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    Saloman Equipe 10's

    What's up.... First time on the site... Ski in Killington regularly....
    So I go to this small Ski shop here in Newport RI , my sister had gotten me a gift certificate there.... anyway, I go in and there is this beautiful pair of Saloman Equipe's Prolink 10's.... w/ bindings ( Saloman S9)... I guess some jack.as/s ( my new buddy) made payments on them and never came back.... so they just unloaded them to me for 300... bindings included....
    here's a picture....

    I think I made out on the deal... from what I've read about the ski is that they are lightning fast...any opinions??????


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    move it over to Tech Talk - JONG

    (wow..after 800+ posts my first JONG....wipes tear away...)

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    we can say the word ass here.




    just helping the jong out

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    my bad... like i said... new here...

    So you can say whatever the fuck you want on this site... That's cool....

    I'm gonna go get high now.. peace out jigga

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    Lightbulb

    Quote Originally Posted by timsheeran
    so they just unloaded them to me for 300... bindings included....

    I think I made out on the deal... from what I've read about the ski is that they are lightning fast...any opinions??????
    Did the $300 include a blowjob?

    FYI- lightning travels at 186,000 miles per second. You have some mighty quick skis there. Maybe you can use it to time travel and shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
    FYI- lightning travels at 186,000 miles per second. You have some mighty quick skis there. Maybe you can use it to time travel and shit.
    If you could travel back in time to shit, where would you go ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
    If you could travel back in time to shit, where would you go ?
    To Lake Tahoe 2 weeks ago...

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    wow... bunch of wise asses on this board... i like it....

    Anyway... traveling back in time to take a dump... great fucking question....

    My uncle owned a house up in Hunter NY... we used to take shits, run downstairs, grab the flashlight and watch it come out of the pipe... the pipe ran onto the sloped driveway... he used to love seeing people walk up it and slip.... laying in frozen shit
    Last edited by timsheeran; 01-13-2005 at 02:56 PM.

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    And suddenly this thread is chatter worthy.

    As for the Solly 10s. I have a pair of race stock 10 2Vs that absolutely rip. Those skis rule.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    And suddenly this thread is chatter worthy.

    As for the Solly 10s. I have a pair of race stock 10 2Vs that absolutely rip. Those skis rule.
    Is there any ski that you don't own?
    (I'm thinking it might be time for a shot of the quiver)

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    Quote Originally Posted by timsheeran

    My uncle owned a house up in Hunter NY... we used to take shits, run downstairs, grab the flashlight and watch it come out of the pipe... the pipe ran onto the sloped driveway... he used to love seeing people walk up it and slip.... laying in frozen shit
    Is this your uncle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by timsheeran
    My uncle owned a house up in Hunter NY... we used to take shits, run downstairs, grab the flashlight and watch it come out of the pipe... the pipe ran onto the sloped driveway... he used to love seeing people walk up it and slip.... laying in frozen shit

    You should use your skis to travel back in time so that you can push yourself into your own shit. That'd be some funny shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StroupSkier
    To Lake Tahoe 2 weeks ago...

    Time machines don't take you to other places, just other times....stupid! your lack of knowledge about space/time continuum makes the robots in basom's brain get pissed. Where's the whelk when you need him?



    I personally don't think anyone would pay for skis and forget to pick them up unless they were a complete donkey. I call shenanigans, the skis are stolen....though the gift certificate makes it a fozzy of a bear of a problem. So maybe they ain't stolen. I still call shenanigans.
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    Maybe you could pick up someone's shit, and travel back in time and present it to them while they are eating what becomes that very shit. It would be like a total paradox & shit.

    Or, what if you make the person eat their future shit, then they shit it out again and in the space time continuum they would constantly be recycling their own shit into infinity.

    That's some wicked shit right there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty
    Maybe you could pick up someone's shit, and travel back in time and present it to them while they are eating what becomes that very shit. It would be like a total paradox & shit.

    Or, what if you make the person eat their future shit, then they shit it out again and in the space time continuum they would constantly be recycling their own shit into infinity.

    That's some wicked shit right there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMc
    Funny is a hard thing to define, but I do know that isn't it.

    BobMc
    Well shit, Bob.
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    Like....wow man. That's some deep shit. So to speak.
    thats new hampshire as fuck


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    Quote Originally Posted by timsheeran
    wow... bunch of wise asses on this board... i like it....

    Anyway... traveling back in time to take a dump... great fucking question....

    My uncle owned a house up in Hunter NY... we used to take shits, run downstairs, grab the flashlight and watch it come out of the pipe... the pipe ran onto the sloped driveway... he used to love seeing people walk up it and slip.... laying in frozen shit
    HELP! It's revenge of the ellipses!

    timsheeran, read this post if you haven't already.
    Last edited by FNG; 01-13-2005 at 06:26 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vinzclortho
    Time machines don't take you to other places, just other times....stupid! your lack of knowledge about space/time continuum makes the robots in basom's brain get pissed. Where's the whelk when you need him?



    I personally don't think anyone would pay for skis and forget to pick them up unless they were a complete donkey. I call shenanigans, the skis are stolen....though the gift certificate makes it a fozzy of a bear of a problem. So maybe they ain't stolen. I still call shenanigans.

    No shenanigans... paid cash from a ski shop... besides... i'm Irish... I don't steal......

    It's just the way my year is going.... I'm like the man smokin at the gas station...... I MIGHT BLOW UP!

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    he ment the skis you are buying are stolen. not, you are stealing someones skis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    he ment the skis you are buying are stolen. not, you are stealing someones skis.

    They had the price stickers on them...w/ the original prices just as all the other skis they sell.... regardless, i got a really nice pair of sticks...

    How do ethnic jokes go over on this site???????

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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    we can say the word ass here.




    just helping the jong out
    Can we say poop shoot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by timsheeran
    How do ethnic jokes go over on this site???????
    I dunno - why don't cha give it a try?
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    Quote Originally Posted by timsheeran
    How do ethnic jokes go over on this site???????

    not well...
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    since newport is involved I'm obligated to come out of lurk mode

    The skis aren't stolen they're "unclaimed layaway"
    which means "hey we have leftover stock, lets mount old skis w/old bindings pretend they were never picked up and sell them as a super discounted pair"

    Its amazing how many pairs in RI sell that way. People around here LOVE thinking they're getting a good deal AND screwing somebody else at the same time

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