Mrs. Shoe just found you a girlfriend. She says she's hot, likes to ski, and she's asian. She has her number and email and this hottie is expecting a call from you
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11-18-2004, 04:16 PM #1
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Hey Punani
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11-18-2004, 04:20 PM #2
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
Mrs. Shoe just found you a girlfriend. She says she's hot, likes to ski, and she's asian. She has her number and email and this hottie is expecting a call from you
Ohhhh YEAH! Mrs Shoe rules!!!!
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11-18-2004, 04:29 PM #3
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Damn....
Now I know who to contact next time I'm on the market....
Mrs. Shoe's Skier Connection Service."if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
-- Melvin G. Marcus 1979
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11-18-2004, 04:32 PM #4
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Hot Asian and skis! FKNA! What more could or would a guy want?
Get on her SP and push one in for me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy
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11-18-2004, 04:33 PM #5
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.................... Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
Mrs. Shoe just found you a girlfriend. She says she's got a really good personality and strong bone structure, likes to ski, and she's asian. She has her number and email and this hottie is expecting a call from youQuando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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11-18-2004, 05:53 PM #6
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
Mrs. Shoe just found you a girlfriend. She says she's hot, likes to ski, and she's asian. She has her number and email and this hottie is expecting a call from you
hold on a second. I like asians too, wheres mine?
steezarific!!
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11-18-2004, 06:56 PM #7
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the funny thing is, she's completely serious. Give me a buzz later tonight and I can pass along her digits to ya. I think she's seriously expecting a call from you....hahahaha.... Originally Posted by Punani
hardrider -- sorry mang, but you're gonna have to take this up with J. I'm only deliverin the messages here.
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11-18-2004, 06:57 PM #8
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I think this chick is charging a coupla bucks per minute for the call.... Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak
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11-18-2004, 06:58 PM #9
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SWM seeks SBF(single breathing female)
PDX Metro area, willing to relocate if she's really hot!!!
PM me ( I'm getting desperate)
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11-18-2004, 06:59 PM #10
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What ever Punani is paying you, I will give you $10 more for the digits. I will go as high as $21.35.
Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.
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11-18-2004, 06:59 PM #11
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Ooooh ooooh Is she a Kirkweed pass holder? Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/m4w/49358357.html
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11-18-2004, 07:06 PM #12
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Well after more interrogation on the skiing thing....I her 'likes to the ski' description can be boiled down to 'has skied once or twice and like it, but hasn't gone in 10 years" Originally Posted by Punani
However, J said told her that you dumped your last girlfriend because you choose skiing over her and this one was like, "ahhh, I don't care 'bout that! Just so long my man happy!".....
Hmmmm...Pu...you might have some competition brewing here with Stu's offer above.Waste your time, read my crap, at:
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11-18-2004, 07:09 PM #13
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$31.50!! And tell her that I live on the East coast so she will only have to put up with my hi-jinks two or three times a year.
Arrghh. I am bidding against myself!!Last edited by Stu Gotz; 11-18-2004 at 07:23 PM.
Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.
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11-18-2004, 07:19 PM #14
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I'm looking for exactly the same thing; except change "hot" to "nice personality," and "likes to ski" to "likes to snowboard, eat pizza and drink bourbon," and Asian to anyone race other than evil brain-eating aliens. Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
Mrs. Shoe just found you a girlfriend. She says she's hot, likes to ski, and she's asian. She has her number and email and this hottie is expecting a call from you
Let me know who I should email.
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11-18-2004, 07:20 PM #15
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damn...I think I just found my rockin half a new job here.
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11-18-2004, 07:59 PM #16
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What the hell? No one is interested in Euro/Cracker ladies anymore?
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11-18-2004, 08:12 PM #17
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Originally Posted by LAN
sorry...you must be mixed to get this @#%@god created man. winchester and baseball bats made them equal - evel kenievel
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11-18-2004, 08:22 PM #18
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Not many of the guys that have been to Argentina. Except in desperate situations. Originally Posted by LAN
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11-18-2004, 10:47 PM #19
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Apparently Scoober does, so that's all that matters, babe! Originally Posted by LAN
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11-19-2004, 04:28 AM #20
7k and out.
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Mrs Roo:
Asian
Skis
Breasts
Was Kirkwood Pass Holder
Cooks
Intelligent
Terrifying to think I have so much in common with Punani.Last edited by bad_roo; 11-19-2004 at 11:51 AM.
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11-19-2004, 08:25 AM #21
We'll blast them at sea
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really? asian breasts you say? Originally Posted by bad_roo
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11-19-2004, 08:31 AM #22
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Not I. Where I'm from, you've seen one, you've seen them all -- stuck-up gold-diggers looking for sugar daddies that they'll eventually cheat on because they're "bored." Originally Posted by LAN
Balls Deep in the 'Ho
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11-19-2004, 08:34 AM #23
7k and out.
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No idea where they came from. She also has a curiously Latino thumb. Originally Posted by basom
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11-19-2004, 08:43 AM #24
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I'm so sorry that happened to you Originally Posted by 13
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11-19-2004, 10:04 AM #25
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SuPu, the craiglist thing if fricking hilarious. That got my day started. Good luck with the "hunt"
More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
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