Saloman Equipe 10's

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01-13-2005, 02:01 PM
timsheeran

Saloman Equipe 10's

What's up.... First time on the site... Ski in Killington regularly....
So I go to this small Ski shop here in Newport RI , my sister had gotten me a gift certificate there.... anyway, I go in and there is this beautiful pair of Saloman Equipe's Prolink 10's.... w/ bindings ( Saloman S9)... I guess some jack.as/s ( my new buddy) made payments on them and never came back.... so they just unloaded them to me for 300... bindings included....
here's a picture....

I think I made out on the deal... from what I've read about the ski is that they are lightning fast...any opinions??????

http://img133.exs.cx/img133/9903/skis7fm.png
01-13-2005, 02:16 PM
freshies

move it over to Tech Talk - JONG

(wow..after 800+ posts my first JONG....wipes tear away...)
01-13-2005, 02:23 PM
basom

we can say the word ass here.

just helping the jong out
01-13-2005, 02:34 PM
timsheeran

my bad... like i said... new here...

So you can say whatever the fuck you want on this site... That's cool....

I'm gonna go get high now.. peace out jigga
01-13-2005, 02:38 PM
Superstar Punani

Quote:

Originally Posted by timsheeran

so they just unloaded them to me for 300... bindings included....

I think I made out on the deal... from what I've read about the ski is that they are lightning fast...any opinions??????

Did the $300 include a blowjob?

FYI- lightning travels at 186,000 miles per second. You have some mighty quick skis there. Maybe you can use it to time travel and shit.
01-13-2005, 02:45 PM
El Chupacabra

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

FYI- lightning travels at 186,000 miles per second. You have some mighty quick skis there. Maybe you can use it to time travel and shit.

If you could travel back in time to shit, where would you go ?
01-13-2005, 02:50 PM
StroupSkier

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

If you could travel back in time to shit, where would you go ?

To Lake Tahoe 2 weeks ago...
01-13-2005, 02:54 PM
timsheeran

wow... bunch of wise asses on this board... i like it....

Anyway... traveling back in time to take a dump... great fucking question....

My uncle owned a house up in Hunter NY... we used to take shits, run downstairs, grab the flashlight and watch it come out of the pipe... the pipe ran onto the sloped driveway... he used to love seeing people walk up it and slip.... laying in frozen shit
01-13-2005, 03:58 PM
Arty50

And suddenly this thread is chatter worthy.

As for the Solly 10s. I have a pair of race stock 10 2Vs that absolutely rip. Those skis rule.
01-13-2005, 04:01 PM
AntiSoCalSkier

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arty50

And suddenly this thread is chatter worthy.

As for the Solly 10s. I have a pair of race stock 10 2Vs that absolutely rip. Those skis rule.

Is there any ski that you don't own?
(I'm thinking it might be time for a shot of the quiver)
01-13-2005, 04:59 PM
KQ

Quote:

Originally Posted by timsheeran

My uncle owned a house up in Hunter NY... we used to take shits, run downstairs, grab the flashlight and watch it come out of the pipe... the pipe ran onto the sloped driveway... he used to love seeing people walk up it and slip.... laying in frozen shit

Is this your uncle?

http://bubba.org/nlcv/images/eddie_shitter.jpg
01-13-2005, 05:14 PM
slim

Quote:

Originally Posted by timsheeran

My uncle owned a house up in Hunter NY... we used to take shits, run downstairs, grab the flashlight and watch it come out of the pipe... the pipe ran onto the sloped driveway... he used to love seeing people walk up it and slip.... laying in frozen shit

You should use your skis to travel back in time so that you can push yourself into your own shit. That'd be some funny shit.
01-13-2005, 05:46 PM
vinzclortho

Quote:

Originally Posted by StroupSkier

To Lake Tahoe 2 weeks ago...

Time machines don't take you to other places, just other times....stupid! your lack of knowledge about space/time continuum makes the robots in basom's brain get pissed. Where's the whelk when you need him?

I personally don't think anyone would pay for skis and forget to pick them up unless they were a complete donkey. I call shenanigans, the skis are stolen....though the gift certificate makes it a fozzy of a bear of a problem. So maybe they ain't stolen. I still call shenanigans.
01-13-2005, 06:05 PM
72Twenty

Maybe you could pick up someone's shit, and travel back in time and present it to them while they are eating what becomes that very shit. It would be like a total paradox & shit.

Or, what if you make the person eat their future shit, then they shit it out again and in the space time continuum they would constantly be recycling their own shit into infinity.

That's some wicked shit right there...
01-13-2005, 06:07 PM
BobMc

Quote:

Originally Posted by 72Twenty

Maybe you could pick up someone's shit, and travel back in time and present it to them while they are eating what becomes that very shit. It would be like a total paradox & shit.

Or, what if you make the person eat their future shit, then they shit it out again and in the space time continuum they would constantly be recycling their own shit into infinity.

That's some wicked shit right there...

Funny is a hard thing to define, but I do know that isn't it.

BobMc
01-13-2005, 06:10 PM
72Twenty

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobMc

Funny is a hard thing to define, but I do know that isn't it.

BobMc

Well shit, Bob.
01-13-2005, 06:11 PM
vinzclortho

Like....wow man. That's some deep shit. So to speak.
01-13-2005, 06:23 PM
FNG

Quote:

Originally Posted by timsheeran

wow... bunch of wise asses on this board... i like it....

Anyway... traveling back in time to take a dump... great fucking question....

My uncle owned a house up in Hunter NY... we used to take shits, run downstairs, grab the flashlight and watch it come out of the pipe... the pipe ran onto the sloped driveway... he used to love seeing people walk up it and slip.... laying in frozen shit

HELP! It's revenge of the ellipses!

timsheeran, read this post if you haven't already.
01-14-2005, 11:42 AM
timsheeran

Quote:

Originally Posted by vinzclortho

Time machines don't take you to other places, just other times....stupid! your lack of knowledge about space/time continuum makes the robots in basom's brain get pissed. Where's the whelk when you need him?

I personally don't think anyone would pay for skis and forget to pick them up unless they were a complete donkey. I call shenanigans, the skis are stolen....though the gift certificate makes it a fozzy of a bear of a problem. So maybe they ain't stolen. I still call shenanigans.

No shenanigans... paid cash from a ski shop... besides... i'm Irish... I don't steal......

It's just the way my year is going.... I'm like the man smokin at the gas station...... I MIGHT BLOW UP!
01-14-2005, 11:58 AM
basom

he ment the skis you are buying are stolen. not, you are stealing someones skis.
01-14-2005, 12:00 PM
timsheeran

Quote:

Originally Posted by basom

he ment the skis you are buying are stolen. not, you are stealing someones skis.

They had the price stickers on them...w/ the original prices just as all the other skis they sell.... regardless, i got a really nice pair of sticks...

How do ethnic jokes go over on this site???????
01-14-2005, 12:05 PM
Keoni

Quote:

Originally Posted by basom

we can say the word ass here.

just helping the jong out

Can we say poop shoot?
01-14-2005, 12:10 PM
KQ

Quote:

Originally Posted by timsheeran

How do ethnic jokes go over on this site???????

I dunno - why don't cha give it a try?
01-14-2005, 12:10 PM
A-wreck

Quote:

Originally Posted by timsheeran

How do ethnic jokes go over on this site???????

not well...
01-14-2005, 01:20 PM
teambigdave

since newport is involved I'm obligated to come out of lurk mode

The skis aren't stolen they're "unclaimed layaway"
which means "hey we have leftover stock, lets mount old skis w/old bindings pretend they were never picked up and sell them as a super discounted pair"

Its amazing how many pairs in RI sell that way. People around here LOVE thinking they're getting a good deal AND screwing somebody else at the same time
01-14-2005, 01:24 PM
FNG

Quit clowning on dis guy. He knows his shit fo real.
01-14-2005, 01:24 PM
vinzclortho

Quote:

Originally Posted by teambigdave

People around here LOVE thinking they're getting a good deal AND screwing somebody else at the same time

God bless America.
01-14-2005, 01:53 PM
timsheeran

Quote:

Originally Posted by teambigdave

since newport is involved I'm obligated to come out of lurk mode

The skis aren't stolen they're "unclaimed layaway"
which means "hey we have leftover stock, lets mount old skis w/old bindings pretend they were never picked up and sell them as a super discounted pair"

Its amazing how many pairs in RI sell that way. People around here LOVE thinking they're getting a good deal AND screwing somebody else at the same time

you very well could be right... it worked though...
01-14-2005, 02:18 PM
phUnk

Quote:

Originally Posted by timsheeran

So you can say whatever the fuck you want on this site... That's cool....

I'm gonna go get high now.. peace out jigga

You can say whatever the fuck you want on this site(...) except for the really stupid shit like "jigga."

...
01-14-2005, 06:03 PM
Arty50

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntiSoCalSkier

Is there any ski that you don't own?
(I'm thinking it might be time for a shot of the quiver)

It's in the Quiver thread in TechTalk.
01-15-2005, 07:08 AM
ill-advised strategy

Quote:

Originally Posted by vinzclortho

Time machines don't take you to other places, just other times....stupid! your lack of knowledge about space/time continuum makes the robots in basom's brain get pissed. Where's the whelk when you need him?

I personally don't think anyone would pay for skis and forget to pick them up unless they were a complete donkey. I call shenanigans, the skis are stolen....though the gift certificate makes it a fozzy of a bear of a problem. So maybe they ain't stolen. I still call shenanigans.

and 3 bills..??..I'm raising your shenanigoats and calling Tomfoolery.
:fm:
01-15-2005, 07:13 AM
ill-advised strategy

and, btwwtf!?!? all of a sudden I can't use "jigga"

Did the commish rule on this? Why didn't any of you fucking jiggas tell me.
01-15-2005, 09:22 AM
phUnk

Quote:

Originally Posted by YetiMan

Why didn't any of you fucking jiggas tell me.

http://tetongravity.com/chat/images/smiley6.gif
01-15-2005, 06:00 PM
Commissioner

Rule 147b clearly states that the use of the word "Jigga" is strictly prohibited.
01-15-2005, 11:11 PM
James Carvile

Quote:

Originally Posted by KQ

Is this your uncle?

http://bubba.org/nlcv/images/eddie_shitter.jpg

No Silly. Hunter is full of Joey's not Rednecks.
01-16-2005, 07:47 AM
ill-advised strategy

Quote:

Originally Posted by James Carvile

No Silly. Hunter is full of Joey's not Rednecks.

what, so Pauly Walnuts can't take a little enjoyment from watching his own turd float down the driveway?
http://www.royalcarriagemotorcars.co...e/Joeybike.JPG

edit for buttafuouco pic

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