I'll start:
Drop first deuce by 9
Push papers around my desk
Search the web for porn
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I'll start:
Drop first deuce by 9
Push papers around my desk
Search the web for porn
Need alot more sleep
little control of bowels
cheesesteak at lunchtime
i hate work so much
i can't concentrate for shit
i'm off to Target
Booze on breath, red eyes
Honc smells like stale butts and poop
Time to give notice
rough night of drinking
pee'd out my bedroom window
i live in a barn
late for work again
brain is still very foggy
how did i get home?
vicodin co-pilot
hangover put on delay
stomach full of curry
snow outside window
Vividly reminds this guy
SUPERSHOW TONIGHT!
Beer and wine so fine
Head hurts like hell oh well
Bang ol' lady t'night
Dog's violently ill
Cleaning up, she picks a fight
I'm back on the bus
Made a 4 am call
Stopped driving the bus at 12
She's gonna be pissed
took tandem shower
so nice to be off the bus
but still my head pounds
donut day today
i look like Tap's avatar
wired and tired
week almost over
can't be more unproductive
home by 4:20
Go ahead and wear
Jeans and a Hawaiin shirt
Meeting with the Bobs
access database
can't run a simple query
skiing tomorrow
why am I so psyched
to gape around A-basin
what a clusterfuck
cut myself shaving
threw up while brushing my teeth
should have stayed in bed
Sweaters on my teeth.
Squeeze out farts when coast is clear.
That wasn't a fart.
"friday" means nothing
legal writing all weekend
can't do law school stoned :(
scrub grime from my mouth
read political science
give up, use the net
Liquid lunches are fun
They make the day go quickly
Clients are good sometimes
fat humpie gussy
finds love in chimichangas
cooked fresh to order
Honc knows mad haikuQuote:
Originally posted by Honc
Made a 4 am call
Stopped driving the bus at 12
She's gonna be pissed
he made a 4 am call
1 2 3 4 6
Wankered Friday's here!
I'll see you maggots Monday
Drink, get drunk, fall down
the bad news....
spilled my soy latte
cut off by crazy drivers
What's the fire at?
the good news....
happy hour soon
will erase all thoughts of work
and make WSD smile
but....
work on Saturday
should be considered a sin
can I retire?
played pool 'till 1
smell like spanish metro
nothing but pain
lost vision early
went home with plumpy's number
wake tasting sock
roommates never forget
cloudy shame greets morning reverend
fat girls bad
karioke night tonight
I bring bon jovi love songs
have another one
pro deals on tonight
roommate is rowdy bartender
trouble brews in liver
Sorry Rev - I have to add one more for you....Quote:
Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
played pool 'till 1
smell like spanish metro
nothing but pain
lost vision early
went home with plumpy's number
wake tasting sock
roommates never forget
cloudy shame greets morning reverend
fat girls bad
karioke night tonight
I bring bon jovi love songs
have another one
pro deals on tonight
roommate is rowdy bartender
trouble brews in liver
the good reverend
master of slopes and steep trails
baffled by front hooks
Laugh it up, fuzzball!
Sorry - i just couldn't resist... it's Friday, dammit! Thank god.Quote:
Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
Laugh it up, fuzzball!
why am I a fuzzball? I'm the least hairy person ever (except where it's supposed to be).