Mrs. Shoe just found you a girlfriend. She says she's hot, likes to ski, and she's asian. She has her number and email and this hottie is expecting a call from you :D
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Mrs. Shoe just found you a girlfriend. She says she's hot, likes to ski, and she's asian. She has her number and email and this hottie is expecting a call from you :D
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
Ohhhh YEAH! Mrs Shoe rules!!!!
Damn....
Now I know who to contact next time I'm on the market....
Mrs. Shoe's Skier Connection Service.
Hot Asian and skis! FKNA! What more could or would a guy want?
Get on her SP and push one in for me :tdo13:
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
hold on a second. I like asians too, wheres mine? :cussing:
the funny thing is, she's completely serious. Give me a buzz later tonight and I can pass along her digits to ya. I think she's seriously expecting a call from you....hahahaha....Quote:
Originally Posted by Punani
hardrider -- sorry mang, but you're gonna have to take this up with J. I'm only deliverin the messages here. :D
I think this chick is charging a coupla bucks per minute for the call....Quote:
Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak
SWM seeks SBF(single breathing female)
PDX Metro area, willing to relocate if she's really hot!!!
PM me ( I'm getting desperate)
What ever Punani is paying you, I will give you $10 more for the digits. I will go as high as $21.35.
Ooooh ooooh Is she a Kirkweed pass holder?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
:D
http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/m4w/49358357.html
Well after more interrogation on the skiing thing....I her 'likes to the ski' description can be boiled down to 'has skied once or twice and like it, but hasn't gone in 10 years" :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Punani
However, J said told her that you dumped your last girlfriend because you choose skiing over her and this one was like, "ahhh, I don't care 'bout that! Just so long my man happy!".....
Hmmmm...Pu...you might have some competition brewing here with Stu's offer above.
$31.50!! And tell her that I live on the East coast so she will only have to put up with my hi-jinks two or three times a year.
Arrghh. I am bidding against myself!!
I'm looking for exactly the same thing; except change "hot" to "nice personality," and "likes to ski" to "likes to snowboard, eat pizza and drink bourbon," and Asian to anyone race other than evil brain-eating aliens.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
Let me know who I should email. :)
damn...I think I just found my rockin half a new job here.
What the hell? No one is interested in Euro/Cracker ladies anymore?
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Originally Posted by LAN
sorry...you must be mixed to get this @#%@
Not many of the guys that have been to Argentina. Except in desperate situations.Quote:
Originally Posted by LAN
Apparently Scoober does, so that's all that matters, babe! :biggrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by LAN
Mrs Roo:
Asian
Skis
Breasts
Was Kirkwood Pass Holder
Cooks
Intelligent
Terrifying to think I have so much in common with Punani.
really? asian breasts you say?Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
Not I. Where I'm from, you've seen one, you've seen them all -- stuck-up gold-diggers looking for sugar daddies that they'll eventually cheat on because they're "bored."Quote:
Originally Posted by LAN
No idea where they came from. She also has a curiously Latino thumb.Quote:
Originally Posted by basom
I'm so sorry that happened to youQuote:
Originally Posted by 13
SuPu, the craiglist thing if fricking hilarious. That got my day started. Good luck with the "hunt"
Chalk me up as a fan of Euro/cracker women.Quote:
Originally Posted by LAN
Blond, brunette are fine, but red is the best. Of course, I've currently got a most satisfactory brunette at present.
Punani, is it OK to contact you with services or other commercial interests?Quote:
Originally Posted by Crinkle
But does she know about the orange and garden hose thing?
Haha...
I was at the gym this morning and saw this chick and thought of Punani.
There was this little asian girl like 5'0" with the biggest fake boobs I've ever seen. They'd have been big fake boobs on a normal sized woman, but her normal measurements were probably around 30-20-30 but her boob circumference with all the silicone/saline now is probably more like 40". They stuck out several inches to either side and I swear if she would hold her arms out straight they'd come out to her elbows. It's a good thing she was lifting this morning because she needs the muscle to stand upright.
Betcha she's a stripper... errr... "dancer."Quote:
Originally Posted by altagirl
Pu does have the largest fake boobs I've ever seen on an Asian man...
Listen carefully to this man, for he had hot Asian chicks coming out of his ass at the Summit. He knows, OK?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex P. Keaton