shit show of retardedness going on there. People living in Utah can justify it any way they want, but it doesn't change the fact that there's more than their fair share of disturbing things happening which most folks living there don't even bat an eye at.

[Benny Profane]

How does one beg for his life when his lips are stapled together?

That crossed my mind, too.

[Ted Striker]

In my defense, I thought he stole my oneie.

Lulz... been sitting on that joke for a while.