The Keanu Reeves Quote Thread (nsr)

[Lane Meyer]

Okay, I'll start things off:

Harry Temple: All right, pop quiz. Airport. Gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's almost to a plane. You're a hundred feet away. Jack?

[basom]

"This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Ashman's Sporting Goods."


"I never thought I could be a real model, you know fashion-shit, cause I'm better at full body stuff It.8 okay so long as the photographer doesn't come on to you and expect something for no pay I'm trying to make a living, you know, and I like to be professional 'Course if the guy wants to pay me, then shit-yeah. Here I am for him. I'll sell my ass, I do it on the street all the time for cash. And I'll be on the cover of a book. It's when you start doing it for free that you start to grow wings, Right, Mike?"

[TRock]

"Caught my first tube this morning. Sir."

[Keoni]

"You're about to jump out a perfectly good airplane. How do you feel about that? "

[Tippster]

Edit: ^^^^Not Keanu Reeves' line.

In every movie at least once:

"Whoah."

[basom]

"Why, you wouldn't even look at a clock unless hours were lines of coke, dials looked like the signs of gay bars, or time itself was a fair hustler in black leather."

[watersnowdirt]

I ... AM... AN.. F B I agent!

[The Reverend Floater]

"I am an F-B-I Agent, Bodhi!"
"No...but it'll bug the shit outta Harp!"
"I caught my first tube today, sir."
"I take the skin off chicken."
"You're cold because your blood is leaving your body, Roach!"
"You mad? You really mad? Feels good, doesn't it? Like you're still alive! Well since you're still alive and not in a box just yet, what do you say we find out who the ex presidents are and go get these guys!"
"Punk. Quarterback punk."

[basom]

"The correct term is babes, sir. Uh, this type of undercover operation is entirely dependent on picking up the idiom of the speech. Otherwise penetration is not possible, sir. Of the social infrastructure, I mean."

[homerjay]

"He's not coming back...."

[Knockneed Man]

"Missed ya by a week in Fiji..."

[el_jefe]

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

[p.blz]

"motherfucker food-eater"

[Tippster]

Tod: "You know, Mrs. Buchman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father."
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Ted: [to Socrates] "All we are is dust in the wind, dude."
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Evil Ted: "Aim for the cat, dude! Aim for a cat!"
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Evil Ted: "I got a full-on robot chubby."

[Superstar Punani]

One of my favorite scenes in any movie:

"Okay, so this is where you tell me all about how locals rule and yuppie insects like me shouldn't be surfing your break and all that, right?"

Anthony Kiedis: That would be....a WASTE of TIME

Warchild: We're just gonna fuck you up!!!!

[Tap]

I know kung-foo.

[irul&ublo]

TYLER
What's wrong Johnny?
(goes back to him)
You're like a different person.

He stares at her. His expression dark... wrestling with
something.

UTAH
I am a different person, Tyler.

He lets out a long breath and looks away, out to sea.

JOHNNY'S POV... the water receding into a backlit wall of
mist.

[Tippster]

Jack: We've got to do something about these hostages.
Harry: We're not gonna shoot them, are we?
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Johnny Mnemonic: What the fuck is going on? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? You know, all my life, I've been careful to stay in my own corner. Looking out for Number One... no complications. Now, suddenly, I'm responsible for the *entire fucking world*, and everybody and his mother is trying to kill me, IF... IF... my head doesn't blow up first.

Jane: Maybe it's not just about you any more.

Johnny Mnemonic: Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT'S where I'm supposed to be. Not down here with the dogs, and the garbage, and the fucking last month's newspapers blowing *back* and *forth*. I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - *I want ROOM SERVICE*! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo.

[CS]

"Yeah, well, that sounds like a really good deal. But, I think I have a better one. How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call"

[Lane Meyer]

17 posts later and I still am in awe that the populus of this board did not complete my first post. C'mon people, I see it suggested here at least once a day....

[basom]

17 posts later and I still am in awe that the populus of this board did not complete my first post. C'mon people, I see it suggested here at least once a day....

well, we all asumed the shoot the hostage was Implied, at least i did. and i have a fear of redundancy.

[Anxious Mo-Fo]

Anyone got quotes from "Sweet November?" Classic Keanu.

[phUnk]

i've heard basom has a fear of redundancy

confirm/deny

[mildbill.]

if i have learned one thing about him, it is that he has a fear of redundancy. but i'm just one man, with no keanu quotes to share.

[mildbill.]

if i have learned one thing about him, it is that he has a fear of redundancy. but i'm just one man, with no keanu quotes to share.