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11-07-2003, 01:49 PM #1
Cube Jockey
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Hungover Friday Work Routine Haikus
You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
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11-07-2003, 02:00 PM #2
no turn unstoned
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Need alot more sleep
little control of bowels
cheesesteak at lunchtime
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11-07-2003, 02:05 PM #3
mouthbreather
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i hate work so much
i can't concentrate for shit
i'm off to Targetfine
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11-07-2003, 02:05 PM #4
Cube Jockey
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Booze on breath, red eyes
Honc smells like stale butts and poop
Time to give noticeYou know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
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11-07-2003, 02:06 PM #5
spitze!
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rough night of drinking
pee'd out my bedroom window
i live in a barn
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11-07-2003, 02:07 PM #6
have not
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late for work again
brain is still very foggy
how did i get home?
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11-07-2003, 02:10 PM #7
spitze!
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vicodin co-pilot
hangover put on delay
stomach full of curry
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11-07-2003, 02:11 PM #8
OG
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snow outside window
Vividly reminds this guy
SUPERSHOW TONIGHT!
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11-07-2003, 02:13 PM #9
A very naughty rodent
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Beer and wine so fine
Head hurts like hell oh well
Bang ol' lady t'nightYour dog just ate an avocado!
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11-07-2003, 02:14 PM #10
click click boom
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Dog's violently ill
Cleaning up, she picks a fight
I'm back on the busLast edited by truth; 11-07-2003 at 03:07 PM.
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11-07-2003, 02:17 PM #11
Cube Jockey
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Made a 4 am call
Stopped driving the bus at 12
She's gonna be pissedYou know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
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11-07-2003, 02:23 PM #12
have not
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took tandem shower
so nice to be off the bus
but still my head pounds
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11-07-2003, 02:23 PM #13
I'm Back
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donut day today
i look like Tap's avatar
wired and tired
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11-07-2003, 02:28 PM #14
no turn unstoned
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week almost over
can't be more unproductive
home by 4:20
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11-07-2003, 02:28 PM #15
Cube Jockey
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Go ahead and wear
Jeans and a Hawaiin shirt
Meeting with the BobsYou know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
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11-07-2003, 02:32 PM #16
no turn unstoned
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access database
can't run a simple query
skiing tomorrow
why am I so psyched
to gape around A-basin
what a clusterfuck
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11-07-2003, 02:32 PM #17
spitze!
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cut myself shaving
threw up while brushing my teeth
should have stayed in bed
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11-07-2003, 02:42 PM #18
Cube Jockey
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Sweaters on my teeth.
Squeeze out farts when coast is clear.
That wasn't a fart.You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
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11-07-2003, 02:58 PM #19
Troll
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"friday" means nothing
legal writing all weekend
can't do law school stoned
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11-07-2003, 03:07 PM #20
Skhipster
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scrub grime from my mouth
read political science
give up, use the net
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11-07-2003, 03:13 PM #21
Registered User
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Liquid lunches are fun
They make the day go quickly
Clients are good sometimes
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11-07-2003, 03:18 PM #22
7k and out.
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fat humpie gussy
finds love in chimichangas
cooked fresh to order
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11-07-2003, 03:19 PM #23
click click boom
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Honc knows mad haikuOriginally posted by Honc
Made a 4 am call
Stopped driving the bus at 12
She's gonna be pissed
he made a 4 am call
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11-07-2003, 04:02 PM #24
Cube Jockey
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Wankered Friday's here!
I'll see you maggots Monday
Drink, get drunk, fall downYou know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
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11-07-2003, 05:06 PM #25
Registered User
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the bad news....
spilled my soy latte
cut off by crazy drivers
What's the fire at?
the good news....
happy hour soon
will erase all thoughts of work
and make WSD smile
but....
work on Saturday
should be considered a sin
can I retire?“Within this furnace of fear, my passion for life burns fiercely. I have consumed all evil. I have overcome my doubt. I am the fire.”
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