Okay, I'll start things off:
Harry Temple: All right, pop quiz. Airport. Gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's almost to a plane. You're a hundred feet away. Jack?
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Okay, I'll start things off:
Harry Temple: All right, pop quiz. Airport. Gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's almost to a plane. You're a hundred feet away. Jack?
"This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Ashman's Sporting Goods."
"I never thought I could be a real model, you know fashion-shit, cause I'm better at full body stuff It.8 okay so long as the photographer doesn't come on to you and expect something for no pay I'm trying to make a living, you know, and I like to be professional 'Course if the guy wants to pay me, then shit-yeah. Here I am for him. I'll sell my ass, I do it on the street all the time for cash. And I'll be on the cover of a book. It's when you start doing it for free that you start to grow wings, Right, Mike?"
"Caught my first tube this morning. Sir."
"You're about to jump out a perfectly good airplane. How do you feel about that? "
Edit: ^^^^Not Keanu Reeves' line.
In every movie at least once:
"Whoah."
"Why, you wouldn't even look at a clock unless hours were lines of coke, dials looked like the signs of gay bars, or time itself was a fair hustler in black leather."
I ... AM... AN.. F B I agent!
"I am an F-B-I Agent, Bodhi!"
"No...but it'll bug the shit outta Harp!"
"I caught my first tube today, sir."
"I take the skin off chicken."
"You're cold because your blood is leaving your body, Roach!"
"You mad? You really mad? Feels good, doesn't it? Like you're still alive! Well since you're still alive and not in a box just yet, what do you say we find out who the ex presidents are and go get these guys!"
"Punk. Quarterback punk."
"The correct term is babes, sir. Uh, this type of undercover operation is entirely dependent on picking up the idiom of the speech. Otherwise penetration is not possible, sir. Of the social infrastructure, I mean."
"He's not coming back...."
"Missed ya by a week in Fiji..."
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
"motherfucker food-eater"
Tod: "You know, Mrs. Buchman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father."
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Ted: [to Socrates] "All we are is dust in the wind, dude."
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Evil Ted: "Aim for the cat, dude! Aim for a cat!"
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Evil Ted: "I got a full-on robot chubby."
One of my favorite scenes in any movie:
"Okay, so this is where you tell me all about how locals rule and yuppie insects like me shouldn't be surfing your break and all that, right?"
Anthony Kiedis: That would be....a WASTE of TIME
Warchild: We're just gonna fuck you up!!!!
I know kung-foo.
TYLER
What's wrong Johnny?
(goes back to him)
You're like a different person.
He stares at her. His expression dark... wrestling with
something.
UTAH
I am a different person, Tyler.
He lets out a long breath and looks away, out to sea.
JOHNNY'S POV... the water receding into a backlit wall of
mist.
Jack: We've got to do something about these hostages.
Harry: We're not gonna shoot them, are we?
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Johnny Mnemonic: What the fuck is going on? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? You know, all my life, I've been careful to stay in my own corner. Looking out for Number One... no complications. Now, suddenly, I'm responsible for the *entire fucking world*, and everybody and his mother is trying to kill me, IF... IF... my head doesn't blow up first.
Jane: Maybe it's not just about you any more.
Johnny Mnemonic: Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT'S where I'm supposed to be. Not down here with the dogs, and the garbage, and the fucking last month's newspapers blowing *back* and *forth*. I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - *I want ROOM SERVICE*! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo.
"Yeah, well, that sounds like a really good deal. But, I think I have a better one. How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call"
17 posts later and I still am in awe that the populus of this board did not complete my first post. C'mon people, I see it suggested here at least once a day....
well, we all asumed the shoot the hostage was Implied, at least i did. and i have a fear of redundancy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lane Meyer
Anyone got quotes from "Sweet November?" Classic Keanu.
i've heard basom has a fear of redundancy
confirm/deny
if i have learned one thing about him, it is that he has a fear of redundancy. but i'm just one man, with no keanu quotes to share.
if i have learned one thing about him, it is that he has a fear of redundancy. but i'm just one man, with no keanu quotes to share.
if i have learned one thing about him, it is that he has a fear of redundancy. but i'm just one man, with no keanu quotes to share.
confirm/deny
just logging in to confirm that he does have a fear of redundancy, and that I am just one man with no keanu quotes to share, who is easily entertained.
i have never been more afraid in my entire life. thanks alot you fuckwads.
you guys are focusing on the charecters focus on the man, man.
On his reputaion as a bo hunk:
On his musical sidebarsQuote:
I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.
Keanu Reeves
whoaQuote:
I like writing songs. I like the camarderie of the and. I like touring. I love playing bass. And then there's free beer.
Keanu Reeves
AND
On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones.
Keanu Reeves
100's of times over the course of the Matrix trilogy
I DON'T KNOW
Keanu aka "Neo"
Ju Jitsu.....I'm going to learn............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........................................Ju Jitsu?
And finally, Bullet wins with a time of ~5.5 hours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullet
I once spent an entire 8 hour shift at Squaw working the info booth writing Keanu quotes on a dry-erase board and giving out "I ski/snowboard Squaw" stickers to tourists that could fill in the blanks. Sad what one can do to fill non-powder days.
Wow!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lane Meyer
I guess "We Care" is more than just a corporate slogan!
;)
Can I use that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullet
to drop a little science...Canoe is my 3rd cousin by marriage...my great aunt married his dad about 10 years ago....
my uncle went and invited himself to stay with them when he showed up in hawaii a few years back. Said he was stoned the entire time....
I await your adoration....
bullet- when did you sell tix at squaw? I did from 95 to 98
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Originally Posted by basom
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Originally Posted by Bullet
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Originally Posted by Lane Meyer
ahem.........
WHOAH! BULLET TIME!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lane Meyer
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/A...img/walk_7.jpg
I met Keanu at the same bar that I met my wife. So here is the story:
We are sitting up at the bar, when my wife says: "Hey, that is Keanu Reeves benhind us". He was in town filming the smash hit "The Replacements" :(
A friend that was with us decided to start yelling Keanu quotes at the back of his head - "There's a Bomb on the bus!", and other favorites.
So, my wife decides to get an auotgraph for the nurses back at work, and she approaches Keanu. He asks how she wants it made out. She told him to make it out the the Mercy Hospital intensive care unit nurses. He seemed confused. She repetaed to just make it out to the "Mercy ICU Nurses".
He signs the napkin, and I ask my wif to see it. It reads:
"Mercy, I see you. Keanu Reeves"