Bump-fags vs. Jib-homos

[Superstar Punani]

Would you rather be a bumpfag or a jib-homo?

Bumping still rules. Jibbing is for fags. It's the rollerblading of the ski world. If you like rails you must also like dildos.

[railslide420]

Would you rather be a bumpfag or a jib-homo?

Since you can't do either, why not a big SFTU?

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

BWA!!

Something tells me railslide420 is pretty good at rails.

[schuss]

STFU BUMPFAG

[Superstar Punani]

Since you can't do either, why not a big SFTU?

You dyxlesic moho, you. Go suck your froybiend's nepis.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Now that inverts & 0ff-axis jumps are allowed in mogul comps....there needs to be rails in the middle of the lines as well. Stick a quarterpipe at the end too. Then make the start at the bottom of the run and have the competitors skin to the top, then race to the bottom.

[railslide420]

You dyxlesic moho, you. Go suck your froybiend's nepis.

Stupid Fuckin' Towheaded (e)Unuch.

edit - for the u-nick

[Darkside]

Since you can't do either, why not a big SFTU?

Shut Fuck The Up? Hmmm...

[FNG]

You dyxlesic moho, you. Go suck your froybiend's nepis.

Railslide420...http://www.tc.umn.edu/~find0029/owned2.gif

I'd rather be a bump-fag. At least you're going kinda fast.

[shit sandwich]

bumpfag so i could compare myself to moseley

[Raps]

ummm........neither......i'd rather be ripping de big moutain lines eh!

[MOHSHSIHd]

bumps for sure...i can slide a few low rails, but that shit is lame...i mean its kinda fun for 5 minutes, but bumps are so much cooler...

[shit sandwich]

bumps for sure...i can slide a few low rails, but that shit is lame...i mean its kinda fun for 5 minutes, but bumps are so much cooler...

...and so good on the knees.

[PaSucks]

Bump-pimp for me. My knees like the abuse. I like the feeling of my knees banging my chin and my brain rattling 'round in my skull.

[seldon]

Bump-pimp for me. My knees like the abuse. I like the feeling of my knees banging my chin and my brain rattling 'round in my skull.

I prefer the mad steeze of a handrail to ballsack grind.

[truth]

Depends how good the shit is and what kinda night I'm going for. Bumps and rails each have a place and time.

[PaSucks]

I prefer the mad steeze of a handrail to ballsack grind.

You, sir, are a masochist.

I wasn't being sarcastic. I actually do like pounding the bumps.

[MOHSHSIHd]

nah dudes, the coolest shit is buttered 50 foot lawn-darts to rail with a 270 out...(neck/lower-back combo optional)

werd

[cmsummit]

Bumps for sure. If you can hammer down a zipper line, then you can ski. I've seen too many park rats that suck at actually skiing. I like to ski bumps early season just for conditioning.

[zion zig zag]

Depends how good the shit is and what kinda night I'm going for. Bumps and rails each have a place and time.

Don't worry truth, somebody got it.

[bcrider]

Yeah man!

This is one of the reasons I’m glad I visit TGR…pure humor. Nice one Punani.

I’m with raps though…both bumps and jibbing are gay…give me some steep untracked powder and I’m good. But if I had to choose between bumps and jibbing I’d pick jibbing.

Nice catch too Darkside! Laugh out loud.

Tyrone,
That would actually be a very entertaining event…it would really show the “well rounded” athletes too.

Ps. I see it too truth.

[truth]

Don't worry truth, somebody got it.

Damn, I was getting worried mang. I owe ya one.

[EPSkis]

Used to rip the hell outta bumps. Now I cringe. I'll play in 'em, but not with the same enthusiasm. 1 shredded knee was fine, tyvm.

The only rail I'm sidling up to better be made of oak or brass & have a cash register nearby.

[Dexter Rutecki]

I'll take racer fairies for 200, Alex.

[Max Gosey]

Daily double! Ski dancing! How much would you like to wager?

P.S. Jibbing destroys edges. Bumps destroy knees. Which costs more to fix?