She only did half the things I asked her to do
but she's fun none the less
(give her orders to do anything...see what happens)
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She only did half the things I asked her to do
but she's fun none the less
(give her orders to do anything...see what happens)
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm
she wouldn't show me her tits or do a back flip. What a skank.
"Kiss" is by far my favorite command
tell her to "kiss"
you'll like it
Damn you Mountainman you hadn't posted that when I clicked reply
kiss another girl and flex were pretty sweet. :fmicon:
Cartwheel is nice but remove top is better.
Tits is ok too. Biotch acts like she doesn't know how to deep throat :confused:
Tell her to 'skip' and she does a bunch of retarded jumping jacks. I like that.
'Shorts' brings a fat bloke into play.
serve, dance, party, bounce, strip, handstand, beer, boring.
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Originally Posted by Mountainman
That was the second command after "dance".
Well - I'm pretty sure that's about as good as it gets. Quick & efficient - just the way it should be. :biggrin:
All hail Beer.com!
edit: "shake" and "jumping jacks" are fun too. :wink:
"Trampoline" confuses her. DAMN.
'Vomit' didn't get any play but at least 'shit' provoked a response.
I enjoyed "lick yourself".
Interesting: "yoga" and "bark like a dog" got the same response.
ooohhh, try 'butt'.
FYI, 'lick' and 'suck' elicit the same response.
Heh, probably the same response as "on your knees". Looked painful.Quote:
Originally Posted by homerjay
BTW, "bukakke" and "shinjuku" got me nowhere.
pillow fight, sleep, look, stretch, stomach, laugh, toes...I'm out of ideas. She won't clean, damn it.
kick is entertaining.
"suck" isn't bad. But she won't "lick the bar" "blow me"
"munch box" didn't go where i was hoping it would :(
she gave me the hand when i instructed her to 'use dildo'
rub wasn't what I was hoping for.
"get wet" and "eat a banana" worked pretty good
she will show you her ass if you ask
god I wish it was like that at all bars :cool:
Ha, those were the 3rd and 4th commands i tried :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Viva
ask here for a pitcher :FIREdevil and she her friend.
take a bath
"bark like a dog" was odd
"stick out your tongue" was decent
tell her to kiss the bartender :D Its the best one yet
show boobs and she takes her shirt off
ass works good too
stupid bouncers :fuckyou:
"talk" - heh.
Don't use "sing" - it's a bad Christina Aguilera impression.
If I see another outburst like that, I will stop experimenting.
"swallow" - yeah, that's usually the response.
pillow fight
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Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
GOOD one! :biggrin:
must try jello wrestling next!
LMAO - "change" :eek:
Then don't tell her to rap or tap dance.Quote:
Originally Posted by EPSkis
There needs to be real bars like this.
"Strip"
"Kill Security"
What the fuck kind of bartender doesn't know what a shot is?
"smell your finger" stumps her.
"be strange" is a good one. trust me.
eat a banana
eat a banana
eat a banana
eat a banana
eat a banana
eat a banana
:fmicon:
fight..... :D
orgasm
lick
sucker
..........