Would you rather be a bumpfag or a jib-homo?
Bumping still rules. Jibbing is for fags. It's the rollerblading of the ski world. If you like rails you must also like dildos.
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Would you rather be a bumpfag or a jib-homo?
Bumping still rules. Jibbing is for fags. It's the rollerblading of the ski world. If you like rails you must also like dildos.
Since you can't do either, why not a big SFTU?Quote:
Originally Posted by Punani
BWA!!
Something tells me railslide420 is pretty good at rails.
STFU BUMPFAG
You dyxlesic moho, you. Go suck your froybiend's nepis.Quote:
Originally Posted by railslide420
Now that inverts & 0ff-axis jumps are allowed in mogul comps....there needs to be rails in the middle of the lines as well. Stick a quarterpipe at the end too. Then make the start at the bottom of the run and have the competitors skin to the top, then race to the bottom.
Stupid Fuckin' Towheaded (e)Unuch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Punani
edit - for the u-nick
Shut Fuck The Up? Hmmm...Quote:
Originally Posted by railslide420
Railslide420...http://www.tc.umn.edu/~find0029/owned2.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Punani
I'd rather be a bump-fag. At least you're going kinda fast.
bumpfag so i could compare myself to moseley :the_finge
ummm........neither......i'd rather be ripping de big moutain lines eh!
bumps for sure...i can slide a few low rails, but that shit is lame...i mean its kinda fun for 5 minutes, but bumps are so much cooler...
...and so good on the knees.Quote:
Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd
Bump-pimp for me. My knees like the abuse. I like the feeling of my knees banging my chin and my brain rattling 'round in my skull.
I prefer the mad steeze of a handrail to ballsack grind.Quote:
Originally Posted by PaSucks
Depends how good the shit is and what kinda night I'm going for. Bumps and rails each have a place and time.
You, sir, are a masochist.Quote:
Originally Posted by seldon
I wasn't being sarcastic. I actually do like pounding the bumps.
nah dudes, the coolest shit is buttered 50 foot lawn-darts to rail with a 270 out...(neck/lower-back combo optional)
werd
Bumps for sure. If you can hammer down a zipper line, then you can ski. I've seen too many park rats that suck at actually skiing. I like to ski bumps early season just for conditioning.
Don't worry truth, somebody got it.Quote:
Originally Posted by truth
Yeah man!
This is one of the reasons I’m glad I visit TGR…pure humor. Nice one Punani. :biggrin:
I’m with raps though…both bumps and jibbing are gay…give me some steep untracked powder and I’m good. But if I had to choose between bumps and jibbing I’d pick jibbing.
Nice catch too Darkside! Laugh out loud. :)
Tyrone,
That would actually be a very entertaining event…it would really show the “well rounded” athletes too.
Ps. I see it too truth.
Quote:
Originally Posted by flykdog
Damn, I was getting worried mang. I owe ya one.
Used to rip the hell outta bumps. Now I cringe. I'll play in 'em, but not with the same enthusiasm. 1 shredded knee was fine, tyvm.
The only rail I'm sidling up to better be made of oak or brass & have a cash register nearby.
I'll take racer fairies for 200, Alex.
Daily double! Ski dancing! How much would you like to wager?
P.S. Jibbing destroys edges. Bumps destroy knees. Which costs more to fix?
If the bumps are truely destroying your knees, you either have bad knees anyways, or you can't ski.
Plane tickets from LA.Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Gosey
yea you doQuote:
Originally Posted by PaSucks
bumps are fun, but there's a point where you can be just too good at them and theyre all the same
rails in general have more variation
-spins onto rails
-spins off
-switch ups
-different types of rails: flat-down, trap, down-flat-down, rollercoaster, c-box, etc.
its a different experience every time, plus you canl look steezy on rails
theres a reason rails are in ski movies and bumps aren't
Only till next fall... :the_fingeQuote:
Originally Posted by seldon
And yeah: I was "blessed" with weak joints. Bad wrists and bad knees. Not cool. Gotta stay away from too many bumps. Then again, I also suck on rails, so I guess I should be thankful, since that makes me neither a fag nor a homo. ;)
Don't worry, you can still be a queef and a JONG.Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Gosey
Thank god nobody is ripping on euro carvers...
The two serious bumpers we have at our ski area are Kenny G and Backseat Jesus, both are dead givaways for their character names. Both are seen under the lifts skiing the rad!
http://www.catholicsupply.com/christ...rs/3000163.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Baconzoo
"Lean back. Further back. Put your faith in Backseat Jesus."
Wow. There's even a Golfing Jesus.
http://www.catholicsupply.com/christ...rs/3000161.jpg
and Jesus the Quarterback (nice Handoff, J)
http://www.catholicsupply.com/christ...rs/3000157.jpg
BUT WHERE'S RAILSLIDE JESUS EH? THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION??? ;)
Damn Roo! How did you link those pics?
I invoked Satanic hotlinking skillz. (View Source and the append the filename to the web address in the address bar).
I'm with raps and bcrider! I'll stick to ripping the big mountain lines
Up here in the Chugach, bumpfags or jib-homo's are the same, We call em Tourists! :the_finge
Now THIS is a backseat jesus.
http://www.catholicsupply.com/christ...rs/3000161.jpg
Ha, Jesus is narrowly avoiding being sacked by a small child. Who woulda thunk it.Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
He probably likes to throw twister/spreads, too. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
When our local Jesus pulls into the parking lot of the Depot Pub, the employees rush to put on one of two songs for his entrance to the bar...
"Personal Jesus" or "Jesus is just alright with me" it's hilarious!